Stellaboz Posted February 22, 2018 Share Posted February 22, 2018 What if you don't take enough? Dry first then a cheeky follow up with the wet? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trackdaybob Posted February 22, 2018 Share Posted February 22, 2018 3 minutes ago, DA Baracus said: Wait...you would put the packet back in the fridge after use? Or you only take 1 or 2 from the packet before shitting? Maybe there's a little coolbox in the bathroom 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest_Man#1 Posted February 22, 2018 Share Posted February 22, 2018 2 minutes ago, Stellaboz said: What if you don't take enough? Dry first then a cheeky follow up with the wet? Whilst I am absolutely not advocating this method of storage, this should be the standard. There’s only ever a need for 1 (2 max) wet wipes. Always ge rid of vast majority of shite with paper, then a wet wipe to fully clean, then paper again to dry (if you want). 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted February 22, 2018 Share Posted February 22, 2018 It beats the Roman's "no two scoops" policy anyway. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagfox Posted February 22, 2018 Share Posted February 22, 2018 24 minutes ago, DA Baracus said: I'm heading to Tesco after work. Might have a stroll down the shitter roll aisle and peruse their range of biodegradable wet wipes. These were two for a pound recently. Do the job very well. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chicken Wing Posted February 22, 2018 Share Posted February 22, 2018 These were two for a pound recently. Do the job very well. WHAT A TIME TO BE ALIVE! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagfox Posted February 22, 2018 Share Posted February 22, 2018 3 minutes ago, Chicken Wing said: 5 minutes ago, jagfox99 said: These were two for a pound recently. Do the job very well. WHAT A TIME TO BE ALIVE! Now a pound a pack at Tesco. Still not bad. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted February 22, 2018 Share Posted February 22, 2018 The final use of paper could be avoided with one of these beauties. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagfox Posted February 22, 2018 Share Posted February 22, 2018 (edited) I was having a cigarette out the back window last night when I noticed a neighbour out with their dog, a wee West Highland terrier. Did some business then bagged it up. No worries. Then just before they got to their back gate they stopped the dig and gave it a going over with a wet wipe. Is this acceptable behaviour? I guess not if your pooch is prone to a shitty arse or discolouring of it's arse hair? Edited February 22, 2018 by jagfox99 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dindeleux Posted February 22, 2018 Share Posted February 22, 2018 Appreciate this is more of a post for the shitting stories thread but does anyone deliberately shit in the ensuite bog just to annoy the other half? -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted February 22, 2018 Share Posted February 22, 2018 4 minutes ago, Dindeleux said: Appreciate this is more of a post for the shitting stories thread but does anyone deliberately shit in the ensuite bog just to annoy the other half? Would you really hold it in to avoid annoying her? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scary Bear Posted February 22, 2018 Author Share Posted February 22, 2018 3 hours ago, Dunning1874 said: If a biodegradable wipe is being used, what's the issue? Scottish Water seem to have an issue with them, as do other water companies. They suggest that only piss, shit and toilet paper should be flushed. http://www.scottishwater.co.uk/you-and-your-home/your-home/keep-the-water-cycle-running-smoothly/know-your-bathroom-checklist It’s easy in the bathroom just follow our Three P’s rule and only flush pee, poo and toilet paper. Everything else should go in the bin, not down your toilet - check out the bathroom checklist of ‘never flush’ items below: all wipes (baby, personal cleansing, toilet and household cleaning) - even if the pack says ‘flushable’ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scary Bear Posted February 22, 2018 Author Share Posted February 22, 2018 ...unless you are an ignorant fucking wet wipe pervert with some weird anus-derived OCD, who supports a shower of shite who’ll be missing out on a league title to slightly less shitey Raith Rovers. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted February 22, 2018 Share Posted February 22, 2018 54 minutes ago, jagfox99 said: Now a pound a pack at Tesco. Still not bad. Yup and duly purchased. Buzzing for my next shite at home now 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagfox Posted February 22, 2018 Share Posted February 22, 2018 8 minutes ago, DA Baracus said: Yup and duly purchased. Buzzing for my next shite at home now Happy dumping 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bring Back Paddy Flannery Posted February 22, 2018 Share Posted February 22, 2018 Yup and duly purchased. Buzzing for my next shite at home now Godspeed my friend. Enjoy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heedthebaa Posted February 22, 2018 Share Posted February 22, 2018 45 minutes ago, DA Baracus said: Yup and duly purchased. Buzzing for my next shite at home now We’re all rooting for you 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pleslie99 Posted February 22, 2018 Share Posted February 22, 2018 I love shit chat! Actually properly chuckling at some of the comments in this thread. Absolute gold! Anyway I use wipes for the final wipe after toilet paper and flush them. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted February 22, 2018 Share Posted February 22, 2018 56 minutes ago, jagfox99 said: Happy dumping 26 minutes ago, Bring Back Paddy Flannery said: Godspeed my friend. Enjoy. 19 minutes ago, heedthebaa said: We’re all rooting for you I'm a new man. Not long had a shite at home and finished off the wiping with a wet wipe. It was a revelation. It's like I'm seeing in colour for the first time after a life of monochrome 10 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bring Back Paddy Flannery Posted February 22, 2018 Share Posted February 22, 2018 1 minute ago, DA Baracus said: I'm a new man. Not long had a shite at home and finished off the wiping with a wet wipe. It was a revelation. It's like I'm seeing in colour for the first time after a life of monochrome Excellent. @The Moonster take note. Do the right thing. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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