NotThePars Posted March 8, 2018 Share Posted March 8, 2018 Go into lurid detail over the violence they would inflict on a home invader or paedophile if they were handed over to them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted March 8, 2018 Share Posted March 8, 2018 45 minutes ago, Hammer Jag said: They tend to use every conversation as an excuse to brag about their income or how well they’re doing. Less than subtle mentions of how flash their car is, how big their house is, how much they’re looking forward to their holiday in Florida etc Fond of using the phrase “Well I left school with no qualifications and look at me!” This actually seems like the only legit entry in this thread. The rest could all be collected in a "Things wankers do" thread Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted March 8, 2018 Share Posted March 8, 2018 9 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: This actually seems like the only legit entry in this thread. The rest could all be collected in a "Things wankers do" thread The entire thread could be filed under that. I don’t know why you’re being so obtuse about a throwaway thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted March 8, 2018 Share Posted March 8, 2018 1 hour ago, Bobby Skidmarks said: The entire thread could be filed under that. I don’t know why you’re being so obtuse about a throwaway thread. I don't either... Possibly tiredness. Or maybe paranoia at being perceived as a UoL graduate because of my lack of education/enormity of my success. #winning Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted March 8, 2018 Share Posted March 8, 2018 3 hours ago, Bairnardo said: enormity Not a word often associated with you tbf. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scary Bear Posted March 8, 2018 Share Posted March 8, 2018 3 hours ago, Bairnardo said: I don't either... Possibly tiredness. Or maybe paranoia at being perceived as a UoL graduate because of my lack of education/enormity of my success. #winning Are HD TVs still a status symbol for your sort? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
speckled tangerine Posted March 8, 2018 Share Posted March 8, 2018 30 minutes ago, Scary Bear said: Are HD TVs still a status symbol for your sort? I think you're confusing the TV thing (along with the XBOX one and the five hundred quid a week) on the immigrants there. They also get a free taxi to their new council house from the airport and the Lord Provest personally hands over the keys. Saw it on Twitter. #watp #linfield #britainfirst Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
placidcasual Posted March 8, 2018 Share Posted March 8, 2018 Make blanket comments about genuine students all being lazy, and not getting out of bed until 2pm. Drive a taxi. Have an incredibly pompous stance on almost every subject, and use vague bullshit sentences to try and seem like the thinking man. Ayrmad then, aye? [emoji23] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ivo den Bieman Posted March 8, 2018 Share Posted March 8, 2018 Reeking of snobbery, this thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scary Bear Posted March 8, 2018 Share Posted March 8, 2018 48 minutes ago, speckled tangerine said: I think you're confusing the TV thing (along with the XBOX one and the five hundred quid a week) on the immigrants there. They also get a free taxi to their new council house from the airport and the Lord Provest personally hands over the keys. Saw it on Twitter. #watp #linfield #britainfirst Bairnardo found a pot of gold at the end of a rainbow. Fair play to him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest_Man#1 Posted March 8, 2018 Share Posted March 8, 2018 1 hour ago, placidcasual said: Ayrmad then, aye? Don’t think I’ve ever seen him do the first one, but the other two... yes. He is pretty much the definition of a university of lifer. Particularly as he does this plenty as well... 8 hours ago, Hammer Jag said: They tend to use every conversation as an excuse to brag about their income or how well they’re doing. Less than subtle mentions of how flash their car is, how big their house is, how much they’re looking forward to their holiday in Florida etc Fond of using the phrase “Well I left school with no qualifications and look at me!” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vikingTON Posted March 8, 2018 Author Share Posted March 8, 2018 8 hours ago, Bairnardo said: This actually seems like the only legit entry in this thread. The rest could all be collected in a "Things wankers do" thread An overlap in behaviour between UoLers, general wankers and indeed the lower classes thread is inevitable. They're very closely aligned on society's Venn diagram. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RiG Posted March 8, 2018 Share Posted March 8, 2018 Complains bitterly about International Women's Day and asks why we don't have International Men's Day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bring Back Paddy Flannery Posted March 8, 2018 Share Posted March 8, 2018 Shares 'funny' pictures of minions on Facebook. Yes.The profile pic also tends to be a photo of them that they have cropped to within an inch of it's life. Just a heavily pixeled close up of their face/family member. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted March 8, 2018 Share Posted March 8, 2018 Watch a YouTube video on a subject and claim they did some “online research” about it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted March 8, 2018 Share Posted March 8, 2018 Bully people who eat cous cous for their lunch on building sites. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John MacLean Posted March 8, 2018 Share Posted March 8, 2018 28 minutes ago, RiG said: Complains bitterly about International Women's Day and asks why we don't have International Men's Day. We do. It's November 19th. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John MacLean Posted March 8, 2018 Share Posted March 8, 2018 Somehow believe that their ignorance of world events is somehow a virtue. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reggie Perrin Posted March 8, 2018 Share Posted March 8, 2018 To summarise; c***s Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aubrey Maturin Posted March 8, 2018 Share Posted March 8, 2018 13 hours ago, Bairnardo said: What defines a University of Life student? Is it anyone with no further education than high school or are we talking a certian brand of person here? Those that can't spell. That much is certain. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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