Highland Capital Posted April 8, 2018 Author Share Posted April 8, 2018 Put one of those big handle lock things on their steering wheel. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted April 8, 2018 Share Posted April 8, 2018 Stand up to show how much they love darts 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dalrymple76 Posted April 8, 2018 Share Posted April 8, 2018 Refer to their car as "the motor" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted April 8, 2018 Share Posted April 8, 2018 7 hours ago, bennett said: Jamp? Past tense of jump. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted April 9, 2018 Share Posted April 9, 2018 11 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Past tense of jump. So does that mean that 'tramp' is the past tense of 'trump'? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted April 9, 2018 Share Posted April 9, 2018 36 minutes ago, GordonD said: So does that mean that 'tramp' is the past tense of 'trump'? I’ve no idea any more. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTJohnboy Posted April 9, 2018 Share Posted April 9, 2018 16 hours ago, DA Baracus said: Litter and think it's hard and cool to do so Always take care when challenging anyone over discarded litter.... https://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/greater-manchester-news/thug-who-murdered-a-woman-in-wythenshawe-863417 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hammer Jag Posted April 9, 2018 Share Posted April 9, 2018 16 hours ago, Cerberus said: Shop in that big Springburn Tesco. It’s brutal in there. Hardly a vegetable to be seen but 3 aisles of booze. You can’t beat a rough supermarket. Asda in Parkhead, Toryglen and Blantyre are all excellent for viewing the local wildlife. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted April 9, 2018 Share Posted April 9, 2018 15 minutes ago, Hammer Jag said: You can’t beat a rough supermarket. Asda in Parkhead, Toryglen and Blantyre are all excellent for viewing the local wildlife. Asda Kirkton in Dundee is a shop that is 99% blue fizzy juice and pink wafer biscuits. I spotted a banana in it once but I believe it was a wrong delivery. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted April 9, 2018 Share Posted April 9, 2018 1 hour ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Asda Kirkton in Dundee is a shop that is 99% blue fizzy juice and pink wafer biscuits. I spotted a banana in it once but I believe it was a wrong delivery. Misplaced from the marital aids aisle? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Suspect Device Posted April 9, 2018 Share Posted April 9, 2018 On 30/03/2018 at 23:52, Hedgecutter said: I think somebody may have mentioned previously, but queuing at bars. Not your expected and typical five person deep free for all, but an actual British style two person wide queue all the way through a giant Wetherspoons pub, pretty much out the door. Utterly bizarre. I had never seen this until I was in Platform 5 on Saturday. Strange behaviour, yet I joined in. I'm lower class apparently. I hope no-one in Cults finds out. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted April 10, 2018 Share Posted April 10, 2018 Have a shrine created, then removed from the outside of a house that they were murdered in whilst trying to rob it. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted April 10, 2018 Share Posted April 10, 2018 Create a shrine outside of a house of a person that was murdered in whilst trying to rob it. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chinatoon Bairn Posted April 10, 2018 Share Posted April 10, 2018 Order chicken balls, chips and curry sauce from the Chinese, firmly believing that it constitutes genuine Chinese cuisine. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted April 10, 2018 Share Posted April 10, 2018 8 minutes ago, Chinatoon Bairn said: Order chicken balls, chips and curry sauce from the Chinese, firmly believing that it constitutes genuine Chinese cuisine. Believing pretty much anything on the menu at a Chinese takeaway is authentic Chinese cuisine..... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted April 10, 2018 Share Posted April 10, 2018 58 minutes ago, Chinatoon Bairn said: Order chicken balls, chips and curry sauce from the Chinese, firmly believing that it constitutes genuine Chinese cuisine. Sounds good to me. <<<<scum. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted April 10, 2018 Share Posted April 10, 2018 5 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Have a shrine created, then removed from the outside of a house that they were put down like the scum they are in whilst trying to rob it. 5 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Create a shrine outside of a house of a person that was put down like the scum they are in whilst trying to rob it. FTFY 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brother Blades Posted April 10, 2018 Share Posted April 10, 2018 Read poetry aloud, whilst wearing a smoking jacket & cravat. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted April 10, 2018 Share Posted April 10, 2018 7 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Have a shrine created, then removed from the outside of a house that they were murdered in whilst trying to rob it. 7 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Create a shrine outside of a house of a person that was murdered in whilst trying to rob it. can I have a larger font please? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted April 10, 2018 Share Posted April 10, 2018 (edited) 6 minutes ago, Miguel Sanchez said: can I have a larger font please? Pipe down Dryhorce Edited April 10, 2018 by Rugster 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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