Cerberus Posted March 28, 2018 Share Posted March 28, 2018 8 hours ago, Menzel said: I've kept a record of the worst things I've seen on it. It's mostly arseholes that pretend that they love their job and live to work, or arseholes who actually love their job and live to work. Prime example: f**k them all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PWL Posted March 28, 2018 Share Posted March 28, 2018 I've spent the last 10 years avoiding it like the plague. However, we've all been given a 3 line whip to attend training on how to 'Maximise the impact of our Linkedin profile" in May. Can think of nothing worse. I'm 44 and fairly senior in my role yet considering a sickie that day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fullerene Posted March 28, 2018 Share Posted March 28, 2018 1 hour ago, PWL said: I've spent the last 10 years avoiding it like the plague. However, we've all been given a 3 line whip to attend training on how to 'Maximise the impact of our Linkedin profile" in May. Can think of nothing worse. I'm 44 and fairly senior in my role yet considering a sickie that day. I don't know. You could take advantage of this wonderful forum and ask all of us if we have any great suggestions on how you can "maximise the impact of your Linkedin Profile." I think that would be a brilliant idea if I don't say so myself. BTW: That WAS my suggestion - don't ask me to make any further suggestions - I can't be bothered! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fullerene Posted March 28, 2018 Share Posted March 28, 2018 2 hours ago, PWL said: I've spent the last 10 years avoiding it like the plague. However, we've all been given a 3 line whip to attend training on how to 'Maximise the impact of our Linkedin profile" in May. Can think of nothing worse. I'm 44 and fairly senior in my role yet considering a sickie that day. Okay. I lied. Here is my suggestion. I am told it is possible to configure your Linkedin Profile so that if anyone goes to it - the CD tray on their computer pops open. They will find this spooky and try it again - and maybe a third time. Then they show this to a colleague and eventually their IT department will get involved. Maybe they will mention this to a friend working at some other place and before you know it - the whole thing will go viral. This will definitely maximise the impact of your LinkedIn profile - maybe not in a useful way but that is not what you were asked to do in the first place. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Millions Posted March 28, 2018 Share Posted March 28, 2018 The tartan cyclist keeps popping up on mine. Full of attention seeking clowns. Good for getting jobs though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duszek Posted March 28, 2018 Share Posted March 28, 2018 12 hours ago, Menzel said: I've kept a record of the worst things I've seen on it. It's mostly arseholes that pretend that they love their job and live to work, or arseholes who actually love their job and live to work. Prime example: f**k them all. Christ, that first one is insane. What’s the c**t’s name? I say we all endorse him for beekeeping, or midwifery, and get it visible as his top competence. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Menzel Posted March 28, 2018 Share Posted March 28, 2018 17 minutes ago, Duszek said: Christ, that first one is insane. Plenty more where that came from! Quote My sister Ani could barely get out of bed.She wasn’t digesting her food.And we were all terrified.Four years ago, she was diagnosed with Lyme disease.It’s a newer illness.The treatment is not covered by insurance.People like my sister spend years and years fighting it.The US government dismisses it as a passing infection.My sister had no choice but to leave.She was forced to close her her successful clothing business.Packed her bags.And moved to Mexico.There, she got $500K worth of treatments for $25K.It took 2 years.Her appetite returned.She was exercising again.Words cannot begin to describe our relief.The twist?She kept herself busy while recovering.This clinic was saving people’s lives.But no one knew about it.So she created an online content strategy, influencer campaigns, and landing pages.Their revenues tripled.Today, they’re the most popular Lyme disease treatment center for North Americans.Ani’s in remission now.And she’s still keeping busy--Helping this clinic in Mexico scale up their operation even and save more lives.The takeaway?When you’ve got fire inside--Nothing can stop you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted April 7, 2018 Share Posted April 7, 2018 Just had someone trying to connect with me that called themselves an Inventrapreneur. The other day it was a People Passionista. Sociapathic c***s is what they are. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted April 7, 2018 Share Posted April 7, 2018 1 minute ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Just had someone trying to connect with me that called themselves an Inventrapreneur. The other day it was a People Passionista. Sociapathic c***s is what they are. The concrete industry has more characters than I imagined. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo Posted April 7, 2018 Share Posted April 7, 2018 4 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Just had someone trying to connect with me that called themselves an Inventrapreneur. The other day it was a People Passionista. Sociapathic c***s is what they are. Did you know there's no word in the English language for Inventrapreneur? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted April 7, 2018 Share Posted April 7, 2018 4 minutes ago, Miguel Sanchez said: The concrete industry has more characters than I imagined. It’s full of Grade A Twats. Trust me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted April 7, 2018 Share Posted April 7, 2018 1 minute ago, Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo said: Did you know there's no word in the English language for Inventrapreneur? It’s actually French for “wankspanner”. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted April 8, 2018 Share Posted April 8, 2018 15 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: It’s full of Grade A Twats. Trust me. Oh, we do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted April 8, 2018 Share Posted April 8, 2018 1 hour ago, Sergeant Wilson said: Oh, we do. ^^^ not a people passionista. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted April 8, 2018 Share Posted April 8, 2018 1 hour ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: ^^^ not a people passionista. ^^^Under statement. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted April 8, 2018 Share Posted April 8, 2018 On 28/03/2018 at 21:33, Menzel said: Plenty more where that came from! Quote Four years ago, she was diagnosed with Lyme disease. It’s a newer illness. Eh? Quote Ticks and Lyme disease have been around for thousands of years. In fact, a recent autopsy on a 5,300-year-old mummy indicated the presence of the bacteria which causes Lyme disease. A German physician, Alfred Buchwald, first described the chronic skin rash, or erythema migrans, of what is now known to be Lyme disease more than 130 years ago. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted April 9, 2018 Share Posted April 9, 2018 https://www.linkedin.com/in/dave-w****r-1204651a[emoji38] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronish Baxter Posted April 9, 2018 Share Posted April 9, 2018 These online social media applications are all like this, built with something good in mind but people turn into something else. A good platform for job seekers no doubt but beyond that its all loads of crap. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted April 12, 2018 Share Posted April 12, 2018 Apparently I have 20 mutual connections with former Hibshundee player Kevin Thomson. Hes obviously a pervert. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Terrapin Posted April 13, 2018 Share Posted April 13, 2018 On 28/03/2018 at 20:33, Menzel said: Plenty more where that came from! Makes sense that Mexico is at the forefront of treating Lyme disease. After all adding it to their beers has probably contributed to many more cases than you would otherwise expect.......I'll get my coat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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