nicotina Posted March 30, 2018 Share Posted March 30, 2018 The sfa will announce on april 1st that Howard Carter will be the head of the pyramid consultation party. He quotes " IT WILL ALL END IN TEARS OR TIERS" depending on your outlook. Tom Johnstone has replied that its no use burying our heads in the sand & has headed up his own consultation party with Australian OZ Trich chairing . Our 3 remaining Junior clubs Talbot Cumnock Glenafton will play in a new triangular tournament which has a new sponsor Dairylea . Johnstone also states he has been in contact with his Greek counterpart Pie thagoras who is working on a new fixtures theorem. To this end he has employed a new fixtures man a mr Aris Totle who thought he had found it but realised he had Talbot at home to the glens twice. He will advise later the dates/kick off times (likely the day before ) The winners of said tournament will play off with the winners of the Bermuda triangle ( if they can be found) for the newly sponsored Isosceles Junior cup which will be played at a neutral equidistant ground (rugby park ). The Italian junior secretary said " all roads lead to Rome " but he is now checking his boundary markings as anything north of the Tiber could lead to the east south or maybe west. PS Wishaw said they will join the Pyramid in 2025 when this season ends for them. Yours truly Mustapha Leak curator of Egyptology + Dinosaurs Cairo Museum Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peppino Impastato Posted March 30, 2018 Share Posted March 30, 2018 What Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackie Gold Posted March 30, 2018 Share Posted March 30, 2018 Pollok supporter clued up on Egyptology. Makes sense since King Tut rubber stamped the toilets at Newlandsfield. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Broomhill Ultra Posted March 30, 2018 Share Posted March 30, 2018 This thread’s a fucking joke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
irvinedow Posted March 30, 2018 Share Posted March 30, 2018 It was meant to be. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dindeleux Posted March 30, 2018 Share Posted March 30, 2018 What The worst thing is that this guys post has more sense and realism than anything you’ve ever posted Pep. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Broomhill Ultra Posted March 30, 2018 Share Posted March 30, 2018 It was meant to be. What? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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nicotina Posted March 30, 2018 Author Share Posted March 30, 2018 Clue might be 1april fools Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
glensmad Posted March 30, 2018 Share Posted March 30, 2018 Clue might be 1april fools Except it's only 30th March. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancellara Posted March 30, 2018 Share Posted March 30, 2018 Aye but there are a lot of fools on here and at SJFA headquarters Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shuggie123 Posted March 30, 2018 Share Posted March 30, 2018 1 hour ago, Broomhill Ultra said: What? whoosh! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
superbigal Posted March 30, 2018 Share Posted March 30, 2018 3 hours ago, nicotina said: The sfa will announce on april 1st that Howard Carter will be the head of the pyramid consultation party. He quotes " IT WILL ALL END IN TEARS OR TIERS" depending on your outlook. Tom Johnstone has replied that its no use burying our heads in the sand & has headed up his own consultation party with Australian OZ Trich chairing . Our 3 remaining Junior clubs Talbot Cumnock Glenafton will play in a new triangular tournament which has a new sponsor Dairylea . Johnstone also states he has been in contact with his Greek counterpart Pie thagoras who is working on a new fixtures theorem. To this end he has employed a new fixtures man a mr Aris Totle who thought he had found it but realised he had Talbot at home to the glens twice. He will advise later the dates/kick off times (likely the day before ) The winners of said tournament will play off with the winners of the Bermuda triangle ( if they can be found) for the newly sponsored Isosceles Junior cup which will be played at a neutral equidistant ground (rugby park ). The Italian junior secretary said " all roads lead to Rome " but he is now checking his boundary markings as anything north of the Tiber could lead to the east south or maybe west. PS Wishaw said they will join the Pyramid in 2025 when this season ends for them. Yours truly Mustapha Leak curator of Egyptology + Dinosaurs Cairo Museum I really must pull you up on your poor knowledge of OZ Trich Mustapha He is from Africa and not Australia Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Broomhill Ultra Posted March 30, 2018 Share Posted March 30, 2018 whoosh! Read it back. Sloooooowwllyyyyy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shuggie123 Posted March 30, 2018 Share Posted March 30, 2018 h..s..o..o..h..w Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vic Toria Posted March 30, 2018 Share Posted March 30, 2018 The sfa will announce on april 1st that Howard Carter will be the head of the pyramid consultation party. He quotes " IT WILL ALL END IN TEARS OR TIERS" depending on your outlook. Tom Johnstone has replied that its no use burying our heads in the sand & has headed up his own consultation party with Australian OZ Trich chairing . Our 3 remaining Junior clubs Talbot Cumnock Glenafton will play in a new triangular tournament which has a new sponsor Dairylea . Johnstone also states he has been in contact with his Greek counterpart Pie thagoras who is working on a new fixtures theorem. To this end he has employed a new fixtures man a mr Aris Totle who thought he had found it but realised he had Talbot at home to the glens twice. He will advise later the dates/kick off times (likely the day before ) The winners of said tournament will play off with the winners of the Bermuda triangle ( if they can be found) for the newly sponsored Isosceles Junior cup which will be played at a neutral equidistant ground (rugby park ). The Italian junior secretary said " all roads lead to Rome " but he is now checking his boundary markings as anything north of the Tiber could lead to the east south or maybe west. PS Wishaw said they will join the Pyramid in 2025 when this season ends for them. Yours truly Mustapha Leak curator of Egyptology + Dinosaurs Cairo Museum Curses Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WitsTheGoalieDain? Posted March 30, 2018 Share Posted March 30, 2018 This thread’s a fucking joke. Calm down [emoji23] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Broomhill Ultra Posted March 30, 2018 Share Posted March 30, 2018 Calm down [emoji23] It is a fucking joke, there are numerous factual inaccuralisations in the OP. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monalie Posted March 30, 2018 Share Posted March 30, 2018 3 minutes ago, Broomhill Ultra said: inaccuralisations George W. Bush has come to the Juniors forum. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Broomhill Ultra Posted March 30, 2018 Share Posted March 30, 2018 George W. Bush has come to the Juniors forum. Ok innacuralisationalisms then. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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