NJ2 Posted March 9, 2018 Share Posted March 9, 2018 That’s a shocking post. Acceptable responses are: ”Scum. Sub-human scum.” Or “Kill them with fire.” HTH. [emoji4] I think silent pity was quite acceptable Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlipperyP Posted March 9, 2018 Share Posted March 9, 2018 I'm 43, I can't wait to old, its an excuse to be an utter fucking arsehole. Something I have been striving for many years, old age. Arsehole was a giving when I hit 6 mths. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ya Bezzer! Posted March 9, 2018 Share Posted March 9, 2018 Not long now until the Generation X, 90's slacker's are in their 60's kicking about in Pavement t-shirts and Converse and boring younger relatives ("I love my grandkids but they are fucking squares, maaaan") with tales of mad nights out at the Sub Club or taking acid at Glastonbury during a Ozric Tentacles set. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlipperyP Posted March 9, 2018 Share Posted March 9, 2018 Not long now until the Generation X, 90's slacker's are in their 60's kicking about in Pavement t-shirts and Converse and boring younger relatives ("I love my grandkids but they are fucking squares, maaaan") with tales of mad nights out at the Sub Club or taking acid at Glastonbury during a Ozric Tentacles set. I don't thing you know wat yer taking about, hacienda ken. All nighters at the street rave, subby was after when we all chilled Oot.No your history to know yer da! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hampden Diehard Posted March 9, 2018 Share Posted March 9, 2018 Swap seats on the bus.Elasticated trouser waists. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LincolnHearts Posted March 9, 2018 Share Posted March 9, 2018 1. My tits in. 2. Drive 2 litre+ cars everywhere at 30mph. 3. Go to B&Q every Wednesday. 4. Make constant Yer Da/Ma references 5. Watch Bargain Hunt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hammer Jag Posted March 9, 2018 Share Posted March 9, 2018 Buy all the council houses. Read right-wing tabloids like the Express and the Mail. Despise the Tories and Thatcher despite voting No and constantly making reference to how they benefited from the ‘right to buy’ scheme. Stick to a diet mainly consisting of mince rounds, mince and potatoes, beef brisket, tripe etc as they don’t trust that ‘foreign muck’. Blame foreigners for everything. Constantly act hard done by. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted March 10, 2018 Share Posted March 10, 2018 Have the heating set to liquid hot magma levels and telly cranked up to window-shaking levels. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted March 10, 2018 Share Posted March 10, 2018 14 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: Have the heating set to liquid hot magma levels and telly cranked up to window-shaking levels. That’s my wife your talking about. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted March 10, 2018 Share Posted March 10, 2018 5 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: That’s my wife your talking about. Things the windowcleaners do for this pish Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted March 10, 2018 Share Posted March 10, 2018 2 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: Things the windowcleaners do for this pish I clean my own windows thank you because I’m not a work shy scumbag. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted March 10, 2018 Share Posted March 10, 2018 5 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: I clean my own windows thank you because I’m not a work shy scumbag. AKA: Confessions of a Workshy Scumbag Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scary Bear Posted March 10, 2018 Share Posted March 10, 2018 There’s the obvious: Get pensions use buses die However, old people have a great time of it in their last few years at work. They know they are pretty much untouchable. I can’t wait to do the following: fall asleep in a meeting and snore loudly get up and walk out a meeting without saying a word, possibly making some kind of grumbling noise ignore requests from idiots pretend to be deaf Go wherever I want when I want Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scary Bear Posted March 10, 2018 Share Posted March 10, 2018 On 08/03/2018 at 09:08, Harry Kinnear said: I'm 51 but don't consider myself to be old. I do however have athritis in my hips from years of long distance running. The worst things I have found in my progression towards old age is: 1) my memory is definitely getting worse. 2) i have to get up through the night every night for a piss 3) if i eat any later than about 8pm I cannot sleep and i can't eat spicy food now 4) young folk at work give me the "f**k off you old b*****d look" when i talk about the past 5) i am definitely more cautious when driving 6) i think modern football is shite and yearn to see a decent 50/50 challenge where both players just get up and get on with it. Apart from that everything is just perfect. I’m 47 in August. I haven’t started getting up for a pee in the middle of the night yet. 1,5 and 6 - yep. 3 and 4 - getting there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted March 10, 2018 Share Posted March 10, 2018 I'm 31and sometimes have to do this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scary Bear Posted March 10, 2018 Share Posted March 10, 2018 Vote Own property Don’t obsess about likes/shares on social media Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted March 10, 2018 Share Posted March 10, 2018 1 hour ago, Shandon Par said: AKA: Confessions of a Workshy Scumbag I wish I had Askwith’s Barnet tbh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted March 10, 2018 Share Posted March 10, 2018 On 08/03/2018 at 09:08, Harry Kinnear said: I'm 51 but don't consider myself to be old. I do however have athritis in my hips from years of long distance running. The worst things I have found in my progression towards old age is: 1) my memory is definitely getting worse. 2) i have to get up through the night every night for a piss 3) if i eat any later than about 8pm I cannot sleep and i can't eat spicy food now 4) young folk at work give me the "f**k off you old b*****d look" when i talk about the past 5) i am definitely more cautious when driving 6) i think modern football is shite and yearn to see a decent 50/50 challenge where both players just get up and get on with it. Apart from that everything is just perfect. I'm 65 - 1/ A wee bit. Sometimes I walk into the kitchen for example and can't remember what I went in for. Sometimes have difficulty remembering a singer's/actor's name, that sort of thing. 2/ No 3/ No (Indigestion medicine sorts that out) 4/ Retired (and they didn't) 5/ Sometimes 6/ Agree with the second part of your sentence. I've read the thread right through (at least I think I did..) and there's very few "old people things" that apply to me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted March 10, 2018 Share Posted March 10, 2018 1 hour ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: I wish I had Askwith’s Barnet tbh. And his son-in-law’s bank balance. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted March 10, 2018 Share Posted March 10, 2018 3 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: And his son-in-law’s bank balance. You may be getting him mixed up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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