Miguel Sanchez Posted February 14, 2018 Share Posted February 14, 2018 20 hours ago, welshbairn said: Marriage is all about sacrifice, and washing up gloves. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted February 14, 2018 Share Posted February 14, 2018 My Facebook has been pleasantly mush free this morning, which is a plus. At around 1am though, a wifey put up a moany post about how she's exhausted after spending the evening writing out and decorating Valentine's cards for her kids to take to school today. Apparently, every kid has to give a card to every other kid in the class, including the boys to boys and girls to girls. All signed so they'll know who it's from. And the parents are the ones who do this. Did the world take a sharp turn one day and I just missed it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerberus Posted February 14, 2018 Share Posted February 14, 2018 SAVE money on expensive Valentine's gifts by erecting emotional barriers all around you and growing old and dying alone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted February 14, 2018 Share Posted February 14, 2018 12 minutes ago, Shotgun said: My Facebook has been pleasantly mush free this morning, which is a plus. Literally moments after I wrote that, some half-wit re-posted the message he sent his wife on Valentine's Day last year. Much romantic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted February 14, 2018 Share Posted February 14, 2018 Hey I just met you And this is mental But here's a big knife Get in my rental Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Moonster Posted February 14, 2018 Share Posted February 14, 2018 42 minutes ago, Shotgun said: My Facebook has been pleasantly mush free this morning, which is a plus. At around 1am though, a wifey put up a moany post about how she's exhausted after spending the evening writing out and decorating Valentine's cards for her kids to take to school today. Apparently, every kid has to give a card to every other kid in the class, including the boys to boys and girls to girls. All signed so they'll know who it's from. And the parents are the ones who do this. Did the world take a sharp turn one day and I just missed it? I assume this is so that the kids who are ugly as sin don't feel left out? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted February 14, 2018 Share Posted February 14, 2018 2 minutes ago, The Moonster said: I assume this is so that the kids who are ugly as sin don't feel left out? I imagine so but really, how is this preparing the mutants for adult life? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Moonster Posted February 14, 2018 Share Posted February 14, 2018 1 minute ago, Shotgun said: I imagine so but really, how is this preparing the mutants for adult life? It's not. I suppose there isn't much about school that prepares you for adult life though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted February 14, 2018 Share Posted February 14, 2018 2 minutes ago, The Moonster said: It's not. I suppose there isn't much about school that prepares you for adult life though. Bullying, humiliation from those in authority, social exclusion...made me what I am today. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Moonster Posted February 14, 2018 Share Posted February 14, 2018 Just now, Shotgun said: Bullying, humiliation from those in authority, social exclusion...made me what I am today. Yeah, I totally agree that kids don't need shielding from a lack of valentines cards. Better to know you're ugly young, allows you to set a low bar which may be pleasantly surpassed once you've grown up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted February 14, 2018 Share Posted February 14, 2018 My wife and I don’t really celebrate Valentine’s Day as we are amorous with each other all year round. Good luck getting that image out of your head when you’re trying to having a romantic meal tonight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted February 14, 2018 Share Posted February 14, 2018 8 minutes ago, Granny Danger said: My wife and I don’t really celebrate Valentine’s Day as we are amorous with each other all year round. TBF you probably had that written in to the contract when you ordered her online had her shipped over. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted February 14, 2018 Share Posted February 14, 2018 Just now, Shandon Par said: TBF you probably had that written in to the contract when you ordered her online. We’ve been married almost 42 years. Online wasn’t even a concept then. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted February 14, 2018 Share Posted February 14, 2018 3 minutes ago, Granny Danger said: We’ve been married almost 42 years. Online wasn’t even a concept then. Apologies - easy to forget how things were before the internet - have fixed that for you now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supermik Posted February 14, 2018 Share Posted February 14, 2018 Wife gave me a card in reply to the one that I got her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerberus Posted February 11, 2019 Share Posted February 11, 2019 Bump. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted February 11, 2019 Share Posted February 11, 2019 Roses are red Violets are blue... Are the f**k. They're more purple than anything. They're not even remotely blue. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dindeleux Posted February 11, 2019 Share Posted February 11, 2019 On 2/10/2018 at 09:44, Dindeleux said: Usually she’ll take it up the bum on Valentines Day. On 2/10/2018 at 10:04, throbber said: I know, your dad told me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RadgerTheBadger Posted February 14, 2019 Share Posted February 14, 2019 Roses are red The paper was white Over 600 pages Filled with nationalist shite... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peasy23 Posted February 14, 2019 Share Posted February 14, 2019 Hey I just met you And this is mental But here's a big knife Get in my rental^^^^Ted Bundy found. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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