Priti priti priti Patel Posted February 23, 2018 Share Posted February 23, 2018 Wasting time at work as usual and scrolling Google News, I spotted this nickerwetting 3,000 word essay on how to survive the impending cold snap. https://www.plymouthherald.co.uk/news/plymouth-news/how-survive-beast-east-1254444 Quote The elderly, young people enjoying a night out, pets and children are all particularly vulnerable to extremes in temperature - and the severe cold weather poses a real danger to health. People on low incomes, pregnant women, and those with long term health condition are also at higher risk during harsh weather, says the NHS. Not one mention of homeless folk in the whole article, but it does have all you need to know about feeding cheese to badgers. What will you do to welcome the Beast into your lives? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Shandon Par Posted February 23, 2018 Share Posted February 23, 2018 Just now, throbber said: I thought this was going to be a thread about you throbbs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted February 23, 2018 Share Posted February 23, 2018 7 minutes ago, Margaret Thatcher said: Wasting time at work as usual and scrolling Google News, I spotted this nickerwetting 3,000 word essay on how to survive the impending cold snap. https://www.plymouthherald.co.uk/news/plymouth-news/how-survive-beast-east-1254444 Not one mention of homeless folk in the whole article, but it does have all you need to know about feeding cheese to badgers. What will you do to welcome the Beast into your lives? Your namesake would have advocated feeding badgers to homeless folk; or maybe even feeding homeless folk to badgers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted February 23, 2018 Share Posted February 23, 2018 Just now, Shandon Par said: I thought this was going to be a thread about you throbbs. I was hoping it was going to be something more entertaining when I clicked on it anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Torpar Posted February 23, 2018 Share Posted February 23, 2018 How to survive -12 wind chill? Jacket, hat and gloves, done. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted February 23, 2018 Share Posted February 23, 2018 I don't think there would be the same headline news if this storm was hitting the north of Scotland, and avoiding London altogether. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted February 23, 2018 Share Posted February 23, 2018 2 minutes ago, Jacksgranda said: I don't think there would be the same headline news if this storm was hitting the north of Scotland, and avoiding London altogether. We should name all storms after perversions imo. Hurricane Paedo for instance. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richey Edwards Posted February 23, 2018 Share Posted February 23, 2018 Wear appropriate clothing, take appropriate precautions if driving in icy/snowy conditions and you'll be fine. The way that bad weather seems to be regarded on social media as some sort of highly dangerous catastrophe is an embarrassment to modern humanity. If we're going to name this storm, I propose calling it Storm Dickhelmet III. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whiskychimp Posted February 23, 2018 Share Posted February 23, 2018 I find a cup of tea and central heating does the world of good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted February 23, 2018 Share Posted February 23, 2018 Doug Rougvie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted February 23, 2018 Share Posted February 23, 2018 How to survive -12 wind chill? Jacket, hat and gloves, done. -12 up here: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted February 23, 2018 Share Posted February 23, 2018 32 minutes ago, D.A.F.C said: Doug Rougvie Wid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lichtgilphead Posted February 23, 2018 Share Posted February 23, 2018 5 hours ago, Torpar said: How to survive -12 wind chill? Jacket, hat and gloves, done. Ah. The pre-season friendlies at Gayfield. Wait until it gets cold! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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PB 4.2 Posted February 23, 2018 Share Posted February 23, 2018 2 minutes ago, dorlomin said: Just the 8 red dots from you yesterday. That's why I gave you a red dot. f**k you and your family. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alta-pete Posted February 23, 2018 Share Posted February 23, 2018 How to survive -12 wind chill? Jacket, hat and gloves, done. Or maybe just stay inside and put the kettle on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dorlomin Posted February 23, 2018 Share Posted February 23, 2018 8 minutes ago, PB 4.2 said: Just the 8 red dots from you yesterday. That's why I gave you a red dot. f**k you and your family. Snowflake. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo Posted February 23, 2018 Share Posted February 23, 2018 I always figured Tedi was from the West of Scotland? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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