MeadowArab Posted May 19, 2018 Share Posted May 19, 2018 Dont take a stripper to the stand comedy club if shes wearing a really skimpy outfit and gets drunk and starts answering the comedians back whilst your sitting at the front. That might cause some embarrassment, or so my mate tells me. This isn't a small south African lassie by any chance? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
madwullie Posted May 19, 2018 Share Posted May 19, 2018 On 5/17/2018 at 17:53, Blootoon87 said: Take her round the roughest pubs you can think of, as a kind of snobbery test. If she's happy enough then you've got a keeper, and she's probably quite keen in the bedroom. This is so true 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inanimate Carbon Rod Posted May 19, 2018 Share Posted May 19, 2018 This isn't a small south African lassie by any chance? No, least i think she was from up north. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dorlomin Posted May 19, 2018 Share Posted May 19, 2018 3 hours ago, Inanimate Carbon Rod said: No, least i think she was from up north. Morocco? 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tongue_tied_danny Posted May 19, 2018 Share Posted May 19, 2018 3 hours ago, dorlomin said: Morocco? No, she went of her own accord. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ebanda's Handyman Services Posted May 20, 2018 Share Posted May 20, 2018 Took a teacher to the pub to watch the 2nd leg of the Scotland v Holland playoff. Pumped 6-0 and she must have been as gutted as I was as she didn't want to arrange another date. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted May 20, 2018 Share Posted May 20, 2018 26 minutes ago, Ebanda's Handyman Services said: Took a teacher to the pub to watch the 2nd leg of the Scotland v Holland playoff. Pumped 6-0 and she must have been as gutted as I was as she didn't want to arrange another date. You award scorelines to your pumpings? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted May 20, 2018 Share Posted May 20, 2018 Can see a frosty reception awaits me when missus gets up. Hazy recollections of her being mad at me last night. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ebanda's Handyman Services Posted May 20, 2018 Share Posted May 20, 2018 5 hours ago, Shandon Par said: You award scorelines to your pumpings? Aye. That particular meeting ended 0-0. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted May 20, 2018 Share Posted May 20, 2018 Aye. That particular meeting ended 0-0. Firing blanks that night aye?? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BawWatchin Posted May 20, 2018 Share Posted May 20, 2018 Pump her on the first date, otherwise you're letting the whole team down. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted May 20, 2018 Share Posted May 20, 2018 11 hours ago, Shandon Par said: Can see a frosty reception awaits me when missus gets up. Hazy recollections of her being mad at me last night. To be fair I think every woman’s phone has those default texts that the phone fires out at specific times on a Friday/Saturday night. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deanburn Dave Posted May 20, 2018 Share Posted May 20, 2018 If you follow the advice from Jay on the Inbetweeners you cannot go wrong.....for example:- get her to put your condom on with her bum. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted May 20, 2018 Share Posted May 20, 2018 Sometimes I like them to back into it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardinal Richelieu Posted May 20, 2018 Share Posted May 20, 2018 If you're still not having any success, give these guys a bell. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony Ferrino Posted May 20, 2018 Share Posted May 20, 2018 3 hours ago, BawWatchin said: Pump her on the first date, otherwise you're letting the whole team down. Team Homo sapien? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BawWatchin Posted May 20, 2018 Share Posted May 20, 2018 Was sitting on the back of the bus the other day and this girl was sitting at the other side and all I could hear her say on the phone was "I know you're a nice guy. You really don't need to do all of these favours for me. You know it's complicated at the moment, lets just be friends for now." Poor chap, you just know he doesn't get any... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted May 20, 2018 Share Posted May 20, 2018 59 minutes ago, BawWatchin said: Was sitting on the back of the bus the other day and this girl was sitting at the other side and all I could hear her say on the phone was "I know you're a nice guy. You really don't need to do all of these favours for me. You know it's complicated at the moment, lets just be friends for now." Poor chap, you just know he doesn't get any... Quote One of Pagourtzis' classmates who died in the attack, Shana Fisher, "had 4 months of problems from this boy," her mother, Sadie Rodriguez, wrote in a private message to the Los Angeles Times on Facebook. "He kept making advances on her and she repeatedly told him no." Pagourtzis continued to get more aggressive, and she finally stood up to him and embarrassed him in class, Rodriguez said. "A week later he opens fire on everyone he didn't like," she wrote. "Shana being the first one." http://www.latimes.com/nation/la-na-texas-shooter-20180519-story.html 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mathematics Posted May 4, 2019 Share Posted May 4, 2019 Before leaving for your date, turn your heating up full whack. Burds love a hot house. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeWhoWalksBehindTheRows Posted May 4, 2019 Share Posted May 4, 2019 On 18/05/2018 at 08:15, Hedgecutter said: Do actually ask them "Do you like owls?" There's actually a cracking Scottish Owl Centre in West Lothian which is pretty accessible for most on here, so taking them there would avoid any cringe worthy clichés and have them thinking "you know what, this guy actually is different from the rest". I couldn't get you the Spices Girls, so get your arses down to Bonnyrigg Spice Museum. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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