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53 minutes ago, Gaz FFC said:

Put the flatscreen TV on a stand and not wall mount it as it's intended purpose.

 

Surely if that was the intended purpose, surely you wouldn't get a stand when you bought it? 

Mine's are on the wall's before you start ;) 

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WHILE ON TRAIN SPECIAL.
While on train, talk loudly to parole officer/social worker on phone.
While on train, run the length of the train to avoid ticket inspector.
While on train, empty out entire contents of pockets, bag in pretense that they have bought a ticket when cornered by ticket inspector.
While on train, take selfies of each other for half an hour and laugh uproariously every time.
While on train, drink plastic jug of milk and then fall into coma with hoodie hood up.
 


How do u take a selfie of someone else I'm intrigued ?
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3 hours ago, Black Dug said:

'Help' the waiting staff by scraping and stacking their plates after a meal in a restaurant.

... wait, what?

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2 hours ago, Trackdaybob said:

Surely if that was the intended purpose, surely you wouldn't get a stand when you bought it? 

Mine's are on the wall's before you start ;) 

Probably more people have them on a stand than the classy way of wall mounted.

Stand by my point and i'm glad you seen sense

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4 hours ago, Gaz FFC said:

Probably more people have them on a stand than the classy way of wall mounted.

sincerely hope in the name of all that is holy that you're talking about wall-mounted TV's on universally-adjustable mounts, so you can optimise the angle relative to where you are sitting

a TV mounted flush on the wall - particularly on blocked up chimney breasts, above the mantle so they are unnaturally high - is the certain sign of a dullard with no grasp of the finer points of interior design or consideration of viewer comfort, deserving of  nothing other than a poke in the eye with something pointy, so they can't even watch their sodding TV any more...

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