Dr Watson Posted May 17, 2018 Share Posted May 17, 2018 Always do the finger test before diving in face first. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted May 17, 2018 Share Posted May 17, 2018 Keep the chat to Eurovision and the Royal Wedding, you don't want to scare her off. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz Posted May 17, 2018 Share Posted May 17, 2018 Hole in the bottom of the popcorn 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted May 17, 2018 Share Posted May 17, 2018 18 minutes ago, Blootoon87 said: Take her round the roughest pubs you can think of, as a kind of snobbery test. If she's happy enough then you've got a keeper, and she's probably quite keen in the bedroom. ...and look like this. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Posted May 17, 2018 Share Posted May 17, 2018 Steer well clear would be my advice. Get yourself a few pints and go up the road and rip the heid aff it. Cheaper and less hassle. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ2 Posted May 17, 2018 Share Posted May 17, 2018 Steer well clear would be my advice. Get yourself a few pints and go up the road and rip the heid aff it. Cheaper and less hassle. Dumped again, Adam? [emoji17] 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
banana Posted May 17, 2018 Share Posted May 17, 2018 Hold back on the gerbils until the second date. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daddy Cheeze Posted May 17, 2018 Share Posted May 17, 2018 Don't play the willy banjo while singing Fireworks by Katy Perry unless requested. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted May 17, 2018 Share Posted May 17, 2018 Steer well clear would be my advice. Get yourself a few pints and go up the road and rip the heid aff it. Cheaper and less hassle. What a w****r! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ah-dee Posted May 17, 2018 Share Posted May 17, 2018 Give yer boaby a rinse under the tap. this^^^^ is a true gentleman 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackislekillie Posted May 17, 2018 Share Posted May 17, 2018 Give yer boaby a rinse under the tap. Only works if she keeps her tap oan. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted May 17, 2018 Share Posted May 17, 2018 Treat her to a nice meal, a few drinks and offer her a taxi home. Give her a peck on the cheek as a goodnight (not too forceful) and contact her the next day to say you had a great time and would like to do it again soon. Spoiler Second date, get her pumped. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rovers2017 Posted May 17, 2018 Share Posted May 17, 2018 Don't let her know you're from Govan 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arch Stanton Posted May 17, 2018 Share Posted May 17, 2018 4 hours ago, Richey Edwards said: even if she looks like a painter's radio. I prefer them to look like a billposters bucket. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gannonball Posted May 17, 2018 Share Posted May 17, 2018 Tip 3 - don't wear a tracksuit Unless your an athlete that should really just be a life tip. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unleash The Nade Posted May 17, 2018 Share Posted May 17, 2018 Take one of these along with you. If she has a pierced naval , you can hang it from there when muff diving to eradicate any unwanted odours 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inanimate Carbon Rod Posted May 17, 2018 Share Posted May 17, 2018 Dont take a stripper to the stand comedy club if shes wearing a really skimpy outfit and gets drunk and starts answering the comedians back whilst your sitting at the front. That might cause some embarrassment, or so my mate tells me. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ah-dee Posted May 17, 2018 Share Posted May 17, 2018 my mate told me admiring the work of josef fritzel doesnt go down well 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ2 Posted May 17, 2018 Share Posted May 17, 2018 Dont take a stripper to the stand comedy club if shes wearing a really skimpy outfit and gets drunk and starts answering the comedians back whilst your sitting at the front. That might cause some embarrassment, or so my mate tells me. Dated a stripper? Get the story telt. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inanimate Carbon Rod Posted May 17, 2018 Share Posted May 17, 2018 Dated a stripper? Get the story telt. Was only two dates, took her to Ashton Lane one night and the second date was to the stand. Big mistake! She wasn’t a knock out stunner type girl, but ultimately after getting to know her it was a very lucky escape!lol. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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