cyderspaceman Posted June 10, 2018 Share Posted June 10, 2018 I'm shite at foretelling the future but I'll have a go. England to fail to qualify from their group. If some think it's possible for them to shine, it's also possible for them to crash and burn. No England fans to be (seriously) injured, mainly due to the fact there won't be vast numbers there , the Russian 'authorities' will have warned their hooligans to be nice and any England fans who are there, will be shitting it, keeping a low profile. Allez les bleus! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Saintee Posted June 11, 2018 Share Posted June 11, 2018 The free kick routine mentioned in the article. Isn't that something that Hoddle had actually done? What a twat! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thekorean Posted June 11, 2018 Share Posted June 11, 2018 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ecto Posted June 12, 2018 Share Posted June 12, 2018 Will get out of group, meet surprise group winner in last 16, beat them, then get knocked out at QF stage by 1st decent team they meet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
git-intae-thum Posted June 12, 2018 Share Posted June 12, 2018 Wonder who their scapegoat will be this time? I'm going for a Sterling 2nd yellow for diving at a crucial time in the match. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nsr Posted June 12, 2018 Share Posted June 12, 2018 56 minutes ago, git-intae-thum said: Wonder who their scapegoat will be this time? Whichever Belgian, Tunisian or Panamish thug cripples Harry Kane after 10 minutes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
accies1874 Posted June 12, 2018 Share Posted June 12, 2018 My new favourite picture. When you look past the fact it looks photoshopped, each coach and player looks like they belong as a stereotype in a shitty TV drama set in a school in Hull. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkey Tennis Posted June 12, 2018 Share Posted June 12, 2018 3 hours ago, accies1874 said: My new favourite picture. When you look past the fact it looks photoshopped, each coach and player looks like they belong as a stereotype in a shitty TV drama set in a school in Hull. There can't have been a more thin faced squad in the history of the game. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerberus Posted June 12, 2018 Share Posted June 12, 2018 I couldn't tell you who more than half of those chumps are. A piss poor outfit with as much fight as a baby bird. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheScarf Posted June 13, 2018 Share Posted June 13, 2018 Think I could just about name everyone. Some absolute guff in there though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Moonster Posted June 13, 2018 Share Posted June 13, 2018 On 12/06/2018 at 12:28, git-intae-thum said: Wonder who their scapegoat will be this time? I'm going for a Sterling 2nd yellow for diving at a crucial time in the match. Sterling is already the scapegoat due to viciously murdering pensioners, women and young kids with his leg tattoo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bully Wee Villa Posted June 13, 2018 Share Posted June 13, 2018 And buying some batteries at Poundland and flying on a budget airline. The sick, evil b*****d. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LastDitchTackle Posted June 14, 2018 Share Posted June 14, 2018 Hopefully pumped in the groups by Belgium and finish third. But suspect they will reach the knockout rounds before getting pumped in penalties again. Hopefully! #ABE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LastDitchTackle Posted June 14, 2018 Share Posted June 14, 2018 On 12/06/2018 at 17:02, accies1874 said: My new favourite picture. When you look past the fact it looks photoshopped, each coach and player looks like they belong as a stereotype in a shitty TV drama set in a school in Hull. Harry Kane looks like Southgate's Da' - been to the same teeth whitening clinic also it seems. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted June 14, 2018 Share Posted June 14, 2018 Welbeck, Jones, Pickford, BoohoomanxDele, Rashford, Walker, ?, Vardy, coach, ?, ? Dier, Er... Dier, ?, the head from Art Attack, Max Verstappen, coach? coach?, Lingard, Sterling, Kane, Southgate, coach, Henderson, Young, ? ? One thing you can definitely say for them is they're a right ugly fucking bunch. Look at Jones and Pickford. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NotThePars Posted June 14, 2018 Share Posted June 14, 2018 And buying some batteries at Poundland and flying on a budget airline. The sick, evil b*****d. The unholy combination of buying things on the cheap for himself and splashing the cash for his ma. What a repugnant b*****d. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
berwick-the-unbeatable Posted June 15, 2018 Share Posted June 15, 2018 ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Herman Hessian Posted June 15, 2018 Share Posted June 15, 2018 On 6/12/2018 at 12:28, git-intae-thum said: Wonder who their scapegoat will be this time? I'm going for a Sterling 2nd yellow for diving at a crucial time in the match. ...about half an hour after being held up as the hero of the hour for winning a penalty with a similarly dubious dive which he gets away with ! the main thing that I've taken out of the build up to date is that Kyle Walker has the voice of a really pathetic, whiny 6 year old child years ago, there was a thing on TV - Out of Town with Jack Hargreaves - which featured a donkey having surgery on its vocal chords to change the timbre (fucking get me!) of its "bray" - walker needs something similar, so he can talk like an adult - either that or he needs to just shut the fûck up on a permanent basis... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nsr Posted June 15, 2018 Share Posted June 15, 2018 Out of interest, did any other teams take a group photo of the squad in poncy suits that makes them look like they're on the way to court? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Virtual Insanity Posted June 15, 2018 Share Posted June 15, 2018 Surely that is photoshopped or Harry Maguire has a head the size of the fucking moon. Far right of middle row is ex Partick Thistle and Airdrie leg-end (and part time model apparently) Allan Russell. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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