Lofarl Posted February 18, 2018 Share Posted February 18, 2018 https://www.scotsman.com/news/edinburgh-woman-jailed-for-hiding-drug-filled-kinder-egg-in-vagina-1-4691129 Any P&B’rs ever used a popular children’s confectionery to smuggle drugs in any orifice? Also, wid. Although it’d be akin to this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LinkinFighter Posted February 18, 2018 Share Posted February 18, 2018 Definitely a Kinder surprise there... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo Posted February 18, 2018 Share Posted February 18, 2018 1 minute ago, Lofarl said: https://www.scotsman.com/news/edinburgh-woman-jailed-for-hiding-drug-filled-kinder-egg-in-vagina-1-4691129 Any P&B’rs ever used a popular children’s confectionery to smuggle drugs in any orifice? I'm surprised it didn't melt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MacDuffman Posted February 18, 2018 Share Posted February 18, 2018 Don't think her vag would be hot enough to melt plastic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted February 18, 2018 Share Posted February 18, 2018 Pretty thorough search policy tbh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted February 18, 2018 Share Posted February 18, 2018 I have taped drugs to my perineum before a flight or two and also before entering the Arches. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted February 18, 2018 Share Posted February 18, 2018 5 minutes ago, throbber said: I have taped drugs to my perineum before a flight or two and also before entering the Arches. We're not interested in the depraved things you get up to with Throbbette, thank you. Spoiler PM please m8, ta. A friend of mine, who'd previously spent time in the Cornton for dealing, smuggled a personal quantity of hash into the US in her hair. One of the stupidest things I've ever known anyone to do, especially considering we knew people over there who could've fixed her up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted February 18, 2018 Share Posted February 18, 2018 I don't recommend smuggling hash in a condom stuck up your arse, uncomfortable and messy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted February 18, 2018 Share Posted February 18, 2018 It's a well known way of smuggling drugs into prison- chaps usually have these up their tradesman's entrances. I have heard tell of mobiles being smuggled into prison in similar ways too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerberus Posted February 18, 2018 Share Posted February 18, 2018 I'm interested to find out how they knew it was there. Was she walking like she shat herself? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted February 18, 2018 Share Posted February 18, 2018 Just now, Cerberus said: I'm interested to find out how they knew it was there. Was she walking like she shat herself? Likely someone grassed her up, or a sniffer dog got excited. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted February 18, 2018 Share Posted February 18, 2018 I'm interested to find out how they knew it was there. Was she walking like she shat herself? I like to hope the officer who gave her a cavity search was nothing more than a corrupt pervert and he just got lucky. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted February 18, 2018 Share Posted February 18, 2018 2 minutes ago, tamthebam said: It's a well known way of smuggling drugs into prison- chaps usually have these up their tradesman's entrances. I have heard tell of mobiles being smuggled into prison in similar ways too. The Chatham Pocket. I used to live near there, and the stories you'd hear made Fifers sound like...well, homo sapiens by comparison. The plastic Kinder egg insides always come up on those Police Camera Action shows. It's like tupperware for junkies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted February 18, 2018 Share Posted February 18, 2018 4 minutes ago, welshbairn said: Likely someone grassed her up, or a sniffer dog got excited. maybe a sniffer cat thought it was fish for tea... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Louis Litt Posted February 18, 2018 Share Posted February 18, 2018 I've never snuck anything past a sniffer dog (pap) but the kinder egg is/was a classic TITP method. I've never known anyone to be stopped with one up their arse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supermik Posted February 18, 2018 Share Posted February 18, 2018 There was a story going around about a girl in Glasgow who was getting strip searched and she was left in a cell with just a blanket around her. When the cops came back, she was smoking a cigarette and drinking a can of Fanta. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted February 18, 2018 Share Posted February 18, 2018 7 minutes ago, supermik said: There was a story going around about a girl in Glasgow who was getting strip searched and she was left in a cell with just a blanket around her. When the cops came back, she was smoking a cigarette and drinking a can of Fanta. There's a six-pack joke in this somewhere. Go to it, people. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted February 18, 2018 Share Posted February 18, 2018 2 hours ago, throbber said: I have taped drugs to my perineum before a flight or two and also before entering the Arches. Your arches or somebody else’s arches? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alta-pete Posted February 18, 2018 Share Posted February 18, 2018 The best one I saw was a pillock in the Seg who upon the cell door being opened was bent over removing a phone, a charger and a bag of pills from his farter. This was back in 2006 and the phone was a fair size. Charger? What, like a 3-pin 13 amp plug type charger? [emoji23][emoji33] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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