PB 4.2 Posted March 10, 2018 Share Posted March 10, 2018 1. Attack innocent bystanders. 2. Lack ambition. 3. Avoid the soap bar. 4. Get refused credit. 5. Get unnecessarily riled by the reputation system. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peppino Impastato Posted March 10, 2018 Share Posted March 10, 2018 Things you do 1. Make shit threads 2. See 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PB 4.2 Posted March 10, 2018 Author Share Posted March 10, 2018 17 minutes ago, Peppino Impastato said: Things you do 1. Make shit threads 2. See 1 Thanks for that no pasta. Given your marvellous sense of humour you should post more often! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supermik Posted March 10, 2018 Share Posted March 10, 2018 Ride like maniacs in a tightly grouped peloton then whine like a bitch if your car passes within 2 metres of them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gannonball Posted March 10, 2018 Share Posted March 10, 2018 Cycle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted March 10, 2018 Share Posted March 10, 2018 Disobey the highway code. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted March 10, 2018 Share Posted March 10, 2018 Cycle on the road in Holyrood Park with a queue of angry motorists behind them despite there being a perfectly good cycle track available to use for their safety. Because they're cnuts. Cycle on the pavement endangering pedestrians. Because they're cnuts. Look confused/take an angry stance when you point out they're endangering pedestrians. Because they're cnuts. Be cnuts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted March 10, 2018 Share Posted March 10, 2018 I like when they get all angry - maybe low blood sugar. And when they deliberately put themselves in danger because it’s their right of way even when a driver clearly hasn’t spotted them. I have many thousands of miles under my saddle as a cyclist in younger days and was always conscious of my own mortality being more important than being a dick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted March 10, 2018 Share Posted March 10, 2018 1 minute ago, Shandon Par said: I like when they get all angry - maybe low blood sugar. And when they deliberately put themselves in danger because it’s their right of way even when a driver clearly hasn’t spotted them. I have many thousands of miles under my saddle as a cyclist in younger days and was always conscious of my own mortality being more important than being a dick. do anabolic steroids turn you into a seething mess? Take Asthma medication because you have asthma...erm..cough...cough... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JakeSAFC Posted March 10, 2018 Share Posted March 10, 2018 Unfortunately exist. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thistle_do_nicely Posted March 10, 2018 Share Posted March 10, 2018 I've not got any issue with them on residential roads but I've always found it a bit odd that they aren't allowed on the motorway yet are allowed on carriageways (single or dual, with speed limits up to 70MPH) where they're still something of a slow moving hazard, surely? Fair enough on dual carriageways there's another lane to pass them safely, though that could get a bit awkward for wider vehicles like an HGV. Getting stuck behind a cyclist on a rural single lane road where there's very limited safe opportunities to overtake them is infuriating. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dindeleux Posted March 10, 2018 Share Posted March 10, 2018 Stay at home when the wind picks up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
placidcasual Posted March 10, 2018 Share Posted March 10, 2018 Performance enhancing drugs and bite at wind ups on forum are the two that come to mind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bennett Posted March 10, 2018 Share Posted March 10, 2018 Spend a wet Saturday morning putting on new gear cables and giving the bikes a clean up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PB 4.2 Posted March 10, 2018 Author Share Posted March 10, 2018 1 hour ago, Dindeleux said: Stay at home when the wind picks up. Best stay at home and complete another computer game. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DublinMagyar Posted March 10, 2018 Share Posted March 10, 2018 Dent my car door Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venti Posted March 10, 2018 Share Posted March 10, 2018 Cyclists may be p***ks, but at least they don't drive a fucking KIA. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brother Blades Posted March 10, 2018 Share Posted March 10, 2018 Have terrible taste in leisurewearBuy 3-in-1 oilGenerally hang around in “gangs” at the weekend Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerberus Posted March 10, 2018 Share Posted March 10, 2018 Kit themselves out like they are competing in the Tour de France when they are just cycling 1 mile along the road. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted March 10, 2018 Share Posted March 10, 2018 Have overdeveloped calves that look like deformed bowling skittles. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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