Honest Saints Fan Posted May 10, 2018 Share Posted May 10, 2018 I have some complex nerve pain in my left shoulder meaning i can only lift my arm about 10cm away from my body. Fucked it 2 years ago and no one has been able to fix it yet. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigmouth Strikes Again Posted May 10, 2018 Share Posted May 10, 2018 (edited) Attacked by a cat, nasty scar on right hand. Thank you. Edited May 10, 2018 by Bigmouth Strikes Again 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTJohnboy Posted May 10, 2018 Share Posted May 10, 2018 3 hours ago, Rowan said: After ten days of thinking i had a virus I’m currently recovering from sepsis and pneumonia. i also have borderline personality disorder which makes me sound like a proper nutter! Don't worry. It hasn't gone unnoticed. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted May 10, 2018 Share Posted May 10, 2018 11 minutes ago, Honest Saints Fan said: I have some complex nerve pain in my left shoulder meaning i can only lift my arm about 10cm away from my body. Fucked it 2 years ago and no one has been able to fix it yet. That must be bloody awkward. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted May 10, 2018 Share Posted May 10, 2018 9 minutes ago, Bigmouth Strikes Again said: Attacked by a cat, nasty scar on right hand. Thank you. It would be a real shame if you were to contract something serious as a result. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helpma Posted May 10, 2018 Share Posted May 10, 2018 Hurt my thumb two weeks ago playing beer pong. Still sore. Won 2-0 though, playing through the pain barrier. Ears are OK 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigmouth Strikes Again Posted May 10, 2018 Share Posted May 10, 2018 2 minutes ago, Mark Connolly said: It would be a real shame if you were to contract something serious as a result. Stay down cunto. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted May 10, 2018 Share Posted May 10, 2018 An ever increasing bunion on my left foot. Great for predicting when it’s going to rain, though. Other than that I’m as fit as a double bass. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted May 10, 2018 Share Posted May 10, 2018 5 minutes ago, Jacksgranda said: That must be bloody awkward. I don't think she's a nazi. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Musketeer Gripweed Posted May 10, 2018 Share Posted May 10, 2018 I have eczema in my ears. Are all these ear related diseases a side effect of this website? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCelt67 Posted May 10, 2018 Share Posted May 10, 2018 Doctors tomorrow regarding swelling and pain behind my left testis. Not looking forward to it, truth be told. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted May 10, 2018 Share Posted May 10, 2018 Doctors tomorrow regarding swelling and pain behind my left testis. Not looking forward to it, truth be told. You probably already have googled it, but if not check out epididymitis. Maybe will put your mind at rest. I had it once. Its just a mild infection of yer sperm tube but it hurts like a b*****d and feels like its going to pop when you move certain ways etc. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted May 10, 2018 Share Posted May 10, 2018 2 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: 8 minutes ago, TheCelt67 said: Doctors tomorrow regarding swelling and pain behind my left testis. Not looking forward to it, truth be told. You probably already have googled it, but if not check out epididymitis. Maybe will put your mind at rest. I had it once. Its just a mild infection of yer sperm tube but it hurts like a b*****d and feels like its going to pop when you move certain ways etc. I had that recently, found a lump, fucking fright of my life. Docs and dose of antibiotics and sorted in a few days. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted May 10, 2018 Share Posted May 10, 2018 Bunch of lefties - left ear (x 2), left shoulder, left testicle, left foot... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chomp my root Posted May 10, 2018 Share Posted May 10, 2018 11 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: An ever increasing bunion on my left foot. Great for predicting when it’s going to rain, though. Other than that I’m as fit as a double bass. I've an arthritic elbow that acts as a pretty accurate barometer too. Its been getting worse without the bad weather which is a concern. Although saying that, when I fractured it aged 19 I quickly learned to be an ambidextrous w****r. Phew. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted May 10, 2018 Share Posted May 10, 2018 I had that recently, found a lump, fucking fright of my life. Docs and dose of antibiotics and sorted in a few days. I couldnt have even called it a lump as such although it was certainly swollen and the dull pain was going up into my groin on that side too, so aye I kinda shat it too. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flybhoy Posted May 10, 2018 Share Posted May 10, 2018 I have only one kidney, born that way. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted May 10, 2018 Share Posted May 10, 2018 2 minutes ago, Flybhoy said: I have only one kidney, born that way. That’s the least of your problems, Magee. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCelt67 Posted May 10, 2018 Share Posted May 10, 2018 7 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: 13 minutes ago, TheCelt67 said: Doctors tomorrow regarding swelling and pain behind my left testis. Not looking forward to it, truth be told. You probably already have googled it, but if not check out epididymitis. Maybe will put your mind at rest. I had it once. Its just a mild infection of yer sperm tube but it hurts like a b*****d and feels like its going to pop when you move certain ways etc. 4 minutes ago, Rugster said: I had that recently, found a lump, fucking fright of my life. Docs and dose of antibiotics and sorted in a few days. Aye, from Google, chances are it's just a cyst or as I've recently started exercising, an injury of sort. Doesn't help matters that I'm a massive shitebag who has a tendency to fear the worst. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted May 10, 2018 Share Posted May 10, 2018 5 minutes ago, Jacksgranda said: Bunch of lefties - left ear (x 2), left shoulder, left testicle, left foot... Big teams found... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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