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Things The Lower Classes Do

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6 minutes ago, dee_62 said:

Swearing....

unable to complete a sentence without swearing and think nothing of swearing constantly in front of (and at) young children.

as in 

c'mon tae f**k Kylie, I fucking told you to fucking stop asking for a fucking McDonalds.  We're in fucking Lidl's to get Liam's fucking christmas lights, a fucking crate of Tennents and 20 b*****ding Regal King size.

F**k off ya c**t

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Only a matter of time there :lol: 

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Six minutes is poor if we're honest :( 

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Start sing songs with their friends in the pub.

Usually Oasis, or some other horrific band.

:-(

Eh like a sing song. Only usually start it off if I'm pretty pissed

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On 3/13/2018 at 09:05, Hedgecutter said:

Collectively tell and convince themselves that they have a happier standard of life than the higher classes who are all miserable, chained-to-their-desk, stingey ****s who never get to see their spouse or spoiled little brats. Nearly always discussed with the line "I would much rather have...".

Whatever makes you feel better love.

Dunno about this one. I was definitely happy with my lifestyle when I worked full time at the Clydesdale and had to take shifts in a pub to get by. Hard work and a lot of hours but by f**k I was having fun.

That said, my lifestyle now is also incredibly fucking pleasing.

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48 minutes ago, Ross. said:

Dunno about this one. I was definitely happy with my lifestyle when I worked full time at the Clydesdale and had to take shifts in a pub to get by. Hard work and a lot of hours but by f**k I was having fun.

That said, my lifestyle now is also incredibly fucking pleasing.

I suppose the key word is 'happier' standard of life than the upper classes as opposed to just being happy / content.

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Go to the stock car racing and cut about in oil stained overalls trying to look like a mechanic.

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Use the word 'tea' when they mean dinner.

Saying tea isn’t lower class!

God, the term “lower class” is despicable. It’s the 21st century.

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Claiming to know better than professionals is blatantly a preserve of the upper middle classes who consider teachers and GPs to be beneath them.

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Take the parents races at their kids sports day  way too seriously 

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Wear an outside jacket / coat whilst eating a sit down meal- eating a sausage roll on the hop does not require outer garment removal, a cheeky Nando’s does.

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'Help' the waiting staff by scraping and stacking their plates after a meal in a restaurant.

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Keep takeaway delivery drivers in a job

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Post all about their "cheeky Nandos" on social media.

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Put the flatscreen TV on a stand and not wall mount it as it's intended purpose.

 

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Swagger

Think they're 'hard'

Think that being 'hard' is in any way important

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53 minutes ago, Gaz FFC said:

Put the flatscreen TV on a stand and not wall mount it as it's intended purpose.

 

Surely if that was the intended purpose, surely you wouldn't get a stand when you bought it? 

Mine's are on the wall's before you start ;) 

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WHILE ON TRAIN SPECIAL.
While on train, talk loudly to parole officer/social worker on phone.
While on train, run the length of the train to avoid ticket inspector.
While on train, empty out entire contents of pockets, bag in pretense that they have bought a ticket when cornered by ticket inspector.
While on train, take selfies of each other for half an hour and laugh uproariously every time.
While on train, drink plastic jug of milk and then fall into coma with hoodie hood up.
 


How do u take a selfie of someone else I'm intrigued ?

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3 hours ago, Black Dug said:

'Help' the waiting staff by scraping and stacking their plates after a meal in a restaurant.

... wait, what?

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