Rugster Posted March 11, 2018 Share Posted March 11, 2018 10 minutes ago, Cardinal Richelieu said: At what age should you stop wearing hoodies? 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heedthebaa Posted March 11, 2018 Share Posted March 11, 2018 3 hours ago, Cardinal Richelieu said: At what age should you stop wearing hoodies? I always wear hoodies and Adidas bottoms and I’m 50. I’ll change when I’m being pointed and laughed at Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted March 11, 2018 Share Posted March 11, 2018 25 minutes ago, heedthebaa said: I always wear hoodies and Adidas bottoms and I’m 50. I’ll change when I’m being pointed and laughed at Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bully Wee Villa Posted March 11, 2018 Share Posted March 11, 2018 Could we specify the age that old people start bring old, asking for a friend..... My age plus twenty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted March 11, 2018 Share Posted March 11, 2018 2 hours ago, heedthebaa said: I always wear hoodies and Adidas bottoms This does not surprise me one little bit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted March 11, 2018 Share Posted March 11, 2018 2 hours ago, heedthebaa said: I always wear hoodies and Adidas bottoms and I’m 50. I’ll change when I’m being pointed and laughed at Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heedthebaa Posted March 11, 2018 Share Posted March 11, 2018 55 minutes ago, welshbairn said: Uncanny actually Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lambie's Pigeon Feed Posted March 11, 2018 Share Posted March 11, 2018 Eat tinned vegetables and slices of corned beef for dinner. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo Posted March 11, 2018 Share Posted March 11, 2018 Die of a morphine overdose in hospital a few weeks after breaking their hip or something. Bed blocking old b*****ds. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted March 11, 2018 Share Posted March 11, 2018 Survive on beetroot and digestives. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted March 11, 2018 Share Posted March 11, 2018 Eat casserole. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pittsburgh phil Posted March 11, 2018 Share Posted March 11, 2018 Wear beige.Bleach their false teeth in mugs.Get up at 5am for no good reason. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted March 11, 2018 Share Posted March 11, 2018 Got a bit of aggro from a couple of septuagenarians yesterday in the post office. One of those stupid, petty encounters where your left thinking dark thoughts about the need for compulsory euthanasia. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gannonball Posted March 12, 2018 Share Posted March 12, 2018 Will selfishly attempt a conversation with till lady in Lidl with total disregard for the 1 open checkout for every 25 customers policy. Take your prunes and vacate the premesis Betty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted March 12, 2018 Share Posted March 12, 2018 Get up at 5am for no good reason. I'm part of a group that own a bunkhouse and a few Sundays ago we had four or so 30-something year olds still in bed at the ungodly hour of 09:30 (after a crate or two of beer the night before). Cue overhearing the retired contingent through in the kitchen harping on about "I can't believe people their age can sleep so long". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The DA Posted March 12, 2018 Share Posted March 12, 2018 On 3/8/2018 at 02:09, Shotgun said: Talk about how a spot of military service would do the young people of today a world of good, despite not having served a day in the military themselves. Use the phrase "they don't know they're born." (Wtf does that even mean?) Blame young people for everything, including things that old people are to blame for. Despite only sleeping for 3 hours in every 24, wait until lunchtime to run their errands, getting in the way of productive people who only have a few minutes before they have to get back to work. Drive slowly in the passing lane with their indicators on. Talk about how much cheaper everything was back in their day, while ignoring the fact that incomes were lower too. Run the central heating at levels which would melt a salamander while complaining about the cost of heating. (This may just have been my Dad.) Nah, my father-in-law runs his central heating at a steady 25 centigrade. I think his bacon and eggs cook themselves as soon as he opens the fridge door. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The DA Posted March 12, 2018 Share Posted March 12, 2018 On 3/8/2018 at 09:35, JakeSAFC said: Deliberately walk in front of you when you're in a rush. Excellent. I've just found a new hobby. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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