Greenlantern Posted March 15, 2018 Share Posted March 15, 2018 Wear suits that don't fit. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tongue_tied_danny Posted March 15, 2018 Share Posted March 15, 2018 10 minutes ago, Greenlantern said: Wear suits that don't fit. With caterpillar boots. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerberus Posted March 15, 2018 Share Posted March 15, 2018 Are tea jennys. Shop in Iceland or Farmfoods. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted March 15, 2018 Share Posted March 15, 2018 Smoke roll ups 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Black Dug Posted March 16, 2018 Share Posted March 16, 2018 Wear suits that don't fit. Without the jacket buttoned when standing up. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Panda Pies Posted March 16, 2018 Share Posted March 16, 2018 Only have one toilet/bathroom. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlipperyP Posted March 16, 2018 Share Posted March 16, 2018 If this was low class bingo I'd be on a winning streak...So, aye, Bingo, it's a great night, don't knock it.I've never been BTW. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerberus Posted March 17, 2018 Share Posted March 17, 2018 Call into GBX with a request for shitty EDM music and give a shout out for people called Kai, Gogzy and Shuggie. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted March 17, 2018 Share Posted March 17, 2018 Call in to football phone ins and try to make a charity bet with one of the presenters 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
glassnahalf Posted March 18, 2018 Share Posted March 18, 2018 On 05/03/2018 at 00:27, lichtgilphead said: Voting 'Leave' in EUref 2016 & 'No' in Indyref 2014. Subhuman scum. That's how I voted. "Subhuman scum"? , welcome to democracy. Get over it. -2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted March 18, 2018 Share Posted March 18, 2018 12 hours ago, glassnahalf said: That's how I voted. "Subhuman scum"? , welcome to democracy. Get over it. ^^Sub sub-human scum 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kejan Posted March 18, 2018 Share Posted March 18, 2018 Eat in a restaurant with a baseball cap on. Have more than one ring on their finger(s). Have the audacity to call Aberdeen fans "sheep", when they themselves are from Montrose or some other non-descriptive place and follow Celtic/Rangers and toe the party line singing, posting up shite about THE RAH or Rool Britannia. Put their feet up on public transport usually whilst blasting out some shite music. Sing Oasis songs loudly in a pub whilst waving their hands up. Laugh at shite like Mrs Brown. Think Kasabian are good. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz Posted March 18, 2018 Share Posted March 18, 2018 Change their minds about buying something and just dump it anywhere in a shop. Usually a frozen item that's been chucked next to kids' toys to go to waste before a member of staff notices it. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted March 18, 2018 Share Posted March 18, 2018 Walk on the road With new lights on the A96 creating long gaps in traffic, I enjoy taking the longest possible diagonal walk across the dual carriageway to a crossing point, essentially waltzing up the road with one of the region's key transport links all to myself. It gives me a sense of enormous power and well-being until a wave of Scania trucks comes pelting towards me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted March 18, 2018 Share Posted March 18, 2018 Wear t-shirts referring to them being on stag/hen parties. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lichtgilphead Posted March 18, 2018 Share Posted March 18, 2018 17 hours ago, glassnahalf said: That's how I voted. "Subhuman scum"? , welcome to democracy. Get over it. Do you need proof, my friend? https://www.ipsos.com/ipsos-mori/en-uk/how-britain-voted-2016-eu-referendum In the European referendum, the lower your social class, the higher the probabaility that you voted leave. The 2014 referendum was longer ago, but interestingly, a 2017 report concludes "Since 2014 there has been a steady decline in support for independence among voters within the C2DE social grades. The ABC1 social bracket has been largely static." Accordingly, I stand by my previous assessment. Would you feel better if I called you "Mr Subhuman Scum"? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted March 18, 2018 Share Posted March 18, 2018 Write/type 'on route' 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted March 18, 2018 Share Posted March 18, 2018 Order 'European' dishes at an Indian and/or Chinese restaurant 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted March 18, 2018 Share Posted March 18, 2018 51 minutes ago, DA Baracus said: Order 'European' dishes at an Indian and/or Chinese restaurant In 2004 I went to an Italian restaurant in Milan which was staffed by Chinese people. Mind fucking blown. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted March 18, 2018 Share Posted March 18, 2018 1 minute ago, Zen Archer said: In 2004 I went to an Italian restaurant in Milan which was staffed by Chinese people. Mind fucking blown. Or a restaurant, as they probably called it. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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