chomp my root Posted March 6, 2018 Share Posted March 6, 2018 1 hour ago, coprolite said: I don't understand what your arses are doing to give you time to read in the lavvy. My high fibre diet means that i go in with a turtles heid and it's all out by the time my belt hits my ankles. Its about the quality time, a lifestyle option even. Sometimes if I'm going for a pish I'll go 'lady style' so I can sit and have a read if I'm not in a rush. Its good for the Chi. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted March 6, 2018 Share Posted March 6, 2018 The Best of Readers Wives 1978-1984. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BallochSonsFan Posted March 8, 2018 Share Posted March 8, 2018 Surely Viz is the ultimate bathroom read? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
th1stleandr0se Posted March 8, 2018 Share Posted March 8, 2018 On 01/03/2018 at 23:51, Bobby Skidmarks said: I have a shelf in my hall toilet that has loads of reading material ranging from Oor Wullies/The Broons annuals to Viz Annuals to novels for that longer shite. My girls have their own en-suite and the Mrs uses ours for her super-quick shites. Its basically my fortress of solitude amongst a house of women. The only person that goes in is the cat as he knows he can have a kip undisturbed. I never take my phone in as that would ruin the ambience. With a name like Skidmarks I expect you do have a bog to yourself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
th1stleandr0se Posted March 8, 2018 Share Posted March 8, 2018 I used to have virtually every copy of Q magazine stacked up in the downstairs toilet. There was always something of interest in a back issue while having a "back issue". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
glassnahalf Posted March 8, 2018 Share Posted March 8, 2018 I grab 'Tor' a brilliant history of German football by Uli Hess. Half an hour of escape! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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