tongue_tied_danny Posted March 7, 2018 Share Posted March 7, 2018 Steal traffic cones Collect empty beer bottles Leave dirty dishes in the sink until they become mouldy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trackdaybob Posted March 7, 2018 Share Posted March 7, 2018 Waste years of their lives on a meaningless 'degree' then (if they're lucky) get a job in Asda. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Watson Posted March 7, 2018 Share Posted March 7, 2018 Make weed brownies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted March 7, 2018 Share Posted March 7, 2018 Don’t attend the school of hard knocks and University of Life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted March 7, 2018 Share Posted March 7, 2018 f**k all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted March 7, 2018 Share Posted March 7, 2018 They enjoy quizzes apparently. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted March 7, 2018 Share Posted March 7, 2018 Watch the telly. (I'd have been a great student) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted March 7, 2018 Share Posted March 7, 2018 Think that every single shop / ground in every single settlement should give them a discount (always, always asked by the phrase "do you do student discount?"). Dress like a f***ing weirdo. If not, then have a selection of £20 jeans, at least one with a slit over the knees. Have a miserable part time job and let everybody else there know that they'll get a so-called proper job after they finish and become superior to them all. Ask "what's your name, where are you from and what are you studying?" to everyone they meet (who must be a student btw). Claim to have no money but blow £50 on watery pitchers to earn a £3 t-shirt. Have a black and white poster of some Manhattan builders sitting on a girder as the focal point of their flat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brother Blades Posted March 7, 2018 Share Posted March 7, 2018 Have completely “random” nights out- generally a night in the union where something not even mildly surprising happened. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
superbigal Posted March 7, 2018 Share Posted March 7, 2018 Tax Evasion. Walk across roads in front of moving cars (Oh I fecking would love to run one over) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted March 7, 2018 Share Posted March 7, 2018 Know what hapax legomenon means. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted March 7, 2018 Share Posted March 7, 2018 Know what hapax legomenon means. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chomp my root Posted March 7, 2018 Share Posted March 7, 2018 Have a 'gap' year. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mansantoa Posted March 7, 2018 Share Posted March 7, 2018 Go to supermarkets in groups of 4 or more after 9pm.Say the words “actual” and “literally” in every sentence Wear coats with oversized buttons Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1nickydevlin Posted March 7, 2018 Share Posted March 7, 2018 Called nathan or callum ,have a night out on a monday ,support partick thistle Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
senorsoupe Posted March 7, 2018 Share Posted March 7, 2018 1 hour ago, Hedgecutter said: Think that every single shop / ground in every single settlement should give them a discount (always, always asked by the phrase "do you do student discount?"). To be fair if you replaced the word "student" with "senior" you would be describing my father in law Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JakeSAFC Posted March 7, 2018 Share Posted March 7, 2018 Constantly tweet about how they are failing uni and never study. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IainMorton Posted March 7, 2018 Share Posted March 7, 2018 39 minutes ago, mansantoa said: Go to supermarkets in groups of 4 or more after 9pm. Say the words “actual” and “literally” in every sentence Wear coats with oversized buttons I actual agree with this. Literally. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unleash The Nade Posted March 7, 2018 Share Posted March 7, 2018 Tell you how totally wasted they got when out drinking , buy fail to tell you it was after 3 pints of lager tops Tell you how much shagging they did at the weekend , when the closest they got to having their nat king was a quick chug whilst wearing a furry glove Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thistle_do_nicely Posted March 7, 2018 Share Posted March 7, 2018 that fucking accent Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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