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Grieve for deceased relatives or friends on social media. This usually involves talking to a dead friend on Facebook. “Tam, hope yer partying hard up in the sky ma man! Sleep tight. GBNF, god only takes the best”.

The same goes for the more traditional method of public grieving - the shrine. Old Firm strips, sectarian flags, tacky messages painted on bedsheets all tied to railings.

It’s horrendous.

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Have the police battering their door at 2.30am waking the whole of the close up.

Chuck bags of shitty nappies down the stairwell of the common close.

Go out for 3 days at a time leaving a 16 year old in charge of a baby which proceeds to crawl about the 3rd floor landing almost squeezing between the stair railings and tumbling to its death.

Attempt to kick their way through the walls into your flat in a drug/alcohol fuelled rage.

Leave a shit on your next door neighbours door mat.

 

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1 hour ago, Melanius Mullarkey said:

Have the police battering their door at 2.30am waking the whole of the close up.

Chuck bags of shitty nappies down the stairwell of the common close.

Go out for 3 days at a time leaving a 16 year old in charge of a baby which proceeds to crawl about the 3rd floor landing almost squeezing between the stair railings and tumbling to its death.

Attempt to kick their way through the walls into your flat in a drug/alcohol fuelled rage.

Leave a shit on your next door neighbours door mat.

 

Evil neighbours thread for this pish.

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1 hour ago, Melanius Mullarkey said:

Have the police battering their door at 2.30am waking the whole of the close up.

Chuck bags of shitty nappies down the stairwell of the common close.

Go out for 3 days at a time leaving a 16 year old in charge of a baby which proceeds to crawl about the 3rd floor landing almost squeezing between the stair railings and tumbling to its death.

Attempt to kick their way through the walls into your flat in a drug/alcohol fuelled rage.

Leave a shit on your next door neighbours door mat.

 

Live in a close.

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1 hour ago, Melanius Mullarkey said:

Have the police battering their door at 2.30am waking the whole of the close up.

Chuck bags of shitty nappies down the stairwell of the common close.

Go out for 3 days at a time leaving a 16 year old in charge of a baby which proceeds to crawl about the 3rd floor landing almost squeezing between the stair railings and tumbling to its death.

Attempt to kick their way through the walls into your flat in a drug/alcohol fuelled rage.

Leave a shit on your next door neighbours door mat.

 

Still doesn't get close to lighting your ciggies on the hob.

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