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Can someone explain to me, without going into too much detail. how this could have happened?

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2 minutes ago, ICTJohnboy said:

Can someone explain to me, without going into too much detail. how this could have happened?

Trobber sold his sock on Gumtree.

P.S. A turkey baster may have been involved, it's not difficult. 

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Just now, ICTJohnboy said:

Can someone explain to me, without going into too much detail. how this could have happened?

'Ups and Downs' apparently.

Folk have always had it in for her.

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3 minutes ago, ICTJohnboy said:

Can someone explain to me, without going into too much detail. how this could have happened?

IVF

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She's talking about being pregnant like it's a policy and it's extremely unsettling

Still, good for her & her partner

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Actually, I think I've figured out how this might have happened.

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8 minutes ago, ICTJohnboy said:

Can someone explain to me, without going into too much detail. how this could have happened?

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10 minutes ago, ICTJohnboy said:

Can someone explain to me, without going into too much detail. how this could have happened?

Well, when a Tory and a similarly soulless creature love killing off the disabled very much...

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Ms Davidson said she and her partner Jen Wilson were "excited" to be expecting their first child in October after undergoing IVF.

I guess on the NHS but still it'll be cheaper than the £1 billion Theresa May paid for the UVF treatment.

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Sadly, Verne Troyer was not available to audition for a role as Ruthie's Mini-Me. The poor wean will be signed up for chimney duty by age 8 and euthanasia by 65. The partner'll be hoofed out the door by this time next year. Davidson is a truly horrible narcissist and awful politician who should not be allowed responsibility for a whelk stall, let alone the life of a small human being. :barf

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Can we demand under FOI legislation the specific genetic background they requested in the sperm?

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1 minute ago, welshbairn said:

Can we demand under FOI legislation the specific genetic background they requested in the sperm?

Sperm is usually white.

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2 minutes ago, The OP said:

Sperm is usually white.

Mine has a yellowy tinge, going cheap though.

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1 minute ago, shuggz said:

And Tom Daley is going to be a dad...weird world we live n.

 

Gay and fertile. Yes, completely unheard of. :whistle:)

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Just now, welshbairn said:

Mine has a yellowy tinge, going cheap though.

 

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