senorsoupe Posted June 14, 2018 Share Posted June 14, 2018 Post in the comments section of articles about football (soccer) about how boring/much of a wuss sport they think football (soccer) is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted June 14, 2018 Share Posted June 14, 2018 Make rugby into an even worse game that it was Get confused by buses Elect an even worse republican president than the one before. Since the war they've had: Ike, then a crook, then an ex-American football player, then a senile actor, then a guy who threw up in Japan, then his moronic son, ,then another crook. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chomp my root Posted June 14, 2018 Share Posted June 14, 2018 3 minutes ago, Cerberus said: The Scottish NHS is great. By far the best thing about Scotland. The NHS in England looks to be in some state though. The wait times just to see a GP in some areas are crazy. Rang for an appointment a couple of days ago and was 'quoted' the end of July and when I said that that was fine the receptionist went out of her way to talk me out of it, or so it seemed. Was happy to wait as its an old injury and as someone who will avoid doctors I was happy to 'take one for the team' and not bother. Bit pissed off though, I knew the practice was busy but to actively discourage (or so it seemed to me) patients was pretty poor. Oh, and I was on hold for about 20 minutes before speaking to the receptionist. I know my practice is short handed and was expecting to wait for an appointment but its not all rosy up here either. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Kincardine Posted June 14, 2018 Share Posted June 14, 2018 Declaiming they're the land of the free whilst having the highest prison population per capita in the world. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Todd_is_God Posted June 15, 2018 Share Posted June 15, 2018 4 hours ago, Cerberus said: Have terrible Fast Foods joints like Taco Bell and Krispy Kreme, open chains in Scotland and see people travel for miles to eat at them. The opening of the Krispy Kreme was like this McDonald's photo from the USSR. Fun Fact - McDonalds in the USSR was extortionate. A Big Mac cost more than a monthly bus ticket, and, based on the percentage of average salary, would be on a par with a Big Mac costing £41 today. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Golden God Posted June 15, 2018 Share Posted June 15, 2018 Try to punch you in the face if you swear in a polite way at them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerberus Posted June 15, 2018 Share Posted June 15, 2018 Saved Europe’s ass during the war. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony Ferrino Posted June 15, 2018 Share Posted June 15, 2018 1 hour ago, Cerberus said: Saved Europe’s ass during the war. But charged them a lot of money for it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Kincardine Posted June 15, 2018 Share Posted June 15, 2018 2 hours ago, Cerberus said: Saved Europe’s ass during the war. Saved you Limeys from speaking German FTFY Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coprolite Posted June 15, 2018 Share Posted June 15, 2018 whoop! Whoooooooooooooooop! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Waspy Posted June 15, 2018 Share Posted June 15, 2018 Having a 'Cellphone' clipped to their belts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hillonearth Posted June 15, 2018 Share Posted June 15, 2018 Look at you wide-eyed and declare "Gee, you're not messing around..." when you order your second pint in the space of an hour. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Highland Capital Posted June 15, 2018 Author Share Posted June 15, 2018 9 hours ago, D.A.F.C said: Everything better than the UK. Have you ever been on a train in America? Awful. Even worse than Scotrail! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inanimate Carbon Rod Posted June 15, 2018 Share Posted June 15, 2018 Have you ever been on a train in America? Awful. Even worse than Scotrail! Yes I did the train from Newark to Penn station, it was excellent. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hillonearth Posted June 15, 2018 Share Posted June 15, 2018 2 minutes ago, Highland Capital said: Have you ever been on a train in America? Awful. Even worse than Scotrail! Can vouch for that - took the Amtrak express from Washington to New York once. It's classed as one of their hyper-fast flagship services, and takes about five hours to go just over 200 miles. Only plus point is you go through a bit of Delaware, which is one of those states no c**t visits. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
banana Posted June 15, 2018 Share Posted June 15, 2018 Fill giant stadiums to watch students play ball. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted June 15, 2018 Share Posted June 15, 2018 Make rugby into an even worse game that it was Get confused by buses Elect an even worse republican president than the one before. Since the war they've had: Ike, then a crook, then an ex-American football player, then a senile actor, then a guy who threw up in Japan, then his moronic son, ,then another crook. American football isn't even remotely close to being like rugby. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Highland Capital Posted June 15, 2018 Author Share Posted June 15, 2018 22 minutes ago, Inanimate Carbon Rod said: Yes I did the train from Newark to Penn station, it was excellent. 19 minutes ago, Hillonearth said: Can vouch for that - took the Amtrak express from Washington to New York once. It's classed as one of their hyper-fast flagship services, and takes about five hours to go just over 200 miles. Only plus point is you go through a bit of Delaware, which is one of those states no c**t visits. I went from Boston to Providence. The train was genuinely like something from a third world country. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D Angelo Barksdale Posted June 15, 2018 Share Posted June 15, 2018 The whole slavery and segregation thing, rampant neocolonialism and daft gun culture are bad but ... Calling football 'soccer' is a war crime and anyone doing so should be sentenced to death. Also, shouting ridiculous things like 'mashed potato' at golf events. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted June 15, 2018 Share Posted June 15, 2018 1 minute ago, Henderson to deliver ..... said: The whole slavery and segregation thing, rampant neocolonialism and daft gun culture are bad but ... Calling football 'soccer' is a war crime and anyone doing so should be sentenced to death. Also, shouting ridiculous things like 'mashed potato' at golf events. That'll be the English wiped out then. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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