DA Baracus Posted February 14, 2018 Share Posted February 14, 2018 1 hour ago, Raidernation said: I’m fucking ace at ironing but I can’t remember the last time I did any as my dress shirts and troosers all go to the dry cleaner now 'Cranberry juice' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted February 14, 2018 Share Posted February 14, 2018 I’m shit at wanking, which is particularly disappointing as it’s an everyday task for me. [emoji19] In what way are you shit at it? Lack of end product? I'd suggest change your material. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted February 14, 2018 Share Posted February 14, 2018 I'm absolutely brilliant at wanking. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted February 14, 2018 Share Posted February 14, 2018 I'm absolutely brilliant at wanking. Most wankers are. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IainMorton Posted February 14, 2018 Share Posted February 14, 2018 1 minute ago, DA Baracus said: I'm absolutely brilliant at wanking. Yourself or someone else? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted February 14, 2018 Share Posted February 14, 2018 1 minute ago, IainMorton said: Yourself or someone else? Myself. Are you coming on to me? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted February 14, 2018 Share Posted February 14, 2018 6 minutes ago, DA Baracus said: I'm absolutely brilliant at wanking. Preferred hand? (left or right, not "Ruth Davidson's") or are you ambidextrous? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted February 14, 2018 Share Posted February 14, 2018 1 minute ago, Shandon Par said: Preferred hand? (left or right, not "Ruth Davidson's") or are you ambidextrous? Definitely right. The arm muscles in my left just don't have the same stamina. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted February 14, 2018 Share Posted February 14, 2018 3 minutes ago, DA Baracus said: Definitely right. The arm muscles in my left just don't have the same stamina. If you were genuinely brilliant at wanking, you wouldn't need stamina Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted February 14, 2018 Share Posted February 14, 2018 3 minutes ago, DA Baracus said: Definitely right. The arm muscles in my left just don't have the same stamina. Are you right handed? I'm right handed but my right hand does nothing for me. Has to be the left. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted February 14, 2018 Share Posted February 14, 2018 1 hour ago, Boghead ranter said: If you were genuinely brilliant at wanking, you wouldn't need stamina It's not always about speed through 1 hour ago, Shandon Par said: Are you right handed? I'm right handed but my right hand does nothing for me. Has to be the left. Right handed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ2 Posted February 14, 2018 Share Posted February 14, 2018 This is getting very strange...(Also right handed, prefer the right hand and no bad at chuggin’ fyi) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chicken Wing Posted February 14, 2018 Share Posted February 14, 2018 I'm also tremendous at wanking. I'm that good that I ended up in hospital with an asthma attack whilst having a chug in the shower! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HenryHill Posted February 14, 2018 Share Posted February 14, 2018 2 hours ago, Shandon Par said: Preferred hand? (left or right, not "Ruth Davidson's") or are you ambidextrous? Its a toss up between the two. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted February 14, 2018 Share Posted February 14, 2018 5 hours ago, The Moonster said: I thought this was craziness but upon googling it, it does seem to be a fairly well tipped piece of advice. I'll need to try this and see how it goes. It's quite a basic principle. The steam in the iron heats up the damp clothes and take a the moisture and creases out them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted February 14, 2018 Share Posted February 14, 2018 1 hour ago, Chicken Wing said: I'm also tremendous at wanking. I'm that good that I ended up in hospital with an asthma attack whilst having a chug in the shower! In case anyone is wondering, this is a genuine story. I believe @Stellaboz was there Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chicken Wing Posted February 14, 2018 Share Posted February 14, 2018 In case anyone is wondering, this is a genuine story. I believe@Stellaboz was there He wasn't actually there as it happened. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted February 14, 2018 Share Posted February 14, 2018 In case anyone is wondering, this is a genuine story. I believe@Stellaboz was there I wasn't in the shower with him if that's what you mean? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted February 14, 2018 Share Posted February 14, 2018 1 minute ago, Chicken Wing said: 12 minutes ago, DA Baracus said: In case anyone is wondering, this is a genuine story. I believe@Stellaboz was there He wasn't actually there as it happened. Yes I didn't mean he was in the shower with you. He was probably in Cork Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted February 14, 2018 Share Posted February 14, 2018 2 minutes ago, Stellaboz said: I wasn't in the shower with him if that's what you mean? No, but you did leave pubes on his toilet seat once Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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