LincolnHearts Posted February 18, 2018 Share Posted February 18, 2018 1 hour ago, Tynieness said: The best one I saw was a pillock in the Seg who upon the cell door being opened was bent over removing a phone, a charger and a bag of pills from his farter. This was back in 2006 and the phone was a fair size. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LincolnHearts Posted February 18, 2018 Share Posted February 18, 2018 5 hours ago, Lofarl said: https://www.scotsman.com/news/edinburgh-woman-jailed-for-hiding-drug-filled-kinder-egg-in-vagina-1-4691129 Any P&B’rs ever used a popular children’s confectionery to smuggle drugs in any orifice? Also, wid. Although it’d be akin to this. Fucking hell, it was only a music festival. She probably thought she'd be okay. People have their reasons for doing this type of shit (probably thinking it's easy cash) but you know you're fucked if you're caught. Must be like having a 15 team accumulator winning at 4.45 on a Saturday and hoping it doesn't get fucked by an injury-time equaliser. 'Oh look, a kinder egg full off Charlie and Eccies. Someone must have shoved that up my gash while I was asleep.' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lofarl Posted February 18, 2018 Author Share Posted February 18, 2018 Want some crack cocaine? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LondonHMFC Posted February 19, 2018 Share Posted February 19, 2018 I particularly liked this quote Quote Lewis received the same sentence. In court she said: “I’m so truly sorry for coming down here and committing this crime – I promise I will never ever do anything like this again.” That's it Hannah, keep it all in Scotland. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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