Arabdownunder Posted May 18, 2018 Share Posted May 18, 2018 Happy to confirm that none of the Aussies I work with are planning to watch this shower of shite. Strayans>>>>>> Canadians>>>>>>>Yanks 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagfox Posted May 18, 2018 Share Posted May 18, 2018 18 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The DA Posted May 18, 2018 Share Posted May 18, 2018 Is there a wedding on this weekend? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony Ferrino Posted May 18, 2018 Share Posted May 18, 2018 47 minutes ago, The DA said: Is there a wedding on this weekend? My eldest turned 13 during the week and I've booked him a 2 hour surfing lesson for late morning tomorrow. Mrs F is now torn between watching a celebrity wedding or her pride and joy having an experience he'll remember for years. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ2 Posted May 18, 2018 Share Posted May 18, 2018 My eldest turned 13 during the week and I've booked him a 2 hour surfing lesson for late morning tomorrow. Mrs F is now torn between watching a celebrity wedding or her pride and joy having an experience he'll remember for years. She’s incredibly clever. You take the boy surfing, she claims she wants to watch the royal wedding so doesn’t come and while you’re out...I think we both know what’s happening 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTJohnboy Posted May 18, 2018 Share Posted May 18, 2018 I thought this would be a good time to come to Spain for a few days. Unfortunately the fucking pub about 100yds up the road from our place in this ex-pat community has organised a fucking street party. They're even handing out Union Jacks for punters to wave at the giant TV screen they've erected. I'll be giving this a wide berth although the free wine on offer with all food orders is tempting. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christophe Posted May 18, 2018 Share Posted May 18, 2018 (edited) ALL THE BUILD UP, ALL THE GOSSIP, BIGGEST ROYAL WEDDING OF THE YEAR! WILL HER DAD MAKE IT? THAT DRESS! GET IT ALL HERE FIRST! Edited May 18, 2018 by Christophe 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trackdaybob Posted May 18, 2018 Share Posted May 18, 2018 15 hours ago, Sergeant Wilson said: Car crash...same old, same old. If it works, why change it?? 1 hour ago, The DA said: Is there a wedding on this weekend? There'll be weddings up and down the country with pissed off brides because they've been 'upstaged' on their 'big day' Although according to some females in the office, it'll make their special day even specialler. Or something. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Co.Down Hibee Posted May 18, 2018 Share Posted May 18, 2018 34 minutes ago, Christophe said: ALL THE BUILD UP, ALL THE GOSSIP, BIGGEST ROYAL WEDDING OF THE YEAR! WILL HER DAD MAKE IT? THAT DRESS! GET IT ALL HERE FIRST! Just can't see bunting without thinking of the still game episode. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Herman Hessian Posted May 18, 2018 Share Posted May 18, 2018 19 minutes ago, Trackdaybob said: There'll be weddings up and down the country with pissed off brides because they've been 'upstaged' on their 'big day' Although according to some females in the office, it'll make their special day even specialler. Or something. they'll be rightly amused at just how "special" their big day turns out to be, with every bloke in attendance absolutely roaring and all huddled round someone's iPad desperate to watch the football, including their new husband - their delight will only be compounded year in and year out when they drop hints in the run up to the anniversary to hubby not to forget the "special day" that's coming up, only for him to say - christ, hinnie, is it really (insert appropriate number) years since motherwell fucked celtic over and united put six past chelsea in conte's last game in charge.... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IainMorton Posted May 18, 2018 Share Posted May 18, 2018 Prince Charles to walk Meghan down the aisle in the absence of her father? Not sure why as he isn’t related to either her or Harry in any way... 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lurkst Posted May 18, 2018 Share Posted May 18, 2018 On Wednesday, May 16, 2018 at 09:55, Shandon Par said: It is a bit weird that the wee ginger lad has bagged a lady that looks just like his brother's wife. More like his brother's sister in law... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerberus Posted May 18, 2018 Share Posted May 18, 2018 Bow down to your white toothed master! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted May 18, 2018 Share Posted May 18, 2018 7 hours ago, IainMorton said: Prince Charles to walk Meghan down the aisle in the absence of her father? Not sure why as he isn’t related to either her or Harry in any way... You’d have thought he would have someone to perform that sort of menial task for him 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RH33 Posted May 18, 2018 Share Posted May 18, 2018 My mum was invited by lord leftinunt of Sutherland. Seemingly two people each county recognised for work in community. She’s no royalist but felt she had say yes. turns out after paying own flights, hotels, outfit etc they don’t even get a seat or sandwich. but at least they can say the commoners were invited! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted May 18, 2018 Share Posted May 18, 2018 6 minutes ago, Rowan said: My mum was invited by lord leftinunt of Sutherland. Seemingly two people each county recognised for work in community. She’s no royalist but felt she had say yes. turns out after paying own flights, hotels, outfit etc they don’t even get a seat or sandwich. but at least they can say the commoners were invited! The Lord whit? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RH33 Posted May 18, 2018 Share Posted May 18, 2018 No idea how spell it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IainMorton Posted May 18, 2018 Share Posted May 18, 2018 Lord left nut? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Priti priti priti Patel Posted May 18, 2018 Share Posted May 18, 2018 I genuinely read that as 'Lefty-nunt' and didn't realise that was wrong until Sergeant Wilson pointed it out. Just thought it was a weird Viking word that they left behind. Meanwhile, this is outside of my work. One of the tallest buildings in London ffs. It's mass hysteria. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted May 18, 2018 Share Posted May 18, 2018 3 hours ago, Lurkst said: More like his brother's sister in law... 2 hours ago, Cerberus said: Bow down to your white toothed master! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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