Bobby Skidmarks Posted February 22, 2018 Share Posted February 22, 2018 Just now, throbber said: Just for a bit of added comfort before going out for the day. I do it on days I am working in the office or am forced to wear jeans. ^^^ arsehole with Aidsy Nivea running out of it 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted February 22, 2018 Share Posted February 22, 2018 4 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: 5 minutes ago, Bobby Skidmarks said: f**k off throbber. Whenever the wean comes abd you go round to see it, have a word with him. Hes out of control. He’s at it yet again. Once little Walter comes and his bird ignores him, he’ll be ten times worse. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted February 22, 2018 Share Posted February 22, 2018 ^^^ arsehole with Aidsy Nivea running out of it That’s a bit extreme for a Thursday evening Bobby. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted February 22, 2018 Share Posted February 22, 2018 That’s a bit extreme for a Thursday evening Bobby. Still afternoon. It should be allowed to stand IMO. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted February 22, 2018 Share Posted February 22, 2018 (edited) 2 minutes ago, throbber said: That’s a bit extreme for a Thursday evening Bobby. There cannot be a thread about shite without an 8mile quote. It’s the law. ETA: I see there’s been one already. Edited February 22, 2018 by Bobby Skidmarks -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scary Bear Posted February 22, 2018 Author Share Posted February 22, 2018 1 hour ago, Honest_Man#1 said: Wipe (singular) and it’s be getting flushed as usual. Hopefully Scottish Water employ some people to catch the likes of you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted February 22, 2018 Share Posted February 22, 2018 No room for it, he is full of shite. You are the one who was outed lying about a visit to the Pilton Hilton in order to win a pointless argument. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest_Man#1 Posted February 22, 2018 Share Posted February 22, 2018 1 minute ago, Scary Bear said: Hopefully Scottish Water employ some people to catch the likes of you. I’d set up a task agency solely to track down (would be easy, just do it by smell) the likes of you and have you thrown into the sea. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted February 22, 2018 Share Posted February 22, 2018 Nope I have been there, I merely gave up discussing it with you as you were wrong as per. Furthermore it was giving you the attention you desperately crave. I wasn’t wrong about anything. All I said was it was a decent boozer which you disagreed with. These are just opinions and you can’t go through life believing everyone who disagrees with you is wrong. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scary Bear Posted February 22, 2018 Author Share Posted February 22, 2018 38 minutes ago, KnightswoodBear said: This is just horrific. As an aside, the thought of showering in the same room directly after i've just had a shite is giving me the boak. f**k sake. Do you not have an extract fan? My one and only turd of the day is taken at approximately 7am while reading the phone (yes, yes, unhygienic I know but my brain needs to be kept amused while shitting) , followed by a shave (if I can be arsed) then a shower. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted February 22, 2018 Share Posted February 22, 2018 41 minutes ago, KnightswoodBear said: This is just horrific. As an aside, the thought of showering in the same room directly after i've just had a shite is giving me the boak. f**k sake. Can you not just repair to one of your other dozen bathrooms for your shower? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted February 22, 2018 Share Posted February 22, 2018 19 minutes ago, throbber said: Does anyone else like rubbing a bit of moisturiser on their hoop? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted February 22, 2018 Share Posted February 22, 2018 (edited) 14 minutes ago, Scary Bear said: Do you not have an extract fan? My one and only turd of the day is taken at approximately 7am while reading the phone (yes, yes, unhygienic I know but my brain needs to be kept amused while shitting) , followed by a shave (if I can be arsed) then a shower. No, I have windows that can open. 11 minutes ago, Rugster said: Can you not just repair to one of your other dozen bathrooms for your shower? We're obviously not talking about myself here, but other more toiletery challenged posters. On the occasions that I have to shite in the house, I go to the largely unused bathroom in the attic for 15 minutes of peace and quiet. Edited February 22, 2018 by KnightswoodBear 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heedthebaa Posted February 22, 2018 Share Posted February 22, 2018 50 minutes ago, throbber said: Does anyone else like rubbing a bit of moisturiser on their hoop? No but a wee dab of anusol cream helps when I’ve strained too hard 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted February 22, 2018 Share Posted February 22, 2018 3 minutes ago, heedthebaa said: No but a wee dab of anusol cream helps when I’ve strained too hard Mentioned these before but I highly recommend them. Less messy too. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz Posted February 22, 2018 Share Posted February 22, 2018 You are a monster. A shitey smelling monster. This is the best sentence I have ever read. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heedthebaa Posted February 22, 2018 Share Posted February 22, 2018 6 minutes ago, welshbairn said: Mentioned these before but I highly recommend them. Less messy too. I shall genuinely look into these, cheers. The wife can keep using the anusol for her facial wrinkles 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted February 22, 2018 Share Posted February 22, 2018 I'm heading to Tesco after work. Might have a stroll down the shitter roll aisle and peruse their range of biodegradable wet wipes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trackdaybob Posted February 22, 2018 Share Posted February 22, 2018 Don't forget to chill your wet wipes in the fridge guys. Bliss. You can thank me later 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted February 22, 2018 Share Posted February 22, 2018 2 minutes ago, Trackdaybob said: Don't forget to chill your wet wipes in the fridge guys. Bliss. You can thank me later Wait...you would put the packet back in the fridge after use? Or you only take 1 or 2 from the packet before shitting? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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