Dunning1874 Posted February 24, 2018 Share Posted February 24, 2018 8 hours ago, Scary Bear said: I have one shite a day. Then I shave. Then I shower. My body is a temple, and regular as clockwork. Anyone who takes one shite a day at the exact same time is an absolute creep. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz Posted February 24, 2018 Share Posted February 24, 2018 16 minutes ago, Rugster said: Was that the same day you discovered you were an utter deviant for wiping whilst standing up? Ridiculous. Although not as ridiculous as the day I told my mum and dad this fact and they both slagged me for wiping my arse standing up. Eh, who taught me how to do that, eh? 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted February 24, 2018 Share Posted February 24, 2018 Absolutely no surprise to see one of the Gavs wipes his arse standing up. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest_Man#1 Posted February 24, 2018 Share Posted February 24, 2018 2 hours ago, Gaz said: I mind the day when I discovered that some reprobates wipe their arse while they’re still sitting on the pan. f**k’s sake. Why did you have to go and sully all the good work done by the wet wipers on this thread by announcing you are a deviant. f**k sake. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scary Bear Posted February 25, 2018 Author Share Posted February 25, 2018 10 hours ago, Dunning1874 said: Anyone who takes one shite a day at the exact same time is an absolute creep. I would imagine that’s fairly standard for anyone with a work routine and control of their bowel movements. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dunning1874 Posted February 25, 2018 Share Posted February 25, 2018 40 minutes ago, Scary Bear said: I would imagine that’s fairly standard for anyone with a work routine and control of their bowel movements. I imagine people who have no deviation from that routine whatsoever live their lives like Harvey and Val Denton while carrying around a diary cataloguing the details of each of those regimented daily shites, a routine which can never possibly change because you're too strange or dull to ever eat something different or deviate from your tedious daily routine in any aspect of your life. This would also explain your interest in and slavish devotion to Scottish Water's stance on wet wipes. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest_Man#1 Posted February 25, 2018 Share Posted February 25, 2018 2 minutes ago, G_Man1985 said: Why does this part seem to be an issue ? Some people like living that way. Aslong as they are not being a c**t to you then what is the problem ? Scary Bear is being a c**t to everyone that enjoys having a clean arse. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heedthebaa Posted February 25, 2018 Share Posted February 25, 2018 18 minutes ago, Dunning1874 said: I imagine people who have no deviation from that routine whatsoever live their lives like Harvey and Val Denton while carrying around a diary cataloguing the details of each of those regimented daily shites, a routine which can never possibly change because you're too strange or dull to ever eat something different or deviate from your tedious daily routine in any aspect of your life. This would also explain your interest in and slavish devotion to Scottish Water's stance on wet wipes. I’m not a lover of routine, but If I tried to deviate from my bowel movement routine I would quite simply shit myself 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted February 25, 2018 Share Posted February 25, 2018 (edited) 7 minutes ago, heedthebaa said: I’m not a lover of routine, but If I tried to deviate from my bowel movement routine I would quite simply shit myself Very true. I suspect @Dunning1874 uses adult nappies, and flushes them. Edited February 25, 2018 by welshbairn 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dunning1874 Posted February 25, 2018 Share Posted February 25, 2018 14 minutes ago, G_Man1985 said: This may be true. However the rest of his post was not needed. Just being a p***k for no reason. I entirely accept that I'm being a p***k for no reason, but that seems to be in the spirit of the thread and indeed of all of General Nonsense. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scary Bear Posted February 25, 2018 Author Share Posted February 25, 2018 16 hours ago, Dunning1874 said: Anyone who takes one shite a day at the exact same time is an absolute creep. Shitting at the same time (approximately) every day makes me a creep? In this house, we make toilet in the morning. We do not record the event in a diary. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scary Bear Posted March 19, 2019 Author Share Posted March 19, 2019 On 25/02/2018 at 09:48, Dunning1874 said: This would also explain your interest in and slavish devotion to Scottish Water's stance on wet wipes. On 25/02/2018 at 10:02, Honest_Man#1 said: Scary Bear is being a c**t to everyone that enjoys having a clean arse. I’m off work at the moment and watching some educational stuff on BBC2 about the London river systems and the accompanying sewage systems in London. Wet wipes cause the creation of fatbergs in the London sewers that cost £18 million a year to remove by hand. Seems Thames Water are not big on wet wipes being flushed down the toilet. So many selfish and irresponsible people. In other news, I think I fancy getting a job with one of the sewage companies. For some unfathomable reason I find sewage systems interesting. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted March 19, 2019 Share Posted March 19, 2019 Ahh, nice bump shitey arse 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scary Bear Posted March 19, 2019 Author Share Posted March 19, 2019 I hadn’t noticed that virginton and Granny Danger were (are?) having a dotting vandetta. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scary Bear Posted March 19, 2019 Author Share Posted March 19, 2019 10 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: Ahh, nice bump shitey arse Thank you. On re-reading this thread I also notice that you ask the same misleading question a couple of times. To clarify, the main issue is not using wet wipes to wipe your bottom. The issue is flushing them down the toilet after use. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mathematics Posted March 19, 2019 Share Posted March 19, 2019 I'd never seen this thread before. I'm going to have to give this wet wipe action a try. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted March 19, 2019 Share Posted March 19, 2019 I'd never seen this thread before. I'm going to have to give this wet wipe action a try.You bumhole will thank you 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted March 19, 2019 Share Posted March 19, 2019 The planet won't. Flush those fuckers away and eat them again with the fish you want to munch. Great idea. c***s. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mathematics Posted March 19, 2019 Share Posted March 19, 2019 3 minutes ago, Stellaboz said: The planet won't. Flush those fuckers away and eat them again with the fish you want to munch. Great idea. c***s. I'm veggie. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted March 19, 2019 Share Posted March 19, 2019 The planet won't. Flush those fuckers away and eat them again with the fish you want to munch. Great idea. c***s.Nothing can be created or destroyed, all things came from the earth and so they must be returned. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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