Cerberus Posted March 5, 2018 Share Posted March 5, 2018 Use the word 'tea' when they mean dinner. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrewDon Posted March 5, 2018 Share Posted March 5, 2018 Graduate with a BA (Hons) from the University of Life. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richey Edwards Posted March 5, 2018 Share Posted March 5, 2018 Read the Daily Record Post about missing cats on Facebook Use an electric meter and need to top it up on a card at the shop Only have one bathroom in their house Drink Tennents 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerberus Posted March 5, 2018 Share Posted March 5, 2018 27 minutes ago, DrewDon said: Graduate with a BA (Hons) from the University of Life. Graduate with a BA (Hons) from the University of Paisley. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glenconner Posted March 5, 2018 Share Posted March 5, 2018 Join Pie and Bovril Read Pie and Bovril Post on Pie and Bovril 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo Posted March 5, 2018 Share Posted March 5, 2018 4 hours ago, Dr Koop said: Give their kids names with 'ie' and 'ey' on the end. Up yours. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted March 5, 2018 Share Posted March 5, 2018 Lose their jobs to one of these. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony Ferrino Posted March 5, 2018 Share Posted March 5, 2018 56 minutes ago, Cerberus said: Use the word 'tea' when they mean dinner. Like all the dinner in China? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerberus Posted March 5, 2018 Share Posted March 5, 2018 Wear a shirt without a tie and button the shirt right up to the top button. Also the shirt will be about 5 sizes too big. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tongue_tied_danny Posted March 5, 2018 Share Posted March 5, 2018 Go to karaoke nights in pubs. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael W Posted March 5, 2018 Share Posted March 5, 2018 Feed their children Monster Munch for breakfast. Get matching tattoos in Benidorm. Kit their family all out in football shirts (usually Celtic) on holiday. Buy the cheapest vodka from the corner shop. Argue loadly in public. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dindeleux Posted March 5, 2018 Share Posted March 5, 2018 5 hours ago, Brother Blades said: Write birthday messages on old sheets & hang them at roundabouts. Think we have a winner to be honest. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fullerene Posted March 6, 2018 Share Posted March 6, 2018 Complain about someone in a Baked Potato shop who actually looks at the choices instead of just having the same as everybody else. "No, I don't want Cheddar cheese this time" "Oh - you toff." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lambie's Pigeon Feed Posted March 6, 2018 Share Posted March 6, 2018 Greggs sausage roll as a dummy for the wean. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FFCinthearea Posted March 6, 2018 Share Posted March 6, 2018 Put full fat Irn Bru in their childs baby bottle thus destroying their milk teeth. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
topcat(The most tip top) Posted March 6, 2018 Share Posted March 6, 2018 Die younger 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted March 6, 2018 Share Posted March 6, 2018 Cry at reality TV. Actually, just watch reality TV. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted March 6, 2018 Share Posted March 6, 2018 Smack their children 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ross. Posted March 6, 2018 Share Posted March 6, 2018 Does the traditional class system still exist in the UK? What a lot of folk seem to count as working class or lower class these days is nothing of the sort when compared to traditional working class values. Things like education and community were massive pillars of the working class ideology, nowadays anyone who acts like an arsehole and dresses like a tramp is given the "working class" label as if it is some kind of insult. 10 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny van Axeldongen Posted March 6, 2018 Share Posted March 6, 2018 Cut down their privet hedges and replace them with ramshackle fences made from random pieces of wood. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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