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what i mean is when you go on holiday and someone says where are you from ? your better off just saying Glasgow.
 
DUMBARTONIANS, SONS OF THE ROCK and god knows what else.
 
People from Silverton in Dumbarton were called "ranchers" for some reason, i've never known why.

Anyone over here asks me and I just say "Near Glasgow", normally followed by "Yes, that's the west" or "Yes, that is seen as the violent bit".


The correct answer here is actually "just next to Loch Lomond".

Watch English c***s gasp at how lucky you are to live in such a beautiful part of the world.

I avoid all connections to Glasgow like the plague.
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Just now, DanMc99 said:

i actually say it sometimes, very hard not to.

 

i'll book myself into the vet

Needn't be a vet. I'm happy to administer the lethal injection (brick to the head) myself*

* I am of course joking. By 'put down' I really mean "mildly rebuke" :-) 

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Just now, Bring Back Paddy Flannery said:

The correct answer here is actually "just next to Loch Lomond".

Watch English c***s gasp at how lucky you are to live in such a beautiful part of the world.

I avoid all connections to Glasgow like the plague.

I grew up a 2 minute walk from the Glasgow border and now live in the middle of what is universally considered to be one of the most beautiful countries in the world. They are more impressed by the hint of violence than the hint of a midgie ridden pond that rarely sees temperatures over 20c. It is fucking beautiful though.

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4 minutes ago, DanMc99 said:

what i mean is when you go on holiday and someone says where are you from ? your better off just saying Glasgow.

 

DUMBARTONIANS, SONS OF THE ROCK and god knows what else.

 

People from Silverton in Dumbarton were called "ranchers" for some reason, i've never known why.

Meant to say, they were called Ranchers because Silverton was basically built on farmlands.

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1 minute ago, John MacLean said:

Needn't be a vet. I'm happy to administer the lethal injection (brick to the head) myself*

* I am of course joking. By 'put down' I really mean "mildly rebuke" :-) 

i actually cannot remember when or how i started getting into that habbit, must have been high school.

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2 minutes ago, DanMc99 said:

i actually say it sometimes, very hard not to.

 

i'll book myself into the vet

Sometimes use it when a normal person would put it at the beginning of a sentence. 

"Can I have one of them, but" makes no sense at all.

 

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You can just imagine some purple faced munter in an Aberdeen shop getting raging and telling off some out of tower who didn't speak properly, whilst the locals nod along approvingly. A scene that sums up shit-town Scotland beautifully.

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On 18/02/2018 at 22:38, BigFatTabbyDave said:

He was bent over with his hoop pressed up against the door of a bank. Something about his manner implied that he was a bit worse for wear.

I was escorting the wife home from a late show at the big cinema on Renfrew/Renfield Street, otherwise I'd have hung around to offer encouragement. As it was, the missus hadn't been in the country long, so there was a certain amount of, "this way, dear, we'll miss the last train, never mind what he's doing".

^^^^ Mail-order bride

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On 20/02/2018 at 13:52, Ross. said:

I think it's an age thing. If you are under 40 and in good health and you do not think Glasgow is clearly far superior to every other City in Scotland, you probably have some kind of mental deficiency.

If you're over 40 and in good health you don't live in Glasgow.

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16 hours ago, Dominique Malonga said:

I’m genuinely trying to work out if the posters championing Glasgow as a better City than Edinburgh are being serious or at the wind up.

Glasgow is better for shopping, nothing else.
 

Unless you're trying to buy soap.

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17 hours ago, Miguel Sanchez said:

I have seen good trolling in my life and this isn't it. Hooking  noted simpletons like the West Ham jammy wearer and a cyclist isn't an achievement.

Fully agree.

Quality trolling is a art form.

Shite trolling, meanwhile, is more along the lines of:

i) pretending to be dense, making a statement that's deliberately wrong or nonsensical

ii) people pull you up by saying "that  statement you just said is clearly wrong/nonsensical, you idiot"

iii) HAHA JOKES ON YOU I WAS JUST PRETENDING TO BE STUPID THIS WHOLE TIME

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