Stellaboz Posted February 14, 2018 Share Posted February 14, 2018 No, but you did leave pubes on his toilet seat once You left pubes in someone's pint once!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted February 14, 2018 Share Posted February 14, 2018 This is like the episode of Men Behaving Badly with Harry Enfield that was never broadcast. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted February 14, 2018 Share Posted February 14, 2018 6 minutes ago, Stellaboz said: You left pubes in someone's pint once!!! No I didn't Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted February 14, 2018 Share Posted February 14, 2018 You probably did after you stuck your knob in someone's pint once. In Inverness. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted February 14, 2018 Share Posted February 14, 2018 Love it when a thread descends into four Dunfermline fans discussing wanking techniques Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted February 14, 2018 Share Posted February 14, 2018 23 minutes ago, Stellaboz said: You probably did after you stuck your knob in someone's pint once. In Inverness. Hhhm. When? 9 minutes ago, Miguel Sanchez said: Love it when a thread descends into four Dunfermline fans discussing wanking techniques I like to rest my forearm on my hip bone Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pandarilla Posted February 14, 2018 Share Posted February 14, 2018 Love it when a thread descends into four Dunfermline fans discussing wanking techniques I thought this was the inevitable end to every thread on this forum. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sureiknow Posted February 14, 2018 Share Posted February 14, 2018 1 hour ago, Stellaboz said: You probably did after you stuck your knob in someone's pint once. In Inverness. shave your pubs.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chicken Wing Posted February 15, 2018 Share Posted February 15, 2018 To clarify, Stellaboz left manky ginger pubes all over my toilet the first night I moved into my flat. Baracus stuck his whole cock into an unsuspecting victim's pint whilst they were at a jukebox in a pub in Dunfermline, and both of them have questionable tastes when it comes to bringing ladies back to their flat that they shared in Aberdeen. If there's anything else I have neglected to mention, i doubt either of them will be willing to admit on a public forum (except DA blows goats) edited for my shit grammar Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest_Man#1 Posted February 15, 2018 Share Posted February 15, 2018 9 hours ago, Chicken Wing said: To clarify, Stellaboz left manky ginger pubes all over my toilet the first night I moved into my flat. Baracus stuck his whole cock into an unsuspecting victim's pint whilst they were at a jukebox in a pub in Dunfermline, and both of them have questionable tastes when it comes to bringing ladies back to their flat that they shared in Aberdeen. If there's anything else I have neglected to mention, i doubt either of them will be willing to admit on a public forum (except DA blows goats) edited for my shit grammar If true, that is fucking unacceptable and he should be hounded off the forum instantly. Why you’re still mates with him I’ve no idea. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted February 15, 2018 Share Posted February 15, 2018 Dipping your cock in a pint of lager sounds quite refreshing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted February 15, 2018 Share Posted February 15, 2018 Dipping your cock in a pint of lager sounds quite refreshing. How does this work? Should I put the whole thing in, or just enough to touch the bottom?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted February 15, 2018 Share Posted February 15, 2018 Just now, Bairnardo said: 31 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: Dipping your cock in a pint of lager sounds quite refreshing. How does this work? Should I put the whole thing in, or just enough to touch the bottom?? Is it a shot glass? In any case, it would improve the taste of Tennent's for sure. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ2 Posted February 15, 2018 Share Posted February 15, 2018 Is it a shot glass? In any case, it would improve the taste of Tennent's for sure. Drinks diet irn bru, doesn’t like tennents, eats cold toast. The mods round here need to have a word. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted February 15, 2018 Share Posted February 15, 2018 8 minutes ago, NJ2 said: Drinks diet irn bru, doesn’t like tennents, eats cold toast. The mods round here need to have a word. #FalkirkMafia #TheOriginalModerator Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted February 15, 2018 Share Posted February 15, 2018 Of course, dipping your cock in one of these is a strikingly similar experience to dipping it in Mrs @Bairnardo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted February 15, 2018 Share Posted February 15, 2018 14 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: Of course, dipping your cock in one of these is a strikingly similar experience to dipping it in Mrs @Bairnardo It will leave it with a yeasty smell? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlipperyP Posted February 15, 2018 Share Posted February 15, 2018 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted February 15, 2018 Share Posted February 15, 2018 3 hours ago, Bairnardo said: 4 hours ago, Shandon Par said: Dipping your cock in a pint of lager sounds quite refreshing. How does this work? Should I put the whole thing in, or just enough to touch the bottom?? You could stand up in a pint glass. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted February 16, 2018 Share Posted February 16, 2018 21 hours ago, Honest_Man#1 said: If true, that is fucking unacceptable and he should be hounded off the forum instantly. Why you’re still mates with him I’ve no idea. If it was revealed that 8Mile did this, folk would still be going on about it ten years down the line. Definitely up there with covering a stranger in tomato sauce If not worse. It's like something a rugby player would do for "bants". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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