tamthebam Posted February 22, 2018 Share Posted February 22, 2018 9 hours ago, Rugster said: Wenger Arsewipesin Wenger? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest_Man#1 Posted February 22, 2018 Share Posted February 22, 2018 3 hours ago, DA Baracus said: I'm a new man. Not long had a shite at home and finished off the wiping with a wet wipe. It was a revelation. It's like I'm seeing in colour for the first time after a life of monochrome All the other doubters take note. This feeling of cleanliness is what you’re missing out on. Truly life changing. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Busta Nut Posted February 23, 2018 Share Posted February 23, 2018 12 hours ago, Gaz said: The next morning? that too 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerberus Posted February 23, 2018 Share Posted February 23, 2018 Wiping you arse with a wet wipe would be akin to drying yourself with a wet towel.The wet wipe would glide across your crack without picking anything up.You need something absorbent to fully sook up the wetness. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scary Bear Posted February 23, 2018 Author Share Posted February 23, 2018 Wiping your arse with some form of wet wipe seems fairly popular with P&B types. Going by the ‘please stop this’ adverts from the likes of Scottish Water, it seems fairly mainstream in society too. Maybe they’ll just have to get used to it and adapt their infrastructure to cope. Selfish, selfish people everywhere. Hell in a handcart, Broken Britain, etc. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scary Bear Posted February 23, 2018 Author Share Posted February 23, 2018 22 hours ago, Dindeleux said: Look how happy these guys look to be unclogging your shit. http://www.ibtimes.co.uk/thames-water-workers-remove-huge-fatbergs-london-sewer-under-whitehall-1479548 Those Shit Miners do seem quite happy. Hi-ho! Hi-ho! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted February 23, 2018 Share Posted February 23, 2018 39 minutes ago, Scary Bear said: Wiping your arse with some form of wet wipe seems fairly popular with P&B types. So is living like an alcoholic recluse. It doesn't mean it's right. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz Posted February 23, 2018 Share Posted February 23, 2018 1 hour ago, Scary Bear said: Wiping your arse with some form of wet wipe seems fairly popular with P&B types. Going by the ‘please stop this’ adverts from the likes of Scottish Water, it seems fairly mainstream in society too. Maybe they’ll just have to get used to it and adapt their infrastructure to cope. Selfish, selfish people everywhere. Hell in a handcart, Broken Britain, etc. I assume most folk are talking about the biodegradable moist toilet tissue types rather than the non-biodegradable baby wipes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz Posted February 23, 2018 Share Posted February 23, 2018 50 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said: So is living like an alcoholic recluse. It doesn't mean it's right. Speak for yourself! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scary Bear Posted February 23, 2018 Author Share Posted February 23, 2018 2 minutes ago, Gaz said: I assume most folk are talking about the biodegradable moist toilet tissue types rather than the non-biodegradable baby wipes. Scottish Water advice is fairly clear. No wipes. Even the flushable ones. Is this hard to understand? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heedthebaa Posted February 23, 2018 Share Posted February 23, 2018 26 minutes ago, Scary Bear said: Scottish Water advice is fairly clear. No wipes. Even the flushable ones. Is this hard to understand? Scottish water cann kiss my freshly wet wiped arse 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest_Man#1 Posted February 23, 2018 Share Posted February 23, 2018 54 minutes ago, Scary Bear said: Scottish Water advice is fairly clear. No wipes. Even the flushable ones. Is this hard to understand? The human race is advanced enough that we should be properly cleaning our arses. Scottish Water needs to keep up. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted February 23, 2018 Share Posted February 23, 2018 2 hours ago, Scary Bear said: Scottish Water advice is fairly clear. No wipes. Even the flushable ones. Is this hard to understand? Legionella populates at temperatures above 20 °C, yet they cannot guarantee that they will deliver mains water below 25 °C They are clearly not to be trusted. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted February 23, 2018 Share Posted February 23, 2018 Just logged on see if there's an update from @DA Baracus 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chicken Wing Posted February 23, 2018 Share Posted February 23, 2018 Wish me luck 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chicken Wing Posted February 23, 2018 Share Posted February 23, 2018 The verdict:Scottish water can go f**k themselves! 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted February 23, 2018 Share Posted February 23, 2018 58 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Just logged on see if there's an update from @DA Baracus There was. Last night. 15 minutes ago, Chicken Wing said: The verdict: Scottish water can go f**k themselves! Next time I'm down do I need to bring my own or will you have a supply in the bathroom? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted February 23, 2018 Share Posted February 23, 2018 Wish me luck You have the hands of a very old man 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unleash The Nade Posted February 23, 2018 Share Posted February 23, 2018 31 minutes ago, Chicken Wing said: Wish me luck They’d sell lots more with better packaging 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chicken Wing Posted February 23, 2018 Share Posted February 23, 2018 Next time I'm down do I need to bring my own or will you have a supply in the bathroom? There shall be a plentiful supply from this day forward!You have the hands of a very old manThanks 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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