welshbairn Posted February 22, 2018 Share Posted February 22, 2018 Just now, Dindeleux said: Well that was his defence too. If someone pee'd in your kitchen sink would you be happy? As long as he washed the dishes afterwards. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest_Man#1 Posted February 22, 2018 Share Posted February 22, 2018 13 minutes ago, Scary Bear said: Mind and put your shitey wipes in the bin. No flushing them down the loo like a horrible selfish fud. Wipe (singular) and it’s be getting flushed as usual. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lambie's Pigeon Feed Posted February 22, 2018 Share Posted February 22, 2018 I do about 80% of my business on company time so just get by with paper. I've never seen anyone walk into the bogs carrying a packet of wet wipes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest_Man#1 Posted February 22, 2018 Share Posted February 22, 2018 I’d recommend people shitting at work (or even at home as a test) to wipe their arse until they think it’s clean with paper as they normally would, then go about their day and wipe their arse again a few hours later with a wet wipe. I’ll bet there is shite on the wet wipe. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dindeleux Posted February 22, 2018 Share Posted February 22, 2018 DAFC in the evil neighbours thread is a definite wet wipe. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted February 22, 2018 Share Posted February 22, 2018 Humans don't deserve a planet 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Moonster Posted February 22, 2018 Share Posted February 22, 2018 6 minutes ago, Dindeleux said: Well that was his defence too. If someone pee'd in your kitchen sink would you be happy? Pishing in your kitchen sink is obviously a bit different and unacceptable, you'll have splash back which could reach other parts of the kitchen and you obviously don't want that. It's also not a social norm to whip your cock out mid conversation whilst standing in your pals kitchen. Spitting in your sink is a fairly confined act, it's not like he was wiping his phlegm all over your kitchen walls, he even had the decency to wash it away immediately. I just don't see how spitting in the kitchen sink would have any different affect to spitting in the bathroom sink. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bring Back Paddy Flannery Posted February 22, 2018 Share Posted February 22, 2018 Humans don't deserve a planet Why? Because they flush a singular FLUSHABLE wet wipe down the toilet or because people in the UK cut about with manky, shitey, unclean arses? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dunning1874 Posted February 22, 2018 Share Posted February 22, 2018 5 minutes ago, DA Baracus said: Humans don't deserve a planet If a biodegradable wipe is being used, what's the issue? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest_Man#1 Posted February 22, 2018 Share Posted February 22, 2018 9 minutes ago, DA Baracus said: Humans don't deserve a planet Why the fuckity f**k would anyone be so opposed to proper cleaning of a shitey arse? I truly don’t understand some people. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Herman Hessian Posted February 22, 2018 Share Posted February 22, 2018 16 minutes ago, Honest_Man#1 said: I’d recommend people shitting at work (or even at home as a test) to wipe their arse until they think it’s clean with paper as they normally would, then go about their day and wipe their arse again a few hours later with a wet wipe. I’ll bet there is shite on the wet wipe. to get any worthwhile results, though, you'll need something against which you can make a comparison, so you'll have to ask a colleague if you can wipe their arse too, having decided who's going to be the one who gets the wipe; i'd recommend keeping that for yourself, bearing in mind that as soon as any sort of moisture is introduced in to the process, the integrity of the wipe reduces and the likelihood of "finger through" increases - and we all know what happens when you inadvertantly stick a finger up a colleague's arsehole, don't we ! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted February 22, 2018 Share Posted February 22, 2018 10 minutes ago, DA Baracus said: Humans don't deserve a planet What are you doing to save the planet, DA? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz Posted February 22, 2018 Share Posted February 22, 2018 My routine: - Paper for the most part to clean away the majority - Single, flushable wet wipe to clean away any remnants - One more bit of paper to dry my (now-spotless) behind. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted February 22, 2018 Share Posted February 22, 2018 19 minutes ago, Bring Back Paddy Flannery said: Why? Because they flush a singular FLUSHABLE wet wipe down the toilet or because people in the UK cut about with manky, shitey, unclean arses? No, because of the folk who flush the unflushable ones 18 minutes ago, Dunning1874 said: If a biodegradable wipe is being used, what's the issue? There isn't one 13 minutes ago, Honest_Man#1 said: Why the fuckity f**k would anyone be so opposed to proper cleaning of a shitey arse? I truly don’t understand some people. I'm not 13 minutes ago, Rugster said: What are you doing to save the planet, DA? Nothing. I'm actively trying to speed up it's death. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimbo Jagsfan Posted February 22, 2018 Share Posted February 22, 2018 (edited) You guys should remember the 3- Ss every morning, and also make sure it is in the correct order: 1. Shit, 2. Shower, 3. Shave. At point 2, you will be able to wash your bum properly (and then wash your hand!). Dry nice clean bum with towel. Put on clean Ys. No skidmarks. The Shave comes last, as the steam from the shower has opened up the pours in your skin (same as a hot towel would). Personally, I only 2-S each day, as I have a beard! No paper necessary (save the planet) no wet-wipe necessary, be nice to Scottish Water! Edited February 22, 2018 by Jimbo Jagsfan apostrophy misplaced 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz Posted February 22, 2018 Share Posted February 22, 2018 What kind of utter mongrel would have a shower before a shit!? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted February 22, 2018 Share Posted February 22, 2018 1 hour ago, Bring Back Paddy Flannery said: I would consider myself on the average to light hairy arse spectrum, I'll be the judge of that! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bring Back Paddy Flannery Posted February 22, 2018 Share Posted February 22, 2018 You guys should remember the 3- Ss every morning, and also make sure it is in the correct order: 1. Shit, 2. Shower, 3. Shave. At point 2, you will be able to wash your bum properly (and then wash your hand!). Dry nice clean bum with towel. Put on clean Ys. No skidmarks. The Shave comes last, as the steam from the shower has opened up the pours in your skin (same as a hot towel would). Personally, I only 2-S each day, as I have a beard! No paper necessary (save the planet) no wet-wipe necessary, be nice to Scottish Water! I mean that's all well and good if you're dropping first thing in the morning.I tend to be a 10am kinda guy. I also find it tends to be around 15/20 mins after my first coffee. When I used to smoke I'd also find that my first fag in the morning would kick the gears into action and I'd drop around 9ish. Out of interest does anyone on here have a bidet in the house? My Italian mate used to have one, I don't ever recall seeing one in any other Scottish household. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted February 22, 2018 Share Posted February 22, 2018 9 minutes ago, Jimbo Jagsfan said: You guys should remember the 3- Ss every morning, and also make sure it is in the correct order: 1. Shit, 2. Shower, 3. Shave. At point 2, you will be able to wash your bum properly (and then wash your hand!). Dry nice clean bum with towel. Put on clean Ys. No skidmarks. The Shave comes last, as the steam from the shower has opened up the pours in your skin (same as a hot towel would). Personally, I only 2-S each day, as I have a beard! No paper necessary (save the planet) no wet-wipe necessary, be nice to Scottish Water! Can I just clear something up here? Are you suggesting that you jump straight into the shower without even the most cursory of wipes? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted February 22, 2018 Share Posted February 22, 2018 2 hours ago, Honest_Man#1 said: I’d just like to point out that in a thread a few weeks back I called out people for being manky b*****ds who don’t check the paper and apparently just hope their arse is clean. Nobody batted an eyelid. @GordonD please explain yourself. Well, I could pretend I was trolling but this is honestly something I've never done - I have no desire to stare at a shitty piece of bog paper even if it's my own. I can tell after the third or fourth wipe that my arse is clean. Clearly though if you've encountered people who don't look, I'm not alone. But how can you tell? Nobody has ever told me I smell of shit so apparently my way is just as effective. I would also point to a complete absence of skidmarks. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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