Honest_Man#1 Posted April 23, 2018 Share Posted April 23, 2018 16 minutes ago, Rugster said: https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/1581846/Glasgow-hero-John-Smeaton-branded-a-fake.html Ah right. Maybe we’ll never know if he was telling the truth or not then as a quick google doesn’t mention anything about the CCTV confirming or denying his version. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted April 23, 2018 Share Posted April 23, 2018 3 hours ago, Barry Ferguson's Hat said: I once saw two naked rugby lads tackling a fully clothed fella to the ground before pulling his shorts down and licking his arsehole. Did it tickle? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted April 23, 2018 Share Posted April 23, 2018 Just now, Jacksgranda said: 11 years ago! I remember sitting in the house all day watching the news coverage. Smeato was milking the attention, giving it Jeremy Clarkson-esque dramatic pauses when describing the terrorists' words and actions "Allah........................................................ he was shouting.......Allah". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted April 23, 2018 Share Posted April 23, 2018 3 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: I remember sitting in the house all day watching the news coverage. Smeato was milking the attention, giving it Jeremy Clarkson-esque dramatic pauses when describing the terrorists' words and actions "Allah........................................................ he was shouting.......Allah". I was hammered in a bar in Chennai, speaking to some Dundonian wifie's (wid btw) dad on the phone who was on holiday in Majorca and he sang me the Road and the Miles to Dundee. Happier times tbf. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted April 23, 2018 Share Posted April 23, 2018 1 minute ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: I was hammered in a bar in Chennai, speaking to some Dundonian wifie's (wid btw) dad on the phone who was on holiday in Majorca and he sang me the Road and the Miles to Dundee. Happier times tbf. Dundee is a special place. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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MEADOWXI Posted April 23, 2018 Share Posted April 23, 2018 42 minutes ago, Rugster said: https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/1581846/Glasgow-hero-John-Smeaton-branded-a-fake.html 26 minutes ago, Jacksgranda said: 11 years ago! And they've never been back to Scotland - The P&B answer of a Kick in the Pie ended the terror threat in Scotland. Time to spread this effective anti-terrorist weapon to the world Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted April 23, 2018 Share Posted April 23, 2018 @throbber would make a shitey terrorist as he'd never decide on which car to buy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Priti priti priti Patel Posted April 23, 2018 Share Posted April 23, 2018 55 minutes ago, Rugster said: https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/1581846/Glasgow-hero-John-Smeaton-branded-a-fake.html "Stephen Clarkson, who also tackled one of the bombers, said he only saw Mr Smeaton help another airport worker move an injured member of the public. Speaking from his hospital bed, he added: "He [Smeaton] is a hero for what he said." Pretty low bar for heroism then. Have you ever said Glesga is a bit fighty? Did you win the Queen's Gallantry Medal? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted April 23, 2018 Share Posted April 23, 2018 Discretion is the better part of valour. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted April 23, 2018 Share Posted April 23, 2018 35 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: Dundee is a special place. She seemed somewhat crestfallen when, after all of the shenanigans were through, I told her I wasnt actually Dundonian. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted April 23, 2018 Share Posted April 23, 2018 1 minute ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: She seemed somewhat crestfallen when, after all of the shenanigans were through, I told her I wasnt actually Dundonian. I was born a couple of weeks late. Was meant to be a wee Dundonian but the folks had to move away and I was born somewhere less glamorous. Was conceived in Carnoustie so see myself as at least partially Dundonian. Also have a scar on my head from a sign in a Dundee nightclub that said "Mind your head". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted April 23, 2018 Share Posted April 23, 2018 I was born a couple of weeks late. Was meant to be a wee Dundonian but the folks had to move away and I was born somewhere less glamorous. Was conceived in Carnoustie so see myself as at least partially Dundonian. Also have a scar on my head from a sign in a Dundee nightclub that said "Mind your head". Bit odd knowing the places where yer maw got pumped tbh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bully Wee Villa Posted April 23, 2018 Share Posted April 23, 2018 It's quicker to list the places his maw hasn't been pumped. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted April 23, 2018 Share Posted April 23, 2018 1 minute ago, Bairnardo said: 4 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: I was born a couple of weeks late. Was meant to be a wee Dundonian but the folks had to move away and I was born somewhere less glamorous. Was conceived in Carnoustie so see myself as at least partially Dundonian. Also have a scar on my head from a sign in a Dundee nightclub that said "Mind your head". Bit odd knowing the places where yer maw got pumped tbh It's safe to say that on this occasion it wasn't up the hoop. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted April 23, 2018 Share Posted April 23, 2018 4 minutes ago, Bully Wee Villa said: It's quicker to list the places his maw hasn't been pumped. Walked in on her getting pumped by one of my dad's mates when I was about 5. Couldn't shut the door/unsee that quick enough. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted April 23, 2018 Share Posted April 23, 2018 6 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: 9 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: I was born a couple of weeks late. Was meant to be a wee Dundonian but the folks had to move away and I was born somewhere less glamorous. Was conceived in Carnoustie so see myself as at least partially Dundonian. Also have a scar on my head from a sign in a Dundee nightclub that said "Mind your head". Bit odd knowing the places where yer maw got pumped tbh Its all here: www.shandonsmaspumpinggazeteer.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted April 23, 2018 Share Posted April 23, 2018 1 hour ago, Honest_Man#1 said: Ah right. Maybe we’ll never know if he was telling the truth or not then as a quick google doesn’t mention anything about the CCTV confirming or denying his version. Changed his story a bit from the first video to the second when it looks like he'd had a couple of pints. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted April 23, 2018 Share Posted April 23, 2018 5 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: Walked in on her getting pumped by one of my dad's mates when I was about 5. Couldn't shut the door/unsee that quick enough. Did you grass on her to your Dad or make her give you extra sweeties? Don't think I would have understood what was happening at that age. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supermik Posted April 23, 2018 Share Posted April 23, 2018 16 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: Walked in on her getting pumped by one of my dad's mates when I was about 5. Couldn't shut the door/unsee that quick enough. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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