Flybhoy Posted May 17, 2018 Share Posted May 17, 2018 That threesome with Katy Perry and Margot Robbie. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted May 17, 2018 Share Posted May 17, 2018 54 minutes ago, Flybhoy said: That threesome with Katy Perry and Margot Robbie. Mark Perry and Robbie Savage more like. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerberus Posted May 17, 2018 Share Posted May 17, 2018 I pulled a lassie once but her fanny was minging but rather than tell her I pretended I fall asleep drunk and she fucked off out my house. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerberus Posted May 17, 2018 Share Posted May 17, 2018 I pulled a lassie once but her fanny was minging but rather than tell her I pretended I fall asleep drunk and she fucked off out my house. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Savage Henry Posted May 18, 2018 Share Posted May 18, 2018 I pulled a lassie once but her fanny was minging but rather than tell her I pretended I fall asleep drunk and she fucked off out my house. Twice seems like more than bad luck. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagfox Posted May 18, 2018 Share Posted May 18, 2018 I killed a man with a trident! 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagfox Posted May 18, 2018 Share Posted May 18, 2018 7 hours ago, Cerberus said: I pulled a lassie once but her fanny was minging but rather than tell her I pretended I fall asleep drunk and she fucked off out my house. 7 hours ago, Cerberus said: I pulled a lassie once but her fanny was minging but rather than tell her I pretended I fall asleep drunk and she fucked off out my house. A pair of fannies? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted May 18, 2018 Share Posted May 18, 2018 19 minutes ago, jagfox99 said: A pair of fannies? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ah-dee Posted May 18, 2018 Share Posted May 18, 2018 I saved a wee bird (like a sparrow or something) from getting pecked to death by a magpie just last week. Heard a lot of bird based commotion (squawking and the like) out the back garden. Looked out and this evil b*****d of a magpie is stood on this wee bird pecking the f**k out of it. All his wee bird mates were trying to swoop at and dive bomb the magpie but he had smelt blood and was going in for the kill. I shot out the back door and the magpie went to a neighbours tree. The wee fella was too traumatised to move for a bit and with the magpie staying close I just hung about until the magpie flew properly away then the wee bird went and hid under the fence. the bird bouncer! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony Ferrino Posted May 18, 2018 Share Posted May 18, 2018 16 hours ago, NJ2 said: I saved a wee bird (like a sparrow or something) from getting pecked to death by a magpie just last week. Heard a lot of bird based commotion (squawking and the like) out the back garden. Looked out and this evil b*****d of a magpie is stood on this wee bird pecking the f**k out of it. All his wee bird mates were trying to swoop at and dive bomb the magpie but he had smelt blood and was going in for the kill. I shot out the back door and the magpie went to a neighbours tree. The wee fella was too traumatised to move for a bit and with the magpie staying close I just hung about until the magpie flew properly away then the wee bird went and hid under the fence. The magpie would have used it to feed it's young. It's when the furry 4 legged vermin called tiddles or mog start torturing widlife for fun that we really need to step in. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ2 Posted May 18, 2018 Share Posted May 18, 2018 The magpie would have used it to feed it's young. It's when the furry 4 legged vermin called tiddles or mog start torturing widlife for fun that we really need to step in. There’s a bird feeder in my neighbours garden and I always put the end bits of the bread out. It was blood thirsty maniac. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted May 18, 2018 Share Posted May 18, 2018 3 hours ago, Tony Ferrino said: The magpie would have used it to feed it's young. It's when the furry 4 legged vermin called tiddles or mog start torturing widlife for fun that we really need to step in. Spoiler you're claimed, cunto 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted May 18, 2018 Share Posted May 18, 2018 In short I hated someone so much I dug a hole in their garden, shat in it and covered it back up. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Saintee Posted May 18, 2018 Share Posted May 18, 2018 Delivered my daughter in an emergency. My wife may have done some work also. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted June 9, 2018 Share Posted June 9, 2018 The amount of people I see with smashed up phone screens and I've never had so much as a crack on any of mine. Don't know if that's really something to be proud of or just says something about the clumsiness of others. Just waiting for the inevitable happening now that I've said that... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardinal Richelieu Posted June 9, 2018 Author Share Posted June 9, 2018 (edited) 2 hours ago, Dee Man said: The amount of people I see with smashed up phone screens and I've never had so much as a crack on any of mine. Don't know if that's really something to be proud of or just says something about the clumsiness of others. Just waiting for the inevitable happening now that I've said that... Excellent post. You'd have to be some sort of dimwit to break your phone screen. I bought a rubber johnny for my phone for a pound, and the fecker is indestructible. I reckon I could chuck my phone out my top floor flat window and it would be absolutely fine. Edit: Just did it. Phone is fine. Edited June 9, 2018 by Cardinal Richelieu 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brother Blades Posted June 9, 2018 Share Posted June 9, 2018 Excellent post. You'd have to be some sort of dimwit to break your phone screen. I bought a rubber johnny for my phone for a pound, and the fecker is indestructible. I reckon I could chuck my phone out my top floor flat window and it would be absolutely fine. Edit: Just did it. Phone is fine. Sent from my Nokia 3320. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted June 9, 2018 Share Posted June 9, 2018 The amount of people I see with smashed up phone screens and I've never had so much as a crack on any of mine. Don't know if that's really something to be proud of or just says something about the clumsiness of others. Just waiting for the inevitable happening now that I've said that... I'd genuinely estimate that (at least) half of the larger iPhone / Samsung types that I see people with have a smashed screen. It would seem that a £5 case for their £150+ bit of super-fragile kit is just an investment too far for most. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brother Blades Posted June 9, 2018 Share Posted June 9, 2018 I'd genuinely estimate that (at least) half of the larger iPhone / Samsung types that I see people with have a smashed screen. It would seem that a £5 case for their £150+ bit of super-fragile kit is just an investment too far for most. Show me where you can get a large I-phone for £150 & a cover for a fiver? I’ll be on that like a bee on a sweet sweet nectar filled flower. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardinal Richelieu Posted June 9, 2018 Author Share Posted June 9, 2018 I should quit my job and just sell these fuckers for a living. https://www.ebay.co.uk/p/Hybrid-360-Shockproof-Case-Tempered-Glass-Cover-for-Apple-iPhone-X-8-5s-SE-Clear-Samsung-Galaxy-S7/2096087558 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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