ICTChris Posted May 9, 2018 Share Posted May 9, 2018 The 2018 Global Drug Survey has found that cocaine users in Scotland are among the heaviest users in the world, with the average weight of cocaine consumed in a single session weighing in at 1.2g, as opposed to 0.5g worldwide. Some respondents noted that you could order cocaine to be delivered within 30 minutes in Glasgow, "faster than a pizza" but presumably cheaper than if you buy from Dominos. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-44048083 I'm sure we can all agree that this is a proud moment for our country. Have any P&Bers ever used up to 1.2g of cocaine during a session? Have any P&Bers ever ordered cocaine to be delivered within 30 minutes in Glasgow? Do any P&Bers know why our country places such store on and celebrates getting fucked up on drink and drugs so much? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smpar Posted May 9, 2018 Share Posted May 9, 2018 If you wait longer than 30 minutes in Glasgow you should get 50% off your next order IMO. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted May 9, 2018 Share Posted May 9, 2018 A wee bit of poetry for a Wednesday morning. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted May 9, 2018 Share Posted May 9, 2018 This statistic is a bit like the old "you're never more than 6ft away from a rat" adage. My thought is that dealers should be strapping cocaine onto the backs of rats for a quicker service. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted May 9, 2018 Share Posted May 9, 2018 25 minutes ago, Franny Licher said: or maybe the claim should be ''scots snort more be-ro self raising flour than anyone in the world''.....we get the sevco of coke, to the outside eyes, it looks the business, but we all know its really shite, in comparison to proper good stuff, This. You have to take double the amount of powder to get the same amount of actual coke. Or so I imagine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTJohnboy Posted May 9, 2018 Share Posted May 9, 2018 Quote The survey also looked at alcohol use, and found Scotland had the highest proportion of respondents (4.2%) who sought emergency medical care after a drinking session. The report said: "This is double the level of English drinkers seeking medical treatment after drinking (2.1%), highlighting how entrenched a problem drinking is north of the border." I haven't got any figures to back this up, but having lived and worked in various parts of England for varying spells over the years, I would suggest that the above is complete and utter bullshit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted May 9, 2018 Share Posted May 9, 2018 I bet the stuff you can get delivered within 30 minutes in Glasgow will be 2% pure if you’re lucky. I remember mid to late 00’s you would be getting stuff that was about 10% pure and £50 a gram would be about the going rate for it. Nowadays it will probably be twice the price and half the purity unless you are in tow with some very well connected dealers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ylf Posted May 9, 2018 Share Posted May 9, 2018 Every pub you go in is rife with people going in and out the toilet all day and night taking coke. 1.2g a night seems bit low to the people I know Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LondonHMFC Posted May 9, 2018 Share Posted May 9, 2018 Might not be the World Cup, but at least it's something. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted May 9, 2018 Share Posted May 9, 2018 1 minute ago, LondonHMFC said: Might not be the World Cup, but at least it's something. Clyde tunnel sized gob on the blond wifie left of centre. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted May 9, 2018 Share Posted May 9, 2018 13 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Clyde tunnel sized gob on the blond wifie left of centre. The new avatar is good, though disappointed not to see Maddie in there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted May 9, 2018 Share Posted May 9, 2018 3 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: The new avatar is good, though disappointed not to see Maddie in there. Revision coming shortly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ross. Posted May 9, 2018 Share Posted May 9, 2018 1) Yes 2) Not Glasgow but the postcode started with a G so close enough 3) It's cold, it's wet, it's dark, the public infrastructure is generally horrendous, the standard of living is relatively poor and we have little control over the major decision making tools for running a nation. Proving how hard we are via the medium of "Getting more fucked out our faces than anyone else" is little more than an attempt to boost our fragile ego's and poor self esteem. Also, it's fucking great fun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted May 9, 2018 Share Posted May 9, 2018 Thought more folk would be boasting about taking drugs by now. Disappointing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted May 9, 2018 Share Posted May 9, 2018 I would consume 1.2 grams all in the same line and would always be sure to do it off a prostitutes tits. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted May 9, 2018 Share Posted May 9, 2018 14 minutes ago, throbber said: I would consume 1.2 grams all in the same line and would always be sure to do it off a prostitutes tits. That's shocking throbber. Where's your apostrophe? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venti Posted May 9, 2018 Share Posted May 9, 2018 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted May 9, 2018 Author Share Posted May 9, 2018 Cocaine used to have the reputation of the champagne of drugs, to be consumed by the rich and famous. Given that throbber is posting about doing it that image is outdated and it's now as common as wearing Sports Direct jogging bottoms and a Tapout t-shirt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lionel hutz Posted May 9, 2018 Share Posted May 9, 2018 Keith Jackson will probably be blaming Alfredo Morelos for this. Spoiler https://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/rangers-see-alfredo-morelos-price-11208418 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted May 9, 2018 Share Posted May 9, 2018 Orgies, bestiality and sado-masochism. One of cocaine's biggest ever fans, Rick James https://www.rollingstone.com/music/news/from-dali-to-bestiality-the-10-craziest-stories-in-rick-james-memoir-20140711 was quite the rock n roller. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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