stewartyftd1 Posted May 23, 2018 Share Posted May 23, 2018 Maybe it was Nicky Clark was the jinx in the DA v DU fixtures? Looking forward to not losing to them this season now. But honestly am a little annoyed that a team of similar size/stature has managed to nick another player. Not gutted just annoyed. Fully resigned to Aird making the switch too. Hopefully AJ has some targets lined up as will have freed up some budget at least. Hmmm.... Slightly off the mark but ok 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty Arab 83 Posted May 23, 2018 Share Posted May 23, 2018 Talk to any football minded person in any European city and they will know who Dundee United are........mention Dunfermline and the think it's an ointment for getting rid of warts. [emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23] 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarto Mutiny Posted May 23, 2018 Share Posted May 23, 2018 57 minutes ago, Poet of the Macabre said: Makes sense since you don't look like playing anywhere else in the near future. I find it quite funny that you have "Colt Teams Can GTF" under your avatar when you support what is basically Dundee United's colt team. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarto Mutiny Posted May 23, 2018 Share Posted May 23, 2018 5 minutes ago, Dirty Arab 83 said: Talk to any football minded person in any European city and they will know who Dundee United are........mention Dunfermline and the think it's an ointment for getting rid of warts. Having been on many a night out to Lourenzo's back in the day, I can confirm that if anything, the opposite is true. Er...so I heard 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Szamo's_Ammo Posted May 23, 2018 Share Posted May 23, 2018 1 minute ago, Dirty Arab 83 said: Talk to any football minded person in any European city and they will know who Dundee United are........mention Dunfermline and the think it's an ointment for getting rid of warts. Spot on. I was once travelling through a rough area on the outskirts of Yerevan, Armenia where a young street kid shouted "mister where you from?" from a run down, rusty Soviet era play park. I replied "Scotland. Dundee" and I have never seen such a wide smile before or since. He screamed "Dundee United? Barcelona 4 time? Paul Sturrock? League at Dens?" With a knowing smile I continued on my way. It still brings a tear to my eye thinking about it. 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stumigoo Posted May 23, 2018 Share Posted May 23, 2018 19 hours ago, Afro said: I hope this pun was intentional. I'd be lying if i said yes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MacArab Posted May 23, 2018 Share Posted May 23, 2018 11 minutes ago, Szamo's_Ammo said: Spot on. I was once travelling through a rough area on the outskirts of Yerevan, Armenia where a young street kid shouted "mister where you from?" from a run down, rusty Soviet era play park. I replied "Scotland. Dundee" and I have never seen such a wide smile before or since. He screamed "Dundee United? Barcelona 4 time? Paul Sturrock? League at Dens?" With a knowing smile I continued on my way. It still brings a tear to my eye thinking about it. WORLD FUCKING FAMOUS WE ARE! ETA, same thing happened to me pretty much, but when I said I was from Dundee, the laddie spat at me and called me a c**t for ripping off his old man and putting him out of business (not once but twice) over the last 15 years.... Fucked if I ken what that's about like.... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheMessiah Posted May 23, 2018 Share Posted May 23, 2018 United seem weirdly desperate to kick up some sort of rivalry with us. Almost clingy tbh. We just need some space, we're not really looking for another rival atm xoxo 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted May 23, 2018 Share Posted May 23, 2018 1 hour ago, Dirty Arab 83 said: "Similar size/stature"................are you on fucking drugs ? We are a massive club respected throughout Europe. ........ You're not even respected in the Bowbridge Bar rocket man. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarto Mutiny Posted May 23, 2018 Share Posted May 23, 2018 10 minutes ago, TheMessiah said: United seem weirdly desperate to kick up some sort of rivalry with us. Almost clingy tbh. We just need some space, we're not really looking for another rival atm xoxo You need space? You're in our thread, not the other way round. You silly sod. 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poet of the Macabre Posted May 23, 2018 Share Posted May 23, 2018 1 hour ago, Dirty Arab 83 said: Talk to any football minded person in any European city and they will know who Dundee United are........mention Dunfermline and the think it's an ointment for getting rid of warts. Stealing Bairnardo's patter here but I think this is maybe *too* funny? Can a mod confirm? 1 hour ago, Sarto Mutiny said: I find it quite funny that you have "Colt Teams Can GTF" under your avatar when you support what is basically Dundee United's colt team. I don't believe you do find that "quite funny" tbh. Unless you're very easily amused. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted May 23, 2018 Share Posted May 23, 2018 1 minute ago, Sarto Mutiny said: You need space? You're in our thread, not the other way round. You silly sod. The lad does have a point to be fair. Desperate to establish a rivalry seeing as the big team in Dundee is in the league you can't buy/borrow your way into. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeeTillEhDeh Posted May 23, 2018 Share Posted May 23, 2018 Spot on. I was once travelling through a rough area on the outskirts of Yerevan, Armenia where a young street kid shouted "mister where you from?" from a run down, rusty Soviet era play park. I replied "Scotland. Dundee" and I have never seen such a wide smile before or since. He screamed "Dundee United? Barcelona 4 time? Paul Sturrock? League at Dens?" With a knowing smile I continued on my way. It still brings a tear to my eye thinking about it. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Szamo's_Ammo Posted May 23, 2018 Share Posted May 23, 2018 Some Pars fans not taking their position on the football food chain well. Maybe we should just let them keep Aird? Feeling bad now. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarto Mutiny Posted May 23, 2018 Share Posted May 23, 2018 33 minutes ago, Piracy said: The lad does have a point to be fair. Desperate to establish a rivalry seeing as the big team in Dundee is in the league you can't buy/borrow your way into. I refer you to my previous answer, fuckwit. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poet of the Macabre Posted May 23, 2018 Share Posted May 23, 2018 It was another successful year for United tbh. Still unbeaten against the Pars, didn't lose to Dundee in the league all season. The glory days are here again. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted May 23, 2018 Share Posted May 23, 2018 20 minutes ago, Sarto Mutiny said: I refer you to my previous answer, fuckwit. Reference advice being your obvious strong point, irony less so. Try signing Beg. Steal and Borrow. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawk Posted May 23, 2018 Share Posted May 23, 2018 3 hours ago, Shandon Par said: For the record, on the subject of Nicky Clark, can I just say how much I wholeheartedly agree with all that @Hawk says from now on? Cheers in advance. You can have a greenie for that, woosh! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawk Posted May 23, 2018 Share Posted May 23, 2018 Just so I don't disappoint I have a question. Who's gonna give us the most laughs this year, Csaba's shite team and tactics or just Nicky being crap and not having daddy to protect him? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
banana Posted May 23, 2018 Share Posted May 23, 2018 4 hours ago, Poet of the Macabre said: Makes sense since you don't look like playing anywhere else in the near future. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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