Cardinal Richelieu Posted March 7, 2018 Share Posted March 7, 2018 Just jumping on the bandwagon here. Here are the obvious ones: Vote no / leave Hark about things were better in the old days Eat corned beef as if it's some sort of delicacy Despair at the state of modern music Wash their net curtains on a weekly basis Die soon Christ. I tick three of those boxes and I'm only 40. And my net curtains are spotless. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted March 7, 2018 Share Posted March 7, 2018 Go to Elevenerife Have a swimming pool Hate Csaba Laszlo Offer to square go folk Drink wine at 08:00 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted March 7, 2018 Share Posted March 7, 2018 Panic buy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted March 7, 2018 Share Posted March 7, 2018 Fart with impunity because they are deaf. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted March 7, 2018 Share Posted March 7, 2018 Bed block Drive expensive cars at ten mph below the speed limit Get conned easily Still use racist terminology from the 1950s Fall over Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
th1stleandr0se Posted March 7, 2018 Share Posted March 7, 2018 Repeat themselves Forget things Drive slowly Repeat themselves Forget things Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bully Wee Villa Posted March 7, 2018 Share Posted March 7, 2018 Like the QueenBe racist (often accidentally)Pull their trousers up too highListen to The ArchersFail to understand why you don't "want all the local teams to do well". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardinal Richelieu Posted March 7, 2018 Author Share Posted March 7, 2018 3 minutes ago, Bully Wee Villa said: Like the Queen Be racist (often accidentally) Pull their trousers up too high Listen to The Archers Fail to understand why you don't "want all the local teams to do well". Get your arse in here @The_Kincardine Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted March 7, 2018 Share Posted March 7, 2018 14 minutes ago, Bobby Skidmarks said: Bed block Drive expensive cars at ten mph below the speed limit Get conned easily Still use racist terminology from the 1950s Fall over Hamilton Accies thread for this Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted March 7, 2018 Share Posted March 7, 2018 something from ISIHAC years ago - to the tune of "The Red Flag" "The People's Friend" is hardly read, Except by those who are nearly dead.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anotherchance Posted March 7, 2018 Share Posted March 7, 2018 Read the Sunday PostSlip you £10 every time you leave after a visit Attempt to change the channel on the Virgin/Sky and fail miserably Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted March 7, 2018 Share Posted March 7, 2018 3 minutes ago, anotherchance said: Read the Sunday PostSlip you £10 every time you leave after a visit Attempt to change the channel on the Virgin/Sky and fail miserably Is that the going rate? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Watson Posted March 7, 2018 Share Posted March 7, 2018 Get up at 5am and go for the papers Smell Watch 'Challenge' Wordsearches Go for papers at 5pm, thinking it's 5am Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamaldo Posted March 8, 2018 Share Posted March 8, 2018 Block the aisles in supermarkets by leaving their trollies strewn diagonally across the aisles.Block the aisles by chatting inane bollocks with their acquaintances for about an hour in the shop.Stink of fags.Be unwilling to be open to change. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
th1stleandr0se Posted March 8, 2018 Share Posted March 8, 2018 Go to watch Junior Football. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
senorsoupe Posted March 8, 2018 Share Posted March 8, 2018 Constantly asking if there is a seniors discount Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony Ferrino Posted March 8, 2018 Share Posted March 8, 2018 Hate teenagers with a passion that no one else gets. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony Ferrino Posted March 8, 2018 Share Posted March 8, 2018 Flush their incontinence pads down the toilet so many times that we all get told off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super_A Posted March 8, 2018 Share Posted March 8, 2018 Die Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hammer Jag Posted March 8, 2018 Share Posted March 8, 2018 Buy all the council houses. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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