Hedgecutter Posted March 5, 2018 Share Posted March 5, 2018 Never drink lager except for a couple of cans at Hogmanay, spent at home. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
broon-loon Posted March 5, 2018 Share Posted March 5, 2018 Ensure most of society will never be part of their society. The fact that their ancestors invaded countries then stole whatever valuable resources they could has never been an issue - It's what we now call the 'COMMONWEALTH'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nsr Posted March 5, 2018 Share Posted March 5, 2018 Worship a haggard old crone in Buckingham Palace. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unleash The Nade Posted March 5, 2018 Share Posted March 5, 2018 Apply to be a contestant on Only Connect Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerberus Posted March 5, 2018 Share Posted March 5, 2018 Put flammable cladding on homes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted March 5, 2018 Share Posted March 5, 2018 1 hour ago, broon-loon said: Ensure most of society will never be part of their society. The fact that their ancestors invaded countries then stole whatever valuable resources they could has never been an issue - It's what we now call the 'COMMONWEALTH'. I should have you shot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony Ferrino Posted March 5, 2018 Share Posted March 5, 2018 36 minutes ago, Cerberus said: Put flammable cladding on homes. Upper class people persuaded lower class people to give them the authority to get middle class people to employ lower class people to do that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HTG Posted March 5, 2018 Share Posted March 5, 2018 Use an accent that wouldn't be out of place in the Home Counties and then wonder why people ask if they're actually Scottish. Are underpinned by harridan, matriarchal type women. Tend towards very direct and withering responses to stupid questions which the middle classes would fend off with a veneer of politeness - think Duke of Edinburgh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
broon-loon Posted March 5, 2018 Share Posted March 5, 2018 10 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said: I should have you shot. You wouldn't waste valuable ammo on the the likes of me. Hangings too good I hear, so it really should be the cold steel. Don't Panic, I'm sure one of the troops will oblige, you wouldn't want blood on your Oxbridge well educated conscience. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mizfit Posted March 5, 2018 Share Posted March 5, 2018 Partake in borderline incestuous relationships to keep the blood pure. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8MileBU Posted March 5, 2018 Share Posted March 5, 2018 Use an accent that wouldn't be out of place in the Home Counties and then wonder why people ask if they're actually Scottish. Are underpinned by harridan, matriarchal type women. Tend towards very direct and withering responses to stupid questions which the middle classes would fend off with a veneer of politeness - think Duke of Edinburgh. Raaather! They watch rugger and generally come across as c***s at all time. They also churn out the most despicable, vile offspring who then live off mummy and daddy and make horrific reality tv shows. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrewDon Posted March 5, 2018 Share Posted March 5, 2018 Claim that they are actually working-class because, despite having been educated at an exclusive, expensive Edinburgh private school and brought up in a large, detached house in Morningside with millionaire parents, one of their great grandfathers worked as a manual labourer for a while. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HTG Posted March 5, 2018 Share Posted March 5, 2018 https://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/b04bx5r1/the-secret-history-of-our-streets-series-2-1-the-moray-estate-edinburgh There are some gems in here. Look out for the c**t who depicts their fading status by telling us "there were Rolls Royces but they were older Rolls Royces". And Henrietta - ooft! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brother Blades Posted March 5, 2018 Share Posted March 5, 2018 Wear red jeans. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coprolite Posted March 6, 2018 Share Posted March 6, 2018 11 hours ago, somerset_lad00 said: Shoot foxes The gentlemanly thing to do is to let the hounds rip them to pieces. Only a common tennant farmer would do something as vulgar as shoot a fox to protect livestock. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEADOWXI Posted March 6, 2018 Share Posted March 6, 2018 Believe a half pint is an acceptable measure to buy when buying alcohol and some says 'get me a export'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bully Wee Villa Posted March 6, 2018 Share Posted March 6, 2018 Run the country. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted March 6, 2018 Share Posted March 6, 2018 Keep the class system alive and well in this fucked up country. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted March 6, 2018 Share Posted March 6, 2018 3 hours ago, coprolite said: The gentlemanly thing to do is to let the hounds rip them to pieces. Only a common tennant farmer would do something as vulgar as shoot a fox to protect livestock. I was speaking to a farmer the other day who'd had to shoot a dog (it had savaged some sheep). Person came looking for it and asked "have you seen my dog?" so he pointed to the bloody remains. Wasn't even her dog. She was looking after it for her friends when they were on holiday. The harsh reality of the countryside. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reggie Perrin Posted March 6, 2018 Share Posted March 6, 2018 Sing Flower of Scotland at Murrayfield with absolutely no self awareness. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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