Ross. Posted March 2, 2018 Share Posted March 2, 2018 Echo the mention of Rogers Profanisaurus. I have a copy at home that I take in when going for a seat on the throne. In work I generally play pool on my mobile... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamesP_81 Posted March 2, 2018 Share Posted March 2, 2018 Phone is useful for reading in the office facilities, getting up from your desk and picking up a book or paper and walking away where everyone know you are going would be weird. But at home the latest copy of When Saturday Comes does a week or so a month, and usually a book is lying in reserve. When I worked in an office I would generally announce my intentions to the team with a shout down the table of " pass us the newspaper will ye!" Before marching away with it under my arm to the sounds of tutting and muttered " that's disgusting" from all the women . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tongue_tied_danny Posted March 2, 2018 Share Posted March 2, 2018 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nsr Posted March 2, 2018 Share Posted March 2, 2018 I have never kept reading material in the bog. This thread has inspired me to start doing so. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richey Edwards Posted March 2, 2018 Author Share Posted March 2, 2018 10 minutes ago, nsr said: I have never kept reading material in the bog. This thread has inspired me to start doing so. Here is the official Richey Edwards approved Reading In The Toilet starter pack. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HenryHill Posted March 2, 2018 Share Posted March 2, 2018 The Rothmans football yearbooks were the toilet literature of choice when i was a kid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raidernation Posted March 2, 2018 Share Posted March 2, 2018 As well as buying all sorts of fiction to read I also regularly buy “big books” for this purpose. A “big book” is something will small easily digestible snippets of fun, fact or other non plot-based stuff Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diamond8 Posted March 2, 2018 Share Posted March 2, 2018 Being on the pan is one of my favourite things, it’s probably the only place I actually have time to sit down and have a proper read. It’s the simple things in life! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigBo10 Posted March 2, 2018 Share Posted March 2, 2018 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted March 2, 2018 Share Posted March 2, 2018 22 hours ago, Richey Edwards said: With the widespread use of mobile phones it appears that reading books in the lavatory has gone the way of common sense and the dodo. I read my Kindle in the lavatory but that is not an actual paper book so might not count. I remember times when you could go to someones house and there would be a selection of books in the toilet. Usually a big hardback book about gardening or cars or some other mild and inoffensive subject. Do you read in the toilet? Usually have a magazine by the bog. Car or GQ. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SJ1210 Posted March 2, 2018 Share Posted March 2, 2018 Mobile Phone is essential in the work toilets, allows me to activate the sensor to turn the light back on when i've been sitting there for too long without having to get up from the loo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
invergowrie arab Posted March 2, 2018 Share Posted March 2, 2018 Started off on oor wullie/ broons before graduating to viz. Also the late lamented Scottish football today Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted March 3, 2018 Share Posted March 3, 2018 I usually read the newspaper or Private Eye on the throne. Is anyone as daft as I am because sometimes I dither when touching cloth looking for something to read and eventually have to grab something and run to the bog. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venti Posted March 3, 2018 Share Posted March 3, 2018 Never had any reading material in the bog as I aim to be in and out as fast as possible. Level of Angry Birds 2 if there's complications. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kennboy1978 Posted March 3, 2018 Share Posted March 3, 2018 This thread is up there with Letterbocks...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted March 3, 2018 Share Posted March 3, 2018 Although I'm a fairly avid reader I've never been keen on reading on the toilet. I like to get the job (no pun intended) done ASAP. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex_14 Posted March 3, 2018 Share Posted March 3, 2018 I was one of those that read the back of shampoo bottles, deodorant cans etc Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted March 6, 2018 Share Posted March 6, 2018 On 03/03/2018 at 08:37, Alex_14 said: I was one of those that read the back of shampoo bottles, deodorant cans etc Was that before or after having them removed from your sphincter at A+E ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coprolite Posted March 6, 2018 Share Posted March 6, 2018 I don't understand what your arses are doing to give you time to read in the lavvy. My high fibre diet means that i go in with a turtles heid and it's all out by the time my belt hits my ankles. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The DA Posted March 6, 2018 Share Posted March 6, 2018 On 3/2/2018 at 15:00, Richey Edwards said: Here is the official Richey Edwards approved Reading In The Toilet starter pack. Not sure I like the idea of reading about food while in the middle of a smelly shite, mate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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