vikingTON Posted March 7, 2018 Share Posted March 7, 2018 'Read' a tabloid newspaper. Drive a white van. Rage about the nefarious and all-encompassing 'PC brigade'. Share Britain First content on social media, adding a word salad commentary about hanging foreigners. Vote for Brexit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted March 7, 2018 Share Posted March 7, 2018 What defines a University of Life student? Is it anyone with no further education than high school or are we talking a certian brand of person here? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted March 7, 2018 Share Posted March 7, 2018 Eats a full English every day Face like a Tomato Faded forearm tattoos A spell in the “Forces” Has a son called either Darren or Lee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smpar Posted March 7, 2018 Share Posted March 7, 2018 Drinks Carling. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted March 7, 2018 Share Posted March 7, 2018 What English people do on holiday thread for all of the above Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tongue_tied_danny Posted March 7, 2018 Share Posted March 7, 2018 Never moves away from the town that they were born in Works in the same dead end job for 20 odd years Marries the first woman that doesn't reject their advances Goes to Benidorm for a week every couple of years Arrogantly assumes that they have more life experience than a doctor or some other qualified professional Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alert Mongoose Posted March 7, 2018 Share Posted March 7, 2018 Exhibit (a), m'lud. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WILLIEA Posted March 7, 2018 Share Posted March 7, 2018 Before doing to Uni. of Life did primary at The School of Hard Knocks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted March 7, 2018 Share Posted March 7, 2018 Panic buys Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrewDon Posted March 7, 2018 Share Posted March 7, 2018 Complain about 'Generation Snowflake' on a regular basis. Routinely fail to differentiate between 'political correctness' and health and safety regulations. Spend c. 50% of their annual income on 'Help for Heroes' clothing and merchandise. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bring Back Paddy Flannery Posted March 7, 2018 Share Posted March 7, 2018 Like to remind the modern generation how much more taxing and difficult things were back in their day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted March 7, 2018 Share Posted March 7, 2018 Wears Sovereign rings, and a few thick gold chains. Has a chain smoking wife Sports a monobrow Linger when his teenage daughters friends come over Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chomp my root Posted March 7, 2018 Share Posted March 7, 2018 Watch football Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vikingTON Posted March 7, 2018 Author Share Posted March 7, 2018 42 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: What defines a University of Life student? Is it anyone with no further education than high school or are we talking a certian brand of person here? It is someone who has no university education, but insists that they graduated anyway from the School of Hard Knocks or some other make-believe institution. This is usually followed by a roll-call of how many times they have visited Benidorm in the past twelve months. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted March 7, 2018 Share Posted March 7, 2018 Not racist but does think Hitler had some good ideas. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Netan Sansara Posted March 7, 2018 Share Posted March 7, 2018 Is sick and tired of these experts, what do they know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anotherchance Posted March 7, 2018 Share Posted March 7, 2018 They all want equality, but just imagine the outrage if there was a Music of White Origin awardsWhen challenged, gets defensive and immediately shouts about their right to an opinion Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted March 7, 2018 Share Posted March 7, 2018 55 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: What defines a University of Life student? Is it anyone with no further education than high school or are we talking a certian brand of person here? ^^^ Left after 4th year of the School of Hard Knocks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted March 7, 2018 Share Posted March 7, 2018 Haz absolootlee atrochuus speling and punchooation. And poosts big rants on 'pusbook about forineers and dogz gettin stollened Supports rangers or celtic Smokes like a chimney No ambition. Try to take down more ambitious colleagues but just end up looking like bitter sanctimonious reprobates. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unleash The Nade Posted March 7, 2018 Share Posted March 7, 2018 Calls square sausage “slice “ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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