Hillonearth Posted January 17, 2018 Share Posted January 17, 2018 1 hour ago, tommyboy said: Good yin bud! I had this effort in mind: There once was a president called Felix Who decided that he'd make a helix His attempt at a spiral Would have gone viral But Scott widny let him finish it. Scott was in charge of the fixtures But didn’t like home/away mixtures The Hill’s fixtures say Five home, one away I think you’re getting the picture… Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
happy Posted January 17, 2018 Author Share Posted January 17, 2018 5 hours ago, sweep said: naw Kartoum v Cumbernauld there are more Pyramids in Sudan Is th at the very same Khartoum who are asking for winter football outside the pirimid? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darvel Pie Posted January 17, 2018 Share Posted January 17, 2018 The fixture man is called ScottBut the new rules he seemed to have forgotHe used the back of a fag packet But it turned into a racket So he said...to hell with you lot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
happy Posted January 17, 2018 Author Share Posted January 17, 2018 Will let this thread run another day or so.Cant let it get mixed up with the weekend "Games off " thread and the "summer football" one that will surely follow. A lot of budding bards getting into the swing for next week. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ardenvohr6 Posted January 17, 2018 Share Posted January 17, 2018 It’s yon Burnie Man’s night on the 25th. Will he have a contribution? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archieb Posted January 17, 2018 Share Posted January 17, 2018 33 minutes ago, happy said: Will let this thread run another day or so.Cant let it get mixed up with the weekend "Games off " thread and the "summer football" one that will surely follow. A lot of budding bards getting into the swing for next week. Can't the thread just be renamed? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancellara Posted January 17, 2018 Share Posted January 17, 2018 Is nobody watching Chelsea Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ardenvohr6 Posted January 17, 2018 Share Posted January 17, 2018 Is nobody watching Chelsea Very easy to post between the good bits. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hillonearth Posted January 17, 2018 Share Posted January 17, 2018 Just now, Ardenvohr6 said: Very easy to post between the good bits. Considering they've totalled about 20 seconds out of the 65 minutes played, surprisingly so. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
happy Posted January 17, 2018 Author Share Posted January 17, 2018 38 minutes ago, archieb said: Can't the thread just be renamed? I can only delete it.A mod could rename it or merge it perhaps with a "Games on thread". Lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
santheman Posted January 18, 2018 Share Posted January 18, 2018 Bored shirtless so I'm a dinosaur and I'm OK The junior grade is here to stay So stick yer pyramid up yer arse Cos it's just a fuckin farce The pyramiders are on the prowl All night long you'll hear them howl The junior grade will never last Yer just all auld relics from the past That sums up the state of play On every thread I hate to say You're either for or your against Or you're sitting on the fence This could go on for many years Along the way both laughs and tears Where we'll be I hate to think But I don't care I'll be extinct Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inanimate Carbon Rod Posted January 19, 2018 Share Posted January 19, 2018 There was a wee man from lanark, of fixtures he was the planner, he was prone to eruption when called on corruption, many clubs works felt the effect of this spanner Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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