Richey Edwards Posted May 17, 2018 Share Posted May 17, 2018 Do you have any dating advice you'd like to share with Pie and Bovril? I'm going on a date shortly. Not that I need advice, because I'm handsome as f**k, but not everyone is so lucky. Here's a few Richey approved tips that'll have you #punching in no time! Tip 1 - don't bring up Pie and Bovril. Tip 2 - always brush your teeth (or tooth if you're from Fife). Tip 3 - don't wear a tracksuit Tip 4 - compliment a girl on her appearance even if she looks like a painter's radio. It'll get you places. Anymore? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted May 17, 2018 Share Posted May 17, 2018 Take her for a pizza at 10am and put aftershave in your mouth. 10 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marsh Posted May 17, 2018 Share Posted May 17, 2018 31 minutes ago, Richey Edwards said: Do you have any dating advice you'd like to share with Pie and Bovril? I'm going on a date shortly. Not that I need advice, because I'm handsome as f**k, but not everyone is so lucky. Here's a few Richey approved tips that'll have you #punching in no time! Tip 1 - don't bring up Pie and Bovril. Tip 2 - always brush your teeth (or tooth if you're from Fife). Tip 3 - don't wear a tracksuit Tip 4 - compliment a girl on her appearance even if she looks like a painter's radio. It'll get you places. Anymore? Surely that would be your intention after the date? 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brother Blades Posted May 17, 2018 Share Posted May 17, 2018 When asked by the waiter what your choice of starter is- always reply “muff”. That’s all I have to say about this. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ2 Posted May 17, 2018 Share Posted May 17, 2018 Don’t go on a date on a Thursday. It’s awkward. I mean only one working day of the week left so could really have a couple but don’t want to end up getting steaming and not going home before work tomorrow, but don’t want to not drink and come across like a weirdo - can’t even say because work tomorrow as it’s only Friday. Other than, never have a date on a Thursday I reckon it’s all about personality etc. (Got you thinking now Richey eh!) best of luck, good sir. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Priti priti priti Patel Posted May 17, 2018 Share Posted May 17, 2018 Just ask them questions about themselves. You don't even need to listen to the answer except for the last few words. Then just ask them another question "how did you feel?" "is that important to you" etc. You will look smooth and interested in her (or him) while not actually putting in any effort. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted May 17, 2018 Share Posted May 17, 2018 49 minutes ago, Richey Edwards said: Tip 3 - don't wear a tracksuit I went to the cinema recently and there were a number of patrons who were obviously on a date - the young woman nicely dressed, making an effort but without going over the top but the man wearing grey tracksuit bottoms with the arse hanging out of them. Absolute slovens. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ayrmad Posted May 17, 2018 Share Posted May 17, 2018 8 minutes ago, NJ2 said: Don’t go on a date on a Thursday. It’s awkward. I mean only one working day of the week left so could really have a couple but don’t want to end up getting steaming and not going home before work tomorrow, but don’t want to not drink and come across like a weirdo - can’t even say because work tomorrow as it’s only Friday. Other than, never have a date on a Thursday I reckon it’s all about personality etc. (Got you thinking now Richey eh!) best of luck, good sir. Some of my best nights were Thursday', what the f**k wants to date a measured and sensible guy, they might want to marry one but they sure as hell want some excitement before then. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ2 Posted May 17, 2018 Share Posted May 17, 2018 Some of my best nights were Thursday', what the f**k wants to date a measured and sensible guy, they might want to marry one but they sure as hell want some excitement before then. Aye, some of your best nights were Thursdays but I doubt for your date watching you get hammered, spilling your chips and saying “whit is it ye dae again pal?” Is high on many of your dates lists. (My post was only in jest to get Richey over analysing it. Relax, enjoy it and if nothing comes of it who really cares anyway, no worse off for the experience) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brother Blades Posted May 17, 2018 Share Posted May 17, 2018 Finger blast her / him just before you introduce yourself. Great ice-breaker, I’ve found.Giles. Age 34 1/2, C block. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted May 17, 2018 Share Posted May 17, 2018 Just ask them questions about themselves. The only question I ever need to ask is “what hole do you want it in first?” 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardinal Richelieu Posted May 17, 2018 Share Posted May 17, 2018 5 minutes ago, throbber said: The only question I ever need to ask is “what hole do you want it in first?” ^^^ A ladies' man. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DutchBorderer Posted May 17, 2018 Share Posted May 17, 2018 5 minutes ago, throbber said: The only question I ever need to ask is “what hole do you want it in first?” At long last your username makes sense. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted May 17, 2018 Share Posted May 17, 2018 Always leave a bottle of lucozade under your bed in case you get lucky. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barry Ferguson's Hat Posted May 17, 2018 Share Posted May 17, 2018 For God's sake don't take them to an all-you-can-eat buffet and proceed to fill your plate with boiled eggs before swallowing each one of them whole whilst looking them in the eye and trying to hold a conversation. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JTS98 Posted May 17, 2018 Share Posted May 17, 2018 Tell her a funny and interesting story about some previous date that you went home with then never called back. Ladies love a bad boy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LincolnHearts Posted May 17, 2018 Share Posted May 17, 2018 Give yer boaby a rinse under the tap. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JTS98 Posted May 17, 2018 Share Posted May 17, 2018 10 minutes ago, LincolnHearts said: Give yer boaby a rinse under the tap. Under his fitba tap? He might get caught. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerberus Posted May 17, 2018 Share Posted May 17, 2018 If she’s a nice lassie and you expect to bring her back to your hoose then give it a quick clean especially the bathroom.Women don’t like dirty bathrooms with pish marks on the side of the pan. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blootoon87 Posted May 17, 2018 Share Posted May 17, 2018 Take her round the roughest pubs you can think of, as a kind of snobbery test. If she's happy enough then you've got a keeper, and she's probably quite keen in the bedroom. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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