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1 hour ago, jimbaxters said:

There once was a president called Tam,

Who got himself into a jam,

With no fixture list

The clubs were well p!ssed

“We’re away to the pyramid, ya bam!”

Very clever.

Except Tam's the national Secretary, the national president is called Felix.

And Tam's not in charge of fixtures, that's the Regional Secretary (Scott in the West).

If you want to have a go at the Regional President (can't think why) he's called Matt.

Other than that, brilliant! ;)

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20 minutes ago, archieb said:

Very clever.

Except Tam's the national Secretary, the national president is called Felix.

And Tam's not in charge of fixtures, that's the Regional Secretary (Scott in the West).

If you want to have a go at the Regional President (can't think why) he's called Matt.

Other than that, brilliant! ;)

For limericks to work you have to....never mind. Point taken

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For the Juniors to go to summer football would be an interesting twist.

Media coverage, sponsorship and support possible increase.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/39583047

https://www.scotsman.com/sport/football/competitions/premiership/why-scottish-football-isn-t-dead-but-a-cure-is-required-1-4498628

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/33064198

Looks like if you want a common sense follow the woman's game approach .

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There once was a president called Tam,
Who got himself into a jam,
With no fixture list
The clubs were well p!ssed
“We’re away to the pyramid, ya bam!”
Summer fitba I hear you say ;
But whatever come or may ;
It's hail ,rain , snow and sleet ;
As the junior boys will have it no other way;
Wading through pools of piss ;
Whilst taking the trouser snake for a well earned hit and miss ;
Where is our own fixture card? ;
Asks this self proclaimed amateur bard;
Where are our floodlights ;
To see my illuminated mighty sights ;
Where is my seat ;
To watch my clubs further feats;
I will soon be getting old ;
And the club's history will be further told ;
What's this pyramid , I hear you say ;
It needed a team to get it underway;
That team was called kelty ;
A wee team called dalkeith thought we may as well tae';
They went to the pyramid ;
One by one ;
To chase their dreams ,and further their fun;
Will boness be next , or the rose ;
It could be bonnyrigg ,but God only knows ;
The juniors are going through a change ;
With the senior game now truly in range ;
Choose Reagan or choose oor tam;
Or can we all just become one ;
And play football night and day ;
And even in the sun .

Apologies Mr mcgonigle [emoji2]

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8 minutes ago, Ardenvohr6 said:

There once was a prezzy called Felix
Whose team didnae play near the Helix
Would they leave the West
To play with the best
Of the others who left all the relics

Good yin bud! I had this effort in mind:

There once was a president called Felix

Who decided that he'd make a helix

His attempt at a spiral

Would have gone viral

But Scott widny let him finish it.  :(

 

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