Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted June 4, 2018 Share Posted June 4, 2018 2 minutes ago, Cerberus said: Dropping balls in mouth and that woman who stored fruit in her vagina so her husband can eat it later as a healthy snack reeks of middle class people having too much time and money. Did she tell him they were Kumquats? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted June 5, 2018 Share Posted June 5, 2018 10 hours ago, Zen Archer said: Did she tell him they were Kumquats? Shite quality, sorry. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted June 5, 2018 Share Posted June 5, 2018 11 hours ago, Cerberus said: Dropping balls in mouth and that woman who stored fruit in her vagina so her husband can eat it later as a healthy snack reeks of middle class people having too much time and money. Wait, what? On second thoughts, don't tell me. I don't want to know. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heart of Northern Posted June 5, 2018 Share Posted June 5, 2018 Wait, what? On second thoughts, don't tell me. I don't want to know. [emoji121]️[emoji121]️ dying to ken type post [emoji121]️[emoji121]️ 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted June 5, 2018 Share Posted June 5, 2018 18 hours ago, Zen Archer said: Did she tell him they were Kumquats? Quimquats, Shirley? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted June 5, 2018 Share Posted June 5, 2018 8 hours ago, KnightswoodBear said: Shite quality, sorry. Stuck them up her arse, then. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted June 5, 2018 Share Posted June 5, 2018 19 hours ago, Cerberus said: stored fruit in her vagina Lidl would sell that with a short "use by" date. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted June 5, 2018 Share Posted June 5, 2018 One of my friends is a doctor and he told me that when he was an FY one of the patients he saw in A&E during a night shift was a woman who had a (whole) Matesons smoked sausage stuck in her chuff 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted June 5, 2018 Share Posted June 5, 2018 1 minute ago, DA Baracus said: One of my friends is a doctor and he told me that when he was an FY one of the patients he saw in A&E during a night shift was a woman who had a (whole) Matesons smoked sausage stuck in her chuff Surf & Turf. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted June 5, 2018 Share Posted June 5, 2018 2 minutes ago, DA Baracus said: One of my friends is a doctor and he told me that when he was an FY one of the patients he saw in A&E during a night shift was a woman who had a (whole) Matesons smoked sausage stuck in her chuff Did they use red sauce for lubricant to slip it out? Shame to waste it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted June 5, 2018 Share Posted June 5, 2018 2 minutes ago, DA Baracus said: One of my friends is a doctor and he told me that when he was an FY one of the patients he saw in A&E during a night shift was a woman who had a (whole) Matesons smoked sausage stuck in her chuff Doubled over, straight after opening? Are you familiar with female anatomy? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted June 5, 2018 Share Posted June 5, 2018 Just now, Sergeant Wilson said: Doubled over, straight after opening? Are you familiar with female anatomy? Yes. The female vagina could quite easily accommodate the product in question 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted June 5, 2018 Share Posted June 5, 2018 1 minute ago, welshbairn said: Did they use red sauce for lubricant to slip it out? Shame to waste it. The vinegar alternative was thought to be a bit too nippy 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted June 5, 2018 Share Posted June 5, 2018 Just now, DA Baracus said: Yes. The female vagina could quite easily accommodate the product in question Did she have to give birth to it later? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted June 5, 2018 Share Posted June 5, 2018 2 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said: Did she have to give birth to it later? No, it was aborted 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted June 5, 2018 Share Posted June 5, 2018 (edited) 4 minutes ago, DA Baracus said: Yes. The female vagina could quite easily accommodate the product in question If a lady can take a fisting I'm sure she could take a U shaped sausage. Edited June 5, 2018 by welshbairn 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted June 5, 2018 Share Posted June 5, 2018 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted June 5, 2018 Share Posted June 5, 2018 6 minutes ago, welshbairn said: If a lady can take a fisting I'm sure she could take a U shaped sausage. I think any orifii can, at least with a bit of practice 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted June 5, 2018 Share Posted June 5, 2018 2 minutes ago, DA Baracus said: I think any orifii can, at least with a bit of practice Of course it would be ideal for DP if you snipped the end tie. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Highland Capital Posted June 6, 2018 Author Share Posted June 6, 2018 Go to truck festivals. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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