Adam Posted February 10, 2018 Share Posted February 10, 2018 Although referring to her as “current squeeze” infers that there may be “future squeeze” - don’t spend too much! No, I am fairly settled with this yin.Should add that the card and the present I bought were the exact same things my work colleague bought his girlfriend. I’m hopeless at thoughtful shite. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brother Blades Posted February 10, 2018 Share Posted February 10, 2018 No, I am fairly settled with this yin.Should add that the card and the present I bought were the exact same things my work colleague bought his girlfriend. I’m hopeless at thoughtful shite. Aye, me too. Good luck on the gam. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Posted February 10, 2018 Share Posted February 10, 2018 We went there for our team Christmas night out. I got a steak, it was excellent. One of our team ordered his steak blue then sent it back because it was put cooked enough, what a tit. The staff were very courteous to him though, I’d have told him to ram it. I’ve never been, but heard good things about it. I think I have some discount card for it through my work, so any money off the bill will be most welcome. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Posted February 10, 2018 Share Posted February 10, 2018 Aye, me too. Good luck on the gam. Cheers Brother. I’ll keep you up to date with any developments. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brother Blades Posted February 10, 2018 Share Posted February 10, 2018 Cucumbers are greenBlueberries are bluef**k the old firmWe don’t need you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted February 10, 2018 Share Posted February 10, 2018 Close your eyes Try not to blink Two in the pink One in the stink Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted February 10, 2018 Share Posted February 10, 2018 7 hours ago, Flybhoy said: Roses are red violets are blue... I've got chlamydia And now so have you.... Makes a change from your usual: Roses are red, violets are blue I've got a knife, now get in the van.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted February 10, 2018 Share Posted February 10, 2018 I have until the 14th of March to contemplate what to get the wife for Valentines (white) day over here. Only the guys get the Valentines treatment on February the 14th in Japan for some reason. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted February 10, 2018 Share Posted February 10, 2018 Roses are Red Elizabeth Regina Some things can't be said Like Toddler va.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted February 10, 2018 Share Posted February 10, 2018 11 minutes ago, sjc said: I have until the 14th of March to contemplate what to get the wife for Valentines (white) day over here. Only the guys get the Valentines treatment on February the 14th in Japan for some reason. 3 pairs of knickers should do it according to this, depending on what she buys you on the 14th. Scam invented by a chocolate company, bit like Mothers and Fathers day over here. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/White_Day Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted February 10, 2018 Share Posted February 10, 2018 7 minutes ago, welshbairn said: 3 pairs of knickers should do it according to this, depending on what she buys you on the 14th. Scam invented by a chocolate company, bit like Mothers and Fathers day over here. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/White_Day You're assuming she wears any....... Spoiler I got her some nice lingerie last year actually. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest Saints Fan Posted February 10, 2018 Share Posted February 10, 2018 f**k all. It's Ruggy's birthday and our wedding anniversary the following week. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted February 10, 2018 Share Posted February 10, 2018 It's a load of pish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigBo10 Posted February 10, 2018 Share Posted February 10, 2018 I agree with Lisa Cuddy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted February 10, 2018 Share Posted February 10, 2018 7 minutes ago, Lisa Cuddy said: It's a load of pish. Where's your sense of romance?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted February 10, 2018 Share Posted February 10, 2018 10 minutes ago, Honest Saints Fan said: f**k all. It's Ruggy's birthday and our wedding anniversary the following week. Can you not get something he'll use? 8 minutes ago, Lisa Cuddy said: It's a load of pish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted February 10, 2018 Share Posted February 10, 2018 20 minutes ago, sjc said: Where's your sense of romance?! Speaks the voice of someone who has never met me! Not big on contrived romance, or any of your typical romantic stuff to be honest. I'd rather have a Cadbury Creme Egg than a box of Milk Tray. I buy flowers, chocolate, jewellery and underwear that I like when I want or need it. I can go out for a meal any night of the year. A card sits there for a week then goes in the bin. It's a pointless waste of time and money. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dindeleux Posted February 10, 2018 Share Posted February 10, 2018 I know, your dad told me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted February 10, 2018 Share Posted February 10, 2018 I’m just jealous. There will absolutely be nothing going up my arse this Valentine’s Day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LincolnHearts Posted February 10, 2018 Author Share Posted February 10, 2018 Roses are red My car is a van Get in the back With Maddie McCann Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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