Estragon Posted March 12, 2018 Share Posted March 12, 2018 calling the bog "the bog" oh no, what a giveaway.. To the tune of Que Sera Sera. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gav-ffc Posted March 12, 2018 Share Posted March 12, 2018 Phone Clyde superscoreboard. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ka202 Posted March 12, 2018 Share Posted March 12, 2018 Educated 'School of Hard knocks' 'University of life' 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yossarian Posted March 12, 2018 Share Posted March 12, 2018 Get rickets. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Torpar Posted March 12, 2018 Share Posted March 12, 2018 Get chest infections 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trackdaybob Posted March 12, 2018 Share Posted March 12, 2018 Spit at people in cars. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G51 Red Posted March 12, 2018 Share Posted March 12, 2018 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ya Bezzer! Posted March 12, 2018 Share Posted March 12, 2018 (edited) WHILE ON TRAIN SPECIAL. While on train, talk loudly to parole officer/social worker on phone. While on train, run the length of the train to avoid ticket inspector. While on train, empty out entire contents of pockets, bag in pretense that they have bought a ticket when cornered by ticket inspector. While on train, take selfies of each other for half an hour and laugh uproariously every time. While on train, drink plastic jug of milk and then fall into coma with hoodie hood up. Edited March 12, 2018 by Ya Bezzer! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zidane's child Posted March 12, 2018 Share Posted March 12, 2018 Still shop at Littlewoods and the Savoy Centre 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ecto Posted March 12, 2018 Share Posted March 12, 2018 Get in an utter frenzy over the changes to Irn Bru 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted March 12, 2018 Share Posted March 12, 2018 Die at a relatively early age. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zidane's child Posted March 12, 2018 Share Posted March 12, 2018 Go see Kevin Bridges live 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerberus Posted March 12, 2018 Share Posted March 12, 2018 Want a socialist government. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz Posted March 12, 2018 Share Posted March 12, 2018 Blame everyone but themselves for their poor life choices 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gav-ffc Posted March 13, 2018 Share Posted March 13, 2018 Soon as snow appears looks for gritters and procedes to go on local council Facebook to moan about it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted March 13, 2018 Share Posted March 13, 2018 Collectively tell and convince themselves that they have a happier standard of life than the higher classes who are all miserable, chained-to-their-desk, stingey ****s who never get to see their spouse or spoiled little brats. Nearly always discussed with the line "I would much rather have...". Whatever makes you feel better love. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted March 13, 2018 Share Posted March 13, 2018 Have a motorbike engine in their front garden. Have 300 gnomes/windmills/little painted signs in their front garden. Have 200 lumps of dog shit in their front garden. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DanMc99 Posted March 13, 2018 Share Posted March 13, 2018 two sugars in their tea. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
List_of_Jericho Posted March 13, 2018 Share Posted March 13, 2018 Couch in the back garden. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted March 13, 2018 Share Posted March 13, 2018 Think that they genuinely know better than any health professional, but especially their GP. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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