Sergeant Wilson Posted May 17, 2018 Share Posted May 17, 2018 (edited) 13 minutes ago, Inanimate Carbon Rod said: Was only two dates, took her to Ashton Lane one night and the second date was to the stand. Big mistake! She wasn’t a knock out stunner type girl, but ultimately after getting to know her it was a very lucky escape!lol. So did I. Met her at her matinee. Got chatting and arranged a meeting. Unknown to me she had an hour to do after I met her. Waited for the show to end, quite impressed. Bought a few drinks, beating pervs off with a stick Then she fucked off in a taxi. Leaving me with a hard on that would've choked a horse and very little money. Edited May 17, 2018 by Sergeant Wilson 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted May 17, 2018 Share Posted May 17, 2018 38 minutes ago, ah-dee said: my mate told me admiring the work of josef fritzel doesnt go down well Since having a daughter I have actually come round to Fritzels way of thinking tbh. Its amazing how your perceptions can change after you become a parent. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerberus Posted May 17, 2018 Share Posted May 17, 2018 Don't take your wife along on the date. The wimmin folk don't like that. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted May 17, 2018 Share Posted May 17, 2018 1 hour ago, Cerberus said: Don't take your wife along on the date. The wimmin folk don't like that. There comes a point in your life where that is not just optional but beneficial. #maturethreesomes 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony Ferrino Posted May 17, 2018 Share Posted May 17, 2018 If you're going for a meal then order her food for her. Don't take no for an answer, she'll respect you more as a man. Don't lick your plate. Print off any voucher codes prior to going out. It makes you look organised. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted May 17, 2018 Share Posted May 17, 2018 1 hour ago, throbber said: Since having a daughter I have actually come round to Fritzels way of thinking tbh. Its amazing how your perceptions can change after you become a parent. Islander/Fifer pregnancy and parenting thread for this pish. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted May 17, 2018 Share Posted May 17, 2018 6 hours ago, throbber said: The only question I ever need to ask is “what hole do you want it in first?” What if the answer's "Livingston"? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted May 17, 2018 Share Posted May 17, 2018 What if the answer's "Livingston"? Ask your sister. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted May 17, 2018 Share Posted May 17, 2018 best get off here: if there's a danger she'll end up here: 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itzdrk Posted May 17, 2018 Share Posted May 17, 2018 3 minutes ago, tamthebam said: best get off here: This is not Paisley 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ayrmad Posted May 17, 2018 Share Posted May 17, 2018 4 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Treat her to a nice meal, a few drinks and offer her a taxi home. Give her a peck on the cheek as a goodnight (not too forceful) and contact her the next day to say you had a great time and would like to do it again soon. Hide contents Second date, get her pumped. She probably went and got pumped after she left the taxi. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8MileBU Posted May 17, 2018 Share Posted May 17, 2018 Buy her a drink and explain why John McVeigh is a tit 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ2 Posted May 17, 2018 Share Posted May 17, 2018 Whatever you do, make sure to update P&B with the full rundown of how it went 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djchapsticks Posted May 17, 2018 Share Posted May 17, 2018 Ever since the days of CK and Simon's worldly advice, I always take a bag of sugar on a date with me. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richey Edwards Posted May 17, 2018 Author Share Posted May 17, 2018 37 minutes ago, NJ2 said: Whatever you do, make sure to update P&B with the full rundown of how it went Aye it was good mate. 10/10 will date again. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ2 Posted May 17, 2018 Share Posted May 17, 2018 Aye it was good mate. 10/10 will date again. Full rundown I said 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scotty Tunbridge Posted May 18, 2018 Share Posted May 18, 2018 Don’t kick her in the pie, unless she does something annoying then kick her in the pie. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itzdrk Posted May 18, 2018 Share Posted May 18, 2018 1 hour ago, Richey Edwards said: Aye it was good mate. 10/10 will date again. Did you roll the windows down and put the heating full blast? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ah-dee Posted May 18, 2018 Share Posted May 18, 2018 If you're going for a meal then order her food for her. Don't take no for an answer, she'll respect you more as a man. Don't lick your plate. Print off any voucher codes prior to going out. It makes you look organised. the whole dating edperience is sullied if you dont lick the plate. i think its an aphrodisiac 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ah-dee Posted May 18, 2018 Share Posted May 18, 2018 She probably went and got pumped after she left the taxi. shame. groundwork left in place for nothing 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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