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7 minutes ago, heedthebaa said:

anyone that shaves anything below the neck is a troubled individual, it’s wrong and unnatural 

Takes his grooming tips from Pornhub imo. Probably makes his girlfriend shave her fanny.

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Shaving pubes is odd behaviour, just keep them trimmed and under control. 

Getting old is fucking garbage. In the last 6 months I have been to the doctors more times than I had in the last 15 years. 

My hair is getting a bit of grey in about the sides but will have been shaved off long before it goes full grey. 

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19 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said:

Folk are actually shaving their pubes? As in clean off? 

Who the fucks got time for that shit?

Takes about 5 mins once a week in the shower. Takes far longer (and is actually far more likely to result in damage to the bollocks) to try to trim everything down with a trimmer in my experience.

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Imagine actually thinking that personal hygiene is weird? Do you auld fuckers even brush your teeth? Clip your toe nails? Wash your face?

 

There’s no honour or increased masculinity in being a hairy, sweaty, unclean, unaesthetic mess.

 

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1 minute ago, J_Stewart said:

Imagine actually thinking that personal hygiene is weird? Do you auld fuckers even brush your teeth? Clip your toe nails? Wash your face?

 

There’s no honour or increased masculinity in being a hairy, sweaty, unclean, unaesthetic mess.

 

Shaving off your public hair is not personal hygiene. It’s mental illness.

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I’m 32 and got a wee bit of grey hair on the sides, I still play a fair bit of football and my baby faced good looks are still evident, so not too many discernible signs of ageing on the outside really, but by fucking Christ are my hangovers considerably worse now than they used to be.


Are hangovers actually worse or do you just consume more alcohol more quickly when you are out because the same amount of booze doesn’t satisfy you as much as it did 10 years ago?
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29 minutes ago, G_Man1985 said:
45 minutes ago, Honest_Man#1 said:
Takes about 5 mins once a week in the shower. Takes far longer (and is actually far more likely to result in damage to the bollocks) to try to trim everything down with a trimmer in my experience.

Not pretty itchy ?

Only really find it itchy if I leave it for over a week. Just takes getting used to I suppose.

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10 hours ago, welshbairn said:

Takes his grooming tips from Pornhub imo. Probably makes his girlfriend shave her fanny.

Guys who prefer shaven havens are ones for the watching IMO.  Something about preferring the pre-pubescent look!

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Are you worried? Dye your hair, cover your bald spot Trump style, or just shave it off at the first sign? Watching a programme about Stalin and it struck me how little the young Stalin looked like the old. I've made no effort whatsoever to preserve the luscious looks of my younger self, but it's possible that Stalin would have done better by his future image by putting a bit of effort into shopping for decent male beauty products and a better barber. If he felt better about what he saw in the mirror he might not have felt the need to murder all these people.
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Was worried about 30, but 40 and 50 came and went, did not bother me at all
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1 hour ago, J_Stewart said:

Imagine actually thinking that personal hygiene is weird? Do you auld fuckers even brush your teeth? Clip your toe nails? Wash your face?

 

There’s no honour or increased masculinity in being a hairy, sweaty, unclean, unaesthetic mess.

 

Do you shave all your body hair off?

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13 hours ago, Jimmy85 said:
23 hours ago, glassnahalf said:

In my 50s 

:lol:

What the f**k. 

 
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On 19/04/2012 at 02:47, Tenpot said:

I hope you die in your sleep you fucking p***k

Actually I almost did but quick thinking by my wife and those at the brilliant A&E saved me. That night changed my whole outlook on life.

A bit harsh BTW

 

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