PB 4.2 Posted April 14, 2018 Share Posted April 14, 2018 One of the benefits of residing in salubrious dwellings is people actually care about each other. We might have long driveways and higher council tax, but we're bonded by more than an unshakable belief in the Conservative party. We are bonded by our own neighbourhood watch scheme! In our neighbourhood isn't mainly the Labrador walkers who patrol the area, ready to chase anyone wearing jogging bottoms when not engaging in physical activity. But it got me thinking about all the other excellent patrols the world over - and who better to ask but the P & B fraternity. 1. Litter Patrol Generally, a mixed group containing some overenthusiastic post-menopausal women, old lonely men, and some petty criminals on community service 2. Snow Patrol Snow Patrol are a Northern Irish-Scottish rock band formed in 1993, consisting of Gary Lightbody (vocals, guitar), Nathan Connolly (guitar, backing vocals), Paul Wilson (bass guitar, backing vocals), Jonny Quinn(drums), and Johnny McDaid (piano, guitar, backing vocals). Initially an indie rock band, the band rose to prominence in the early-mid 2000s. 3. Nissan Patrol 4 Paw Patrol An animated Tv show featuring Ryder and his team of pups. Targeting viewers with underdeveloped minds, and folk from Cowdenbeath who've maxed out their potential. 5. Beach Patrol Let's end with some tits! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Watson Posted April 14, 2018 Share Posted April 14, 2018 Beaver patrol for me thanks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted April 14, 2018 Share Posted April 14, 2018 Dawn Patrol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heedthebaa Posted April 14, 2018 Share Posted April 14, 2018 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ira Gaines Posted April 14, 2018 Share Posted April 14, 2018 Buffy was pretty good at patrolling. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Moomintroll Posted April 14, 2018 Share Posted April 14, 2018 Mon the buffs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted April 14, 2018 Share Posted April 14, 2018 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newbornbairn Posted April 14, 2018 Share Posted April 14, 2018 1 hour ago, PB 4.2 said: Let's end with some tits! Well we started with one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Moomintroll Posted April 14, 2018 Share Posted April 14, 2018 CHiPs on a roll. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted April 14, 2018 Share Posted April 14, 2018 1 minute ago, Moomintroll said: CHiPs on a roll. It's a Kawasaki actually. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Moomintroll Posted April 14, 2018 Share Posted April 14, 2018 It's a Kawasaki actually. You know what I meant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted April 14, 2018 Share Posted April 14, 2018 1 minute ago, Moomintroll said: 3 minutes ago, Zen Archer said: It's a Kawasaki actually. You know what I meant. WTF, everyone thinks I'm a mind reader. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Master Posted April 14, 2018 Share Posted April 14, 2018 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Moomintroll Posted April 14, 2018 Share Posted April 14, 2018 WTF, everyone thinks I'm a mind reader. Ok, fine, you understood the underlying joke given that you are notorious for puns round these "cyber" parts. I feel so invalidated now that you have pointed this out. Pleased much?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Kincardine Posted April 14, 2018 Share Posted April 14, 2018 Just the type of patrol the OP was hoping to see. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Moomintroll Posted April 14, 2018 Share Posted April 14, 2018 WTF, everyone thinks I'm a mind reader. Sorry Zen, I sounded so happyaccie there, took your post in the spirit it was meant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted April 14, 2018 Share Posted April 14, 2018 5 minutes ago, Moomintroll said: Ok, fine, you understood the underlying joke given that you are notorious for puns round these "cyber" parts. I feel so invalidated now that you have pointed this out. Pleased much?? I knew you were going to say that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thistle_do_nicely Posted April 14, 2018 Share Posted April 14, 2018 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted April 14, 2018 Share Posted April 14, 2018 school crossing patrol; this ferocious looking lollipop lady is actually on the official UK Government website. In a nod to the OP she looks as if she's going to use her sign to batter seven shades of shite out of twatty cyclists who fail to stop at the crossing. And a good thing too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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