Todd_is_God Posted May 21, 2018 Share Posted May 21, 2018 One to tell the grandkids... Clicky Any P&Bers ever had a fist stuck in their arse? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted May 21, 2018 Share Posted May 21, 2018 1 minute ago, Todd_is_God said: One to tell the grandkids... Clicky Any P&Bers ever had a fist stuck in their arse? First read that as Angus. Which would be worse IMO. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Jdog Posted May 21, 2018 Share Posted May 21, 2018 4 minutes ago, Todd_is_God said: One to tell the grandkids... Clicky Any P&Bers ever had a fist stuck in their arse? No, 4 fingers is the most I've managed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heedthebaa Posted May 21, 2018 Share Posted May 21, 2018 And that’s what Mum’s are for in a crisis Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTJohnboy Posted May 21, 2018 Share Posted May 21, 2018 1 minute ago, heedthebaa said: And that’s what Mum’s are for in a crisis Indeed.... She knew exactly how he felt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spain Posted May 21, 2018 Share Posted May 21, 2018 Sounds like a load of shit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted May 21, 2018 Share Posted May 21, 2018 21 minutes ago, Todd_is_God said: One to tell the grandkids... Clicky Any P&Bers ever had a fist stuck in their arse? I'm not convinced that is a genuine News site. https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/donald-trump-bestowed-honorific-title-by-association-of-people-with-small-hands/ And this.. Quote World News Daily Report assumes all responsibility for the satirical nature of its articles and for the fictional nature of their content. All characters appearing in the articles in this website – even those based on real people – are entirely fictional and any resemblance between them and any person, living, dead or undead, is purely a miracle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supermik Posted May 21, 2018 Share Posted May 21, 2018 From the same place https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/morgue-employee-cremated-by-mistake-while-taking-a-nap/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTJohnboy Posted May 21, 2018 Share Posted May 21, 2018 22 minutes ago, Jdog said: No, 4 fingers is the most I've managed. If I ever bump into you Jdog, please don't be offended if I appear a tad reluctant to shake your hand. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SweeperDee Posted May 21, 2018 Share Posted May 21, 2018 Anyone who hasn't had a lass give them a cheeky finger hasn't lived, IMHO. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SweeperDee Posted May 21, 2018 Share Posted May 21, 2018 Although a fist may be beyond the pale. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted May 21, 2018 Share Posted May 21, 2018 Friend of mine who was a trainee doctor at ARI had a young kid come into A&E with what appeared to be his mum's vibrator stuck right up his arse... still on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heedthebaa Posted May 21, 2018 Share Posted May 21, 2018 14 minutes ago, ICTJohnboy said: If I ever bump into you Jdog, please don't be offended if I appear a tad reluctant to shake your hand. Yes, but if he ever got the jail, imagine what he could smuggle in Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted May 21, 2018 Share Posted May 21, 2018 Aww... is this a spoof news website? Headlines: DONALD TRUMP BESTOWED HONORIFIC TITLE BY ASSOCIATION OF PEOPLE WITH SMALL HANDS HUNTER CLAIMS HE WAS SEXUALLY ASSAULTED BY A SASQUATCH Boooooooooooooooo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted May 21, 2018 Share Posted May 21, 2018 1 minute ago, Hedgecutter said: Aww... is this a spoof news website? Headline: DONALD TRUMP BESTOWED HONORIFIC TITLE BY ASSOCIATION OF PEOPLE WITH SMALL HANDS Boooooooooooooooo A Beadle Gong. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted May 21, 2018 Share Posted May 21, 2018 58 minutes ago, Jdog said: No, 4 fingers is the most I've managed. Were you taking a break? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IainMorton Posted May 21, 2018 Share Posted May 21, 2018 46 minutes ago, supermik said: From the same place https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/morgue-employee-cremated-by-mistake-while-taking-a-nap/ I like how they felt the need to tell us he had died. What were they expecting? A severe dose of sunburn? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8MileBU Posted May 21, 2018 Share Posted May 21, 2018 No, 4 fingers is the most I've managed. Yes, but if he ever got the jail, imagine what he could smuggle in Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ah-dee Posted May 21, 2018 Share Posted May 21, 2018 https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/man-crashes-into-river-after-attempting-to-give-himself-a-blowjob-while-driving/[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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